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during sex

girlfriend: why are u laughing

me: thought of a meme

sparrowwitharrows-deactivated20

moistcorduroy-deactivated202007

same

cowgirlofficial

always have a lighter with u just in case u see a confederate flag

kookerus-speaks-deactivated2016

thats illegal, you d*mb fuck “always have a gun in case you see a brown person” why is my sentence any worse?

ebon-flow

Because one’s a person, and one’s a fucking piece of cloth, you shitkicking assclown.

kinky-shit-you-love

Reblog if

you post porn

youre into bdsm

youre into kinky shit

youre into rough fucking

your blog is nsfw

youre a dom

youre a daddy

youre a sub

youre a little

your blog will make me horny

and i will follow the shit out of you

inkskinned

it always really bothered me when wait staff ignored me + my friends just because we were young bc we are all really respectful people but the assumption was that we wouldn’t tip

anyway so fast fowards to when i became a waitress and one day this group of scrubbyass kids came in and i had 8 other tables with other people to look to but i overheard that one kid wanted a milkshake but he couldn’t afford it and the other kids offered to pay but he was like “nonono it’s fine” and i looked over and he just looked real run down and sad and stuff —- later it just so happened that our kitchen had a mixup so we had an extra shake and since it would just be dumped otherwise, i snuck it out to their table and gave it to him for free

and his friends were so fucking impressed by this they pooled every fucking cent they had i got a $50 tip and later his friend’s mom came in and said “i heard what you did for that boy” and gave me another 20 and offered me a better job working with her

and meanwhile at my other table a rich white guy i was serving complained bc he didn’t want to pay the 15% tip on a $8.90 bill and when his wife said “she’s been a good waitress, though,” he said, “but just plain good isn’t worth 15%”