[bandoftheives]

studio ghibli movies must have:

old ladies

cool lesbian aunt

gorgeous forest/garden

little guys

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[upside-down-uni]

29.12 // Behold the authentic Herrgottswinkel they had at this restaurant we ate at! Vacation time is over, I had to say bye bye snow and mountains today, back to the muddy browngreen lowlands...

In other news, I finally got my thesis grade! So, now I'm officially in possession of a Bachelor of Arts! And I can breathe a sigh of relief because I will be able to continue my masters. My confidence in my thesis was low, so I was really biting my nails about it... I'm going to treat myself to a nice professional hair dye as celebration!

[rocktheholygrail]

Happy New Year!

[rocktheholygrail]

[eldercunninghams]

[mslockheart]

I always have to start the New Years with this picture.

[yellowsunnyskies-deactivated202]

[ID: white text on a black background, the text reads “Dawn of The First Day -364 Days Remain-” end ID.]

[strange-overtone]

[The image from before, edited to say “dawn of the first day -365 days remain-]

2024 is a leap year!

[dawn4ngel]

[uncomfortablecliche]

i’ve literally been here the whole time

[ratherembarrassing]

[kiefbowl]

I love when people are like “I can’t believe you reblogged that despite their user name, icon, bio, and last twenty posts” bc to me my dash is the only part of this website and I’m not slowing down to look at urls you could all be the same person

[twisted-little-fairy-story]

#spiritual successor is people being like why didnt you read my pinned before you reblogged!!!#dude i am not. i am not vetting every blog#i am here to backread for 45mins and rb 30 posts in a row and disappear#tumblr life

[deafmic]

a couple weeks ago, someone called and left a message on my team's phone at work. this was a phone number that he should not have been able to find and which isn't actually manned. we are an IT team and have the number to keep our team zoom account. so no one picks it up, but every time someone leaves a message, everyone on the team gets an email with the transposed text.

this man left a 7 minute long message with my tech team about how he wanted a job in our sales department.

in it, he called himself a savage no less than 12 times. he spent most of the 7 minutes talking about how well he closes deals and sells. he left this message over the weekend. in it, he said the words "i'm a beast, i'm a killer" multiple times, which i now can't seem to get out of my vocabulary. i say it literally every day and i can't explain it because it's like a personal meme.

my team actually found this message so fucking funny that we immediately found the sales team recruiter and got him over there. we all dearly hope that he gets hired so we can meet him. he's like a celebrity to us. he's a beast. a killer even.

[theoreocat]

Livin’ La Vida Floofy 💚💙🧡

[1-extra]

[ayay]

[id: two men holding the halves of an amethyst geode, smiling. the geode is heart shaped, and both men are smiling. /end id]

[lieutenant-sappho]

babe are you ok you reblogged the two men holding the heart geode again

[wickedwonderlandd]

They found love between a rock and a hard place

[cantina-band]

Watching twilight on a poorly hung projector. (x)

[thediktatortot]

There's literally nothing better about something that just makes an entire room laugh harder and harder with every moment. No words, no explinations, no one talking, just pure laughter.

[tiktoksgay]

[amphibulous]

[angelicguy]

stacys mom turned me into a frog!

im eating flies and live inside a log!

stacy cant you see she has placed a spell on me!

now im in a bog and look just like a small green frog

[andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels]

[lionfloss]

femalepentimento

[sistertaxon]

having used tumblr as a teenager is a vaccination against using tiktok today

[neurotypical-karen]

i realize you’re probably half-joking but legitimately having this level of control over what i see on my dash and not having the popularity of my posts determined by The Algorithm makes using tiktok feel like my body is fighting a Disease

[deadali]

[maccaulfield]

[the-davest-of-uncles]

“Two habitats, both alike in dignity, In fair bedroom, where we lay our scene…”