i need a drink

im here for a good time and a long time

[skyholic-deactivated20180115]

Have A Nice Day!

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

rb to 今日はｈａｖｅ　ａ　ｎｉｃｅ　ｄａｙ

[dota2wiki]

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[officialunitedstates]

just heard back from wall st that they increased the value of the officialunitedstates brand tenfold from the prior fiscal year

[captainmakreynolds]

ten times zero is still zero

[officialunitedstates]

nice math did you learn it in boring school

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

😂😂😂😂 Now I need both of these things to happen.

[religiousdad-deactivated2015012]

i’m having an out of body experience 

[im-not-right-in-the-head-deacti]

[movingtotwitter-at-hazymazepone]

Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep?

[m86-deactivated20171116]

a shat

[fnafvr]

Dont call it that please

[officialunitedstates]

NASA should put on these solar eclipses more often, really gets kids excited about science and STEM

[officialunitedstates]

you: gonna wear sunglasses or watch the eclipse on tv

me: gonna stare right at the thing through my telescope, not even blink, for the full 8 minutes

[huebriis]

You will be blind sir

[officialunitedstates]

and you will be a coward

[r2--d2]

Niagara Falls (III) by (roeyahram)

[tastefullyoffensive]

[deleteme-adub-deactivated201811]

[stability]

[no-mi-torta]

[qqqqqqqqqwe-deactivated20170301]

goodbye i had to watch this three times to figure out what was going on

[pieseas]

@handtracings

[thursday]

[paleoliths]

i arrive at the panera

bagel: toasted

cheese: creamed

dick: out

[paleoliths]

i am forcibly escorted out of the panera

[lovlae]

shut up!!!!!!

[luciofulci-deactivated20200614]