PROFACTZ

PROTIPS, FACTS, AND PLENTY MORE

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I

WILL NOT HESITATE.

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Ready For April fools? It's on Monday!

It's on Tuesday!

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PROFACT #6

Bone Depot! Let's screw this!

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Heeeeey. Um, what character should I dress up as?

That one. That character. You know. The one

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I GEEEEEG! I'LL REMEMBER YOU SAID-

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DON'T FORGET-

THE CALCIUM

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I WISH NOTHING BUT-

THE BEST FOR YOUR BONES

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NEVERMIMD I'LL FIND-

SOMEONE LIKE YOU WHO HAS BONES

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PROFACT #5

Calcium

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PROFACT #4

The movement of your bones will satisfy all

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PROFACT #3

I took their childs bones

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... ... ... I forgot I asked you that... ... You know my expiration date?

Sure do :)

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PROFACT #2

It's too late. They're gone.

But you will meet them again some day

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Do you plan on doing artwork or do you like doing artwork?

Good question,;!

Perhaps!!

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Hey me again. So, y'know how now a days we know the expiration date of stuff with our advanced technology? What if one day in the future we're so advanced we know the expiration date of people. Just, like, doctor hands you a baby, "All right ma'am, your child expires in 76 years. March 23rd 2095 at 2:00 a.m. Have a good day."

I can already do that :) I know your expiration date but I'll keep that a surprise for you

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PROTIP #2

You should probably start hiding the body now

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Thanks! Free breakfast I guess! If I start chanting will you chant with me???? You better watch.... You Better Watch Out...

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT. Y O U B E T T E R W A T C H O U T