The Toad Hole

they/them || agender || listen to buckethead

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Anyone who hornyposts is a fake gooner. You're spending your time posting when you could be schlonkin it? For shame.

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Panty boy freestyle

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One day i will find a gay person

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One day god will come down from heavens and say "What the fuck is that. I did not make these. What are cool ranch doritos" and we will laugh, for we know we are more powerful than our creator.

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Sup yall im back

Less isaac posts incoming more random shit

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Need y'all to send in some "worst song ever" contenders. Making a lit of bad music and need some help.

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Lil Pump's self titled album is gen z's trout mask replica

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mike hawk is much bigger than yours

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Hey all, as is kinda obvious I havent been doing the item reviews, it's not over but I'm putting them aside for a week or two for now. Just had a lot of work to do. Hope everyone's doing good.

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I JUST BEAT MEGA SATAN AS TAINTED LOST

FUCK YEAH

LITERALLY BECAUSE I GOT A GET OUT OF JAIL CARD ON SHEOL, I WENT DEVIL DEALS SO NO KEY

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RANDOM TBOI ITEM REVIEW: ITEM 30

SMB Superfan

All stats up 👍 a tier

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RANDOM TBOI ITEM REVIEW: ITEM 29

Harlequin baby

Now, generally I'll be ranking a lot of the baby/buddy items the same. They add a slight bit of dps, but really you just want em for conjoined. They're a very simple item archetype, generally just made to fill slots. This item, however, is special! It is one of the only items in the game that is genuinely revolting to me. It's one of my least favorite items in the game. I'm not going to pretend it's like the *worst* thing in the internet, but it's disgusting, and I highly recommend not googling it. I made that mistake. Again, I know most of the time when people add a "do not google" adendum to their posts, people immediately google, so just please be wary. And with all that said, edmund tier.

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I've been recording clips of random isaac happenings on my switch, might stitch them together into a highlight reel after a bit. Would yall be interested in that?

Would you watch an Isaac highlight reel?

Yes

No

Voting ended onAug 6, 2023

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RANDOM TBOI ITEM REVIEW: ITEM 28

Halo of Flies

Solid little defensive item, it's two pretty fly pills essentially. Not really gonna be *all* that excited when I find it but this blocks a lot more projectiles than you expect, so I'm putting it in b tier! Also the beelzebub transformation is good shit just for the flight.

Also tear detonator has been moved up a tier due to a recent run I had with it, it gave me a very nice synergy between it and lachryphagy.

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RANDOM TBOI ITEM REVIEW: ITEMS 25, 26, 27

Dr. Fetus

I love this item so much. I don't care what the character is, I will always take it, because this is one of the most fun items in the game. Plus it gives you infinite bombs. This is going in BEST. First of its kind!

Black Lotus

Kinda like the super bandage, just a ton of health. I like health, and additionally, I like not dying. A tier.

Free Lemonade

It's not even free. Edmund tier.

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Hey im sorry for missing yesterday and today, I've just been very tired from work recently. I'll do 3 in 1 tomorrow, shoule get me back up to speed

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Allow me to put you on the spot directly with Dead Sea Scrolls

So if by this you mean rating it, probably A or S. It's not good but it's an insanely fun item to me that (if it's not in the angel room) I will take every time. Ill write up something more detailed when I run into it but yeah I love that item (and wish kamikaze was still in the pool cause that was really funny)