Sea Wife of an Unfaithful God

I am Amphitrite, proud queen of the sea and disappointed wife of the cheating Poseidon. I love my lord dearly, but I hate his affairs with mortals and the products of said affairs. All the dolphins, seals, and fish you meet are all my own children, along with the children I had with my husband, Triton and Rhode.

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I hear the the fourth of july celebration includes sexual themes

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Not high hopes, just a little bit of hope.

[proudseaqueen]

Well please don't rely on that hope then.

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I hear the the fourth of july celebration includes sexual themes

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-sigh- … I just don’t want these children to make the same choices we make in the heat of a moment.

[proudseaqueen]

-rolls her eyes- My lord, they aren't as intelligent as some assume. We have centuries of experiences and they barely have decades. You can't have high hopes for such beings.

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I hear the the fourth of july celebration includes sexual themes

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According to rumors from Aphrodite, I wish it would go shorter.

[proudseaqueen]

I'm pretty sure Aphrodite loves all the public displays of affection. It would just be her admiring her work after all. She may emphasize, as a way of gloating. But who knows?

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I hear the the fourth of july celebration includes sexual themes

[tem-pissed-blog]

You mock me, but you agree somewhat. -laughs-

[proudseaqueen]

I would say they could be worse, but you know how my stand on everything they tend to do. I'm also quite ignorant of them, so I don't know how far that line may go. I can only assume it's fairly short.

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I hear the the fourth of july celebration includes sexual themes

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There’s a line, that’s all I’m saying.

[proudseaqueen]

Whatever you say, my lord.

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I hear the the fourth of july celebration includes sexual themes

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And I’m all for teenagers doing whatever in the privacy of their homes, not cabins or in public, because then it’s.. questionable.

[proudseaqueen]

You're not a fan of public signs of affection? I have heard some interesting rumors about what those people do in public eye... Another reason to question mortals. But I'll keep quiet about that right now. 

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I hear the the fourth of july celebration includes sexual themes

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More a long the lines of anyone that does something on the beach that they shouldn’t they’re going to be a different kind of wet.

[proudseaqueen]

Oh my... I see you'll be ruining all of the prod- I mean, demigods 'fun'. They are rather... What's the word I'm looking for? More promiscuous than some of our fellow gods at times.

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I hear the the fourth of july celebration includes sexual themes

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More specifically the beach of long island.

[proudseaqueen]

Well, I’m sure your meddling with the mortals of Long Island, or more specifically the 'Camp', must disrupt their festive activities somehow… I almost assume you’d ruin their "fireworks" or whatever else those foolish beings do.

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I hear the the fourth of july celebration includes sexual themes

It would be a shame if something bad was to happen

[proudseaqueen]

Planning on "ruining" the mortals festive holiday, I see. Is it wrong I'm fairly curious on what you are going to do?

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HE LOOKED SNARKY.

[proudseaqueen]

Fine. But I'm not stopping our son from hurting that boy, just so you know.

[max-callas]

…hi.

[proudseaqueen]

You do realize that I don't care who my "granddaughter" dates, though it mostly cause I have no concern for the girl herself. Do watch out for my son though, for I shall not be the one stopping him from hurting anyone.

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I JUST CAME INTO CAMP AND CAMPERS WERE KISSING AND IT HAPPENED TO BE OUR GRANDDAUGHTER, NO CONCERN.

[proudseaqueen]

You told the young boy to "Watch it." 

[proudseaqueen]

I don't understand any of your concern for the young girl.

[proudseaqueen]

I wonder if my son finally knows how it feels now...

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είναι ποτέ αυτός ο πόλεμος θα τελειώσει

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We could have it on Olympus and rub in the fact my brother’s marriage is dreadful, or we’ll have it in our palace and only invite family and friends. Either way I’d be nothing but happy.

[proudseaqueen]

Olympus may be the better option, but I just want whatever you do. Whatever you think is more fun, we can do.

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είναι ποτέ αυτός ο πόλεμος θα τελειώσει

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We shall have a feast, a banquet, a soiree, when all this is over.

[proudseaqueen]

Why yes. -laughs- That sounds quite enjoyable. 

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είναι ποτέ αυτός ο πόλεμος θα τελειώσει

[tem-pissed-blog]

No, it will end soon.

[proudseaqueen]

Yes, yes. The sooner the better.