foreman at the shitpost factory

southwell. 32 stupid, stupid years old. they/them pronouns, please and thank you. FFXIV sideblog @eifablyss

[brotherconstant]

Cara Gee as Camina Drummer in The Expanse -> Season 3

[azertyrobaz]

I'm wrong about everything and everything's wrong.

[percyfraser]

PROJECT HAIL MARY 2026 — dir. Phil Lord & Christopher Miller

[actualized-animal]

Did You Learn?

you can lie on the floor in your home and the Soft Baby who lives there will approach you. this will increase your chance of contact with Nose Wet by 75%

[gifortake]

[haileyjensenart]

Wyll ❤️

Drawing some more of these profile portraits, hoping to do all the bg3 companions!

[apolladay]

If you know the meaning of the word "defenestrate", do you remember how you learned it?

Yes (put it in the tags please I'm curious)

No

I don't know the meaning of the word defenestrate

Voting ended onApr 18

[callizinc]

Did you know that you can waste your free time by not knowing which activity to do so you do none of them

[rylandsgrace]

Project Hail Mary (2026) + Tumblr text posts

[rylandsgrace]

Project Hail Mary (2026) + Trivia

[de-activated-offical]

I need to do this. (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't d

[pocketseizure]

Princess Zelda one-hand wielding a greatsword my beloved

[kyaptainkiddo]

[softpng]

the workday/weekend ratio is so off. like ethically.

[fairycosmos]

let it go my friend... i say this as a fat "ugly" dyke. your body is the vehicle w which you move in the world, give love, receive love, make things, SEE things, KNOW things. that's all that matters. beauty and ugliness are marketing scams esp for women. LIVE and FUCK THE WORLD it's not easy to get there but it's so sweet. ppl will love you fat and "ugly" i swear on god.

this is like a religious text to me and i'm not joking even a little

[sunhealings]

I guess every lonely girl would hope she’s a princess.

[drumlincountry]

Why do they even make apps for ADHD. You want me to use my 24/7 handheld immediate distraction device? To manage my 'gets distracted too easily' disorder? Ooooh we developed the perfect tool for managing your anemia. Its hosted in Dracula's castle. 👍