Burly Ballads for Love and Glory

[burlybard]

Adulthood primarily consists of realizing music peaked with “Da Linnip” from The Sims 3 soundtrack.

[merrinish]

[notyourplayground]

[yraelviii]

[earhartsease]

[ID: youtube comment from Hal Sawyer:

My favorite relic English still used everywhere is the word “the” used in phrases like: “the more I look at this, the stranger it seems, or “the bigger they come, the harder they fall”. This “the” is not the article of any noun, it is a different word, a conjunction descended from the old English “þā”, pronounced “tha” which means either “when” or “then”. Back in early Middle English the structure “if - then” had not taken over and if you wanted to express an if - then relationship you said “þā whatever, þā whatever”, meaning “when such-and- such, then such-and-such”. “þā” sounds almost the same as “the” and the spelling of the two converged, but the meaning remained totally different. “the more, the merrier” literally means “when more, then merrier” or “if more, then merrier’; same as centuries ago.

end ID]

this is so cool

[mortimermcmirestinks]

WHAT THE FUCK!?

[billciipher]

Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.

[joyceanfartboner-deactivated202]

everyone else always seems to fucking get cool shit and i always get like “gel manipulation” and “using dust along w/ your fighting style”

[eliciaforever-deactivated201906]

[strangeskeletonboy]

Waiting for the day this happens to me.

[thedookutree]

This is still my favorite comic to date.

[ineffectualdemon]

Every time I see this it makes me happy

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[pulpwrit3r]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[altospaceangel]

This is still one of the top posts to come out of covid

[thebestoftumbling]

[arvanitish]

This is hands down the best tik tok ever made.

[actualfkntrash]

mAM dOES yOUR hUSBAND HAVE NIPPLES

[drferox]

A universal experience.

[chocolatemilkaficionado]

[Transcription: all speech in the video is auto-tuned]

Story time: I’m a vet tech and one time I was [???] this lady for an appointment with her little dog who was covered in bugs

I searched this dog high and low for bugs, couldn’t find a single one

I said ma’am can you please point out these bugs to me

She said oh my gosh can’t you see them they’re right on his belly

She showed me her dog’s nipples and proceeded to try to rip them off

I said ma’am no stop

Those are his nipples

She said

There’s no way, he’s a boy

I said ma’am that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have nipples

Those are definitely his nipples, notice how they’re so symmetrical

She said no way, he’s a boy I said

Ma’am doesn’t your husband have nipples

[discardedscream]

I add vet tech storytime….lady brings in a kitten, terribly concerned he’s got a cold or asthma or something…he’s always making this alarming sound in his chest but he’s so active and affectionate and loves to snuggle. Neither her or her husband have ever had a cat before, so she just wants to make sure they get everything right and take good care of their newest family member.

I pet the kitten as I give this lady pamphlets and a personalized Cat Owner 101 lesson.

The kitten is leaving a great time, nearly comatose with happy in my lapm

She goes “That’s it!! That’s the sound!! What’s wrong with him?! If there’s anything we can do, we’ll do it! He’s my son’s best friend, we love him!”

I stare at her helplessly, fighting every impulse because this woman is so genuine in her love and concern for this, the first cat her family has ever experienced.

“Ma'am,” I say, so, SO gently.

“Ma'am, he’s purring. It means you’re making him happy.”

[suspiciouslysharklike-deactivat]

the video was sO FUNNY and then the last reply melted my entire heart

[everythingfox]

Kitty learning to bathe

(via)

[momga]

Neko book store made my day😍🥰😘

[kuntsuragi]

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

[juniorjewel]

bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!

[heejinpilled]

reblog if ur in bed

[pruning-the-minds-garden]

Yoooooo

[happyhealthycats]

Citra is REALLY bad at meowing. She sounds like a broken party favor when she remembers to actually meow.

[timemachineyeah]

OH MY GOD

[heatherwanderer]

Being an orange female kitty is already rare, but you had to go adopt the one in a million who can’t cat properly

[happyhealthycats]

She came in a two pack so I had to.

Simcoe (left) and Citra (right), both girls. Both rescues. Both biological litter mates (sisters). Both long term loving projects to teach human trust to.

Simcoe got 100% of the meowing capabilities.

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

[siren-kitten-his-deactivated202]

[clairelovexo]

WAIT! WAIT!! So, are you telling me that actual, normal meow was the sister? Who, seemingly, just meowed at the moment because she saw her sister struggling so she tried to help by giving her an example???

[happyhealthycats]

THAT was actually Seymour. Who does also love Citra, but wasn’t really helping. He’s just very vocal because he’s an exclamation mark in a cat’s body.

[eraserheadbeaniebaby]

[rosmaryne]

not to sound like a boomer but I miss when video games included manuals with maps and some small trivia about the characters

[rosmaryne]

this is what I'm talking about

[burlybard]

*slaps the cover* this bad boy can fit so much lore

[catasters]

[burlybard]

the cat, like me, is confused by this cherry tomato/hot dog/peas pizza

[hydro-homies]

Doing his little water dance.

[funnytwittertweets]

[yanguang]