Local Maniac Makes Shitposts

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Silent Hill/Resident Evil is a really funny crossover because you could put Leon S. Kennedy against some SH monster that draws upon his worst fears and insecurities and he'd just backflip and kick it in the face and say something like "Paging Dr Freud."

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Caine's kind of a fascinating character because like... from his PoV he's doing everything he's supposed to do. Create adventures for the people he hosts, and from his perspective he's also listening to their wants to try and tailor things to their liking.

But he's a machine without empathy so he can't understand things people actually want, can't grasp the nuances or the particulars of their wants.

So like when he finally snaps, screaming "WHY DO YOU PEOPLE TORMENT ME" it's like... He's doing everything he's supposed to, everything he understands is right, and he's being rejected for it anyway, and it lands on his insecurities and inferiority complex like an atom bomb, and he lashes out and tries to hurt the people who hurt him.

And the funny/sad thing is... he doesn't actually enjoy hurting them, he even says as much.

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"We created a murderous clone of Musashi Miyamoto and unleashed him in the modern day."

"For what possible reason???"

"Funny."

THIS IS THE ACTUAL PLOT OF THE CURRENT BAKI SERIES

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tadc discourse only comes in 4 flavors:

-Is Jax evil

-Is Caine evil

-I want to fuck the jester

-I want to fuck the rabbit

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I've been reading the Revenge of the Sith novelisation and it's genuinely a great book, way better than the movie it's based on.

But there's this one genuinely hilarious bit where Mace Windu goes to arrest Palpatine and calls him a Sith, and Palpatine is just like:

"Um, okay??? And??? Is it illegal to be a Sith? Show me exactly where it's against the law to be a Sith? This is cancel culture gone wild!"

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Spamton has breached containment!

TAKE THE SHOT!

TAKE THE SHOT!!!

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Me thinking of all the amateur fantasy and sci fi stories sent into old pulp magazines in the 1900s that are now totally lost to time.

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Remember back when 'morality systems' were a big deal in video games but they were always horribly designed uber binary nonsense that only portrayed two hyper extreme options, where the choices were always like

'In Fallout 3 you can choose to nuke an entire town for no reason, or they can choose... not to do that'

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I'm starting to think I don't like literary agents.

I could elaborate on why, but I'll take a page from their book and refuse to elaborate.

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Superman (2025) // The Boys (2019 - )

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ABSOLUTE CINEMA

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Submitted for your approval, a world where the president of the United States is a giant radioactive monster. That would be pretty fucked up, right? But it could happen, in the Twilight Zone.

I'm Rod Serling.

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My one and only headcanon for Deltarune is that Kris' middle name is P. Bacon.

So whenever Toriel is really pissed at them she'd be like "KRIS P BACON DREEMURR, YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE."

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Look I get that Batman's no kill rule is a very important part of the character, but having him scream 'NOOOOO' over the corpse of Captain NAZI of all people is a really bad look.

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What if he was called Stephen Kink and all the monsters and killers in his stories wanted to suck peoples toes.

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Deltarune chapters 1-3: Toriel isn't perfect but it's clear she's trying her best and cares a good deal for her kids, so her flaws aren't too bad.

After chapter 4: oh no.

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Favorite Parent-Child dynamic

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the implications

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Opening narration: Flurgles are weird little guys and everyone hates them.

Sam Vimes: I hate those bloody Flurgles, shifty little bastards the lot of them.

<some plot events later>

Sam Vimes: if you say one bad word about Flurgles I will kill you; straight up, you'll be dead.