grope me

lol I'm lazy

[charmancler]

when someone asks what i want to do with my life

[vvouter]

when you try your best

but you don’t succeed

[westernlariat]

*sings along to anime theme song pretending to know the words*

[deadwwwwhhhit-blog]

39 mega pixel photo of a burger

[rapewhistled2013login-deactivat]

[pietriarchy]

[komaida-deactivated20130501]

some guy just called my number thinking i was a male prostitute, and he started talking to me about how much he could pay me so i pulled up gunshot noises on my computer and started screaming and he panicked and hung up

[komaida-deactivated20130501]

911 jUST FFUCKING CALLLLED ME IA AMC LAUGHHING SO HARD I TOLD THEM THE SITUEATION AND I’M STULL FUCMKING LAUGHING BECUASE NO W HTE’YRE TRACING THE GUY TO ARREST HIM FOR TRYING TO SOLICITEA ND PAY FOR SEX

I’VE DONE A GOOD

[nofuturept3]

MY CAT DOESN’T FEEL WELL SO MY DAD IS SINGING TO HIM

[breakingbad-comics]

[slovvbro-deactivated20130818]

go look at what i just reblogged

tumblr user proverb (via psyducker)

[legeniall-blog]

my baby brother was really upset so

he was crying

until he realized he was taking selfies on my laptop

[voguevante]

"americans are annoying"

you’re mad bc martin luther king had a dream and you weren’t in it

[lavagoth]

[badlyrecreatedanimatedfilmframes]

[michaxl]

IS THAT SHREK IN THE BACKGROUND

[prostiboob]

me going anywhere with my family: can i stay in the car

[justgirlythings]

[ciswoman]

only girls 

man doesnt understand headphones getting tangled 

man loves it

[fukawatoukomoved-deactivated201]