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Your name is MITUNA CAPTOR. You're 9 SWEEPS OLD--well you were before you DIED... and you DON'T KNOW WHERE YOUR FRIENDS WENT. As of 12/08/2013 Mituna is part of the Karkatbent timeline.[[If I need subtitles you're not trying hard enough. I'm not going to translate his posts. No regrets. -Teej]]

[propheticheir]

windscion started following you

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[propheticheir]

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[justcrothings]

Wvoah there, champ. Slovw it dovwn wvith the spazz hands you got going there. Wvovw that ewven hurt to read.

An at least I do something wvith my hair other than slap on some retarded looking helmet like you do. I think it looks good on my anywvays.

[propheticheir]

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[propheticheir]

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[propheticheir]

elderknightofblood replied to your post:YOU KNOW I NEVER DID MEASURE MY BULGE. I SHOULD PROBABLY GET AROUND TO DOING THAT.

I’VE BEEN IN DREAM BUBBLES BEFORE. IT’S JUST A MATTER OF NAVIGATION TO FIND THE RIGHT ONE.

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[elderknightofblood]

THAT MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE FACT I DIDN’T KNOW YOU A SWEEP AGO, WHICH IS THE LAST TIME I CONSCIOUSLY TRIED TO DO IT. I SUPPOSE I MIGHT BE PERSUADED TO GIVE IT A SHOT AGAIN FOR SUCH A NOBLE AND WORTHY CAUSE AS THIS.

[propheticheir]

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[reblogalert]

I Came Out to Have a Good Time and I’m Honestly Feeling So Attacked Right Now

[propheticheir]

elderknightofblood replied to your post:YOU KNOW I NEVER DID MEASURE MY BULGE. I SHOULD PROBABLY GET AROUND TO DOING THAT.

I’VE BEEN IN DREAM BUBBLES BEFORE. IT’S JUST A MATTER OF NAVIGATION TO FIND THE RIGHT ONE.

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[propheticheir]

YOU KNOW I NEVER DID MEASURE MY BULGE. I SHOULD PROBABLY GET AROUND TO DOING THAT.

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[justcrothings]

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schrodingersbee

Might as wvell kill tvwo captors here wvith one stone. That and that and i might as vwell indulge ya wvith that gross tvwo kink you guys tend to hawve.

[propheticheir]

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[propheticheir]

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[propheticheir]

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[cleverclovers]

Trying out commissions for myself, for blankets, socks, pjs, presents for my fiancee, because once in a while you have to spoil yourself. Once in a while, I have to matter too.

It can’t always be about my brother’s divorce, or about his wife and child, or someone else’s binder or moving. I have needs too.

I matter.

I’m a human being.

I ‘can’t afford’ a blanket, or real pjs, or food just for me that I’m not allergic to and don’t have to share.

But I want to be able to. I SHOULD be able to. I have a right to health and comfort and happiness. My comfort shouldn’t mean last minute payments for school. It shouldn’t mean paying for my brother’s needs so he stops being obnoxious.

I shouldn’t have to accept that I can’t afford to be warm when I feel cold more than the other people in my house, due to the medications I’m on.

I shouldn’t have to forgo buying myself blankets, socks, a new binder, pjs that are actually PJs not a t-shirt and bike shorts.

I get to be happy, too, right?

Contact me via tumblr, or my email, [email protected], if you’re interested in helping me out.

[propheticheir]

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[elderknightofblood]

I…HAVE LITERALLY NEVER HAD ANYONE OFFER THIS BEFORE. INSERT DIRTY THING THEY WANT TO DO TO/WITH MY BULGE, YES. BUT NEVER JUST MEASURE IT. I’M ACTUALLY INCLINED TO LET YOU DO IT NOW, SO LONG AS THAT’S ALL YOU’RE DOING TO IT.

[propheticheir]

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[schrodingersbee]

ii have no iidea what you’re tryiing two 2ay here. 2orry buddy.

yeah, but ii got better. thank2 though. iit diidn’t really change anythiing, 2iince ii wa2 bliind before iit happened. and ii 2tiill have my p2iioniic2. ii gue22 ii wa2 2tronger than ii thought, becau2e ii wa2 pretty 2ure ii wa2 goiing two diie at the tiime. but nope. ju2t a ko.

[propheticheir]

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[schrodingersbee]

you’re only niine, 2o don’t act liike you’re 2ome old man when you’re not.

no. ii’m not dead, de2piite my thiink leakiing everywere.  iit look2 liike ii left enough blood on the ground for two troll2. 

how would ii know thii2? explaiin two me how ii would have thii2 kiind of iin2iider knowledge.

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[propheticheir]

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[elderknightofblood]

…YOU’RE KIDDING ME, RIGHT?

[propheticheir]

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[propheticheir]

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[elderknightofblood]

IF YOU WANT TO KNOW SO BADLY, HOW ABOUT YOU MEASURE THEM. 

[propheticheir]

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[propheticheir]

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4.Are you tired right now?

[Incoherent whining possibly translating to 'yes'.]

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8.Do you cry easily?

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12.Are you mad at someone right now?

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16.Do you get butterflies around the person you like?

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20.Do you secretly like someone?

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24.What ARE you looking forward to?

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28.Are you a forgiving person?

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32.What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?

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36.Who was the last person you took a picture of?

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40.Are you currently in a relationship?

N0. :(((((((

44.Have you ever had your heart broken?

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