no point in living if you lose

Indie OC RP blog for Kendall 'Kennie' Moneyz-Sharmin Status: Ready to fight irl

[terriamon]

Reblog if (ง︡’-‘︠)ง

[monochromecard]

“I-I don’t think anyone can eat that many cookies, Kennie…”

[prosperousprincet-blog]

“You have to believe. Have some faith in yourself, Spierce!”

[monochromecard]

“Ah—! I-I don’t need that many, Kennie. I-it’s okay.”

[prosperousprincet-blog]

“FOUR THOUSAND.”

[monochromecard]

“I-I didn’t even get one…” Here come the waterworks.

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“D-don’t cry - I’m really sorry! I - I’ll - I’ll -”

“I’ll make you FIVE THOUSAND new cookies! Right now!”

[monochromecard]

"Spit it out, Spierce!" (prosperousprincet)

“IS THAT THE LAST COOKIE—”

[prosperousprincet-blog]

“It was the last cookie.”

[genderoftheday]

Today’s Gender of the day is: Fighting boys, girls, dogs, and elders.

[prosperousprincet-blog]

Kennie turned to Ava and lifted up their shirt, speaking in a voice identical to JFK from Clone High. "MY ABS ARE SO FIRM, YOU CAN GRATE CHEESE ON 'EM!"

im 

[brasshearted]

[text] it shouldn’t be possible to be that tall

[text] 7 feet is too tall

[prosperousprincet-blog]

[text] It’s actually fairly normal for a lady of the royal line to be 6.5-7 ft

[text] Theres a reason canadia’s matriarchal and thats because the women are fucking gigantic and everyone’s intimidated.

[brasshearted]

[text] how the HELL is she 6′5′’ at 16

[text] when i was 16 i was like. 5′1

[text] (also i have no idea what i did. my family’s super tall too, like. my older brother is probably 6′2′’)

[prosperousprincet-blog]

[text] When I was 16 I was 5′ on the dot.

[text] She got it from grandma probably. Grandma was pretty much exactly 7 feet tall before she started getting smaller

[text] Cause shes old and stuff

[text] Me + spierce - literally the only sharmins who isnt at least pushing 6 feet tall. 

[text] Ancestral canadans are fucking tall and broad because we fought polar bears in supply wars

[text] To best a bear you gotta be big enough to suplex one

[brasshearted]

[text] it’s my job to confuse cis people so i always try to keep myself from having any features that assholes could identify as feminine or masculine

[text] in fact if one more person uses she pronouns because my name’s ava i’m changing my name

[prosperousprincet-blog]

[text] Are you telling me you got that short on purpose

[text] Tell me how so i can avoid doing whatever it is

[text] I’m ready to be like sixty feet tall like literally every other sharmin

[text] I saw my cousin nina a few weeks ago and shes sixteen now and shes already 6′5

[text] A foot taller than me

[text] 16

[text] Shes still growing.

[brasshearted]

[text] at least you don’t have to worry about that when you want to appear more feminine

[prosperousprincet-blog]

[text] Ava beards/medium stubble and lacy blouses are going to be in this spring

[text] Get with the picture

[brasshearted]

[text] it’s alright

[text] i don’t really care either way when it comes to relationships

[prosperousprincet-blog]

[text] ...You dont seem to really care about a lot of things in that general area tbh

[brasshearted]

[text] ooh

[text] nah, i think you look better shaven

[prosperousprincet-blog]

[text] Good because dad just imformed me that growing a beard is probably impossible for anyone in this particular Sharmin branch.

[text] We’ve been naked mole rats for a good 9 generations on our mother’s side

[brasshearted]

[text] nah, still single

[prosperousprincet-blog]

[text] Nice

[text] Wait not nice i didn’t mean t 

[text] hat

[brasshearted]

[text] kennie why would i know where your lucky bra is

[prosperousprincet-blog]

[text] You’re usually pretty close by so if I put it somewhere carelessly you might have seen it.

[brasshearted]

[text] i don’t see why not

[prosperousprincet-blog]

[text] I just wouldnt be surprised if someone like you was snapped up real quick yknow

[brasshearted]

[text] not really

[text] people could grab that while you’re fighting

[prosperousprincet-blog]

[text] No not a beard like that

[text] Something tight and close to the face. 

[text] Shape up my cheekbones all nice.