Go ahead and meet me in the afterlife.

Heya! Welcome to our personal blog, we’re the System of Protection. Mainly reblogs but we do other things I promise-

[protectionsys]

@theinkbunny ‘cuz it’s you… that said our stars are shining! So just keep driving through the night!

Hey there! We’re the System of Protection, a multiple origin introject heavy system.

This is our main personal blog thingy where we (typically) reblog and (occasionally) post random nonsense or art.

We currently do not have a set DNI! If we don’t like your blog, we will block you at our own will, no offense.

Other info under the cut yeahahahhaha!!!!!!:

As stated, we are a multiple origin system. We are pro-endo, pro-willo, etc. because some of our alters have these kinds of origins!

Bodily, we’re a minor. Keep that in mind.

You can always ask if someone’s fronting, but since we’re usually blurry, the default name and pronouns are always Echo and he/they!

TAG GUIDE:

#burn through the noise - original posts <

#stare back but i can’t quite see it - reblogs <

#im dreaming with no direction - art we post <

#this is a/an [____] post - posts from a specific alter! Varies based on the alter’s name <

#posts that predicted the system of protection - posts from before our syscovery that are scarily foretelling of the events to come <

You can also find us on the following blogs:

@askdon-chan - our old Taiko No Tatsujin ask blog, also the blog we follow from <

@newhomekomo - the blog for our indie game project, New Home Komo! <

@ithinkdeathkillsus - side blog that belongs to the Die of Death fictives in the system <

@youreallyareanidiot - side blog that belongs to our You Are An Idiot introject <

@isuggestjumpingpredators - side blog where we hate on predators <

Oh, and shoutout to these guys! People we knows 👍:

@sharky-the-idiot, @exhausted-frozen-water, @gooffrenzy, @lavalavabug

Post ends here. Bye bye!

[dapperzz]

jim teacher

[dapperzz]

[protectionsys]

GODDAMNIT GET THAT FRIEND OUTSIDE OF YOU 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[protectionsys]

I’m yoink deficient. It’s when im lacking nonbinary x nonbinary content

[in-sys-culture-is]

In-sys culture is okay guys. Who built the big blue castle in headspace. And the theme park too. We already have a theme park why do you guys want another…

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[in-sys-culture-is]

In sys culture is turning to the headmate who just came out of dormancy and going “holy shit dude did you go on HRT?!??!”

- blurry, the system of protection

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[marioyuri-moved-to-transkaito]

This is probably like my favourite comic ever made in the world i think

[marioyuri-moved-to-transkaito]

He’s literally worse than the joker

[marioyuri-moved-to-transkaito]

[meme-quern]

[modogoblin]

[certifiedgirlthing]

[the-quasar-hero]

Ungentrified version

[themainspoon]

[dustyoldclock]

the sandwich with no words is so uncanny. Its like its staring at me, like I was never supposed to peel back the text.

[protectionsys]

GoFo better put my package at the right door or I’ll be lunging at the delivery driver FNAF 2 style

[protectionsys]

WE DID IT YEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHha. New theme guys. Can you tell i like House of Protection

[protectionsys]

reworking the blog! @echomaretu to @protectionsys

consider this a divider

[serpentesol]

NERO'S DAY AT DISNEYLAND FANS

IT'S OUT. GO LISTEN. OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD.

[colemckenzies]

you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it

example: you absolute coat hanger

[ggiornojo]

as well u can just add ‘ed’ to any object and it’s sounds like you were really drunk

example: i was absolutely coat hangered last night

[colemckenzies]

#i was gazeboed mate #i was absolutely baubled

[animatedamerican]

Meanwhile, “utter” works for the first (e.g., “you utter floorboard”) but somehow “utterly” doesn’t seem to work as well for the second (“I was utterly floorboarded”).

[nentuaby]

Utterly doesn’t work for drunk because it’s the affix for turning random objects into terms for *shocked*, obviously.

[animatedamerican]

… huh.  I thought that might just be the similarity to “floored”, and yet “I was utterly coat hangered” does seem to convey something similar.

I have to tell you, I am utterly sandwiched at this discovery.

[thepioden]

Completely makes the phrase mean “super tired”.

“God, it’s been a long week, I am completely coat-hangered.”

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Something is

Something is wrong with our language

[rooksandravens]

Is it a glitch or a feature?

[cranberrybogmummy]

Feature

[epicsause-official]

to anyone making a public bathroom, consider sprucing it up with this addition

[krookiecookie]

[creachiergh]

the proposal minigame stressed me the fuck out but at least it led to the single funniest thing i have ever seen in my life

[oranaro-deactivated20241016]

Some wise words from the masterminds behind undertale and deltarune