Raeda in fossa est

You are my life now.

[ayleidwell-deactivated20250527]

he honks when he want something! ___ (Doby Cat on youtube)

[bogleech]

I want to be this big rat on the warm cloths :(

[spacemancharisma]

this benevolent alien is living their best life

[yg-ou-deactivated20180202]

i’m nearly in tears over this ad

[powerburial]

Please….you must remember. Youre the only one who can stop him

[sunfortune]

“maybe if bernie showed a little skin” look what yall did. got him slut shamed on the senate floor 

[robertphilip]

[swimtonewyorkstate]

sorry i didnt “complete my obligations” i was busy having gay little thoughts and ideas

[garbuge]

guyliner for women

[systemic-dreams]

there’s a lady on the train knitting so aggressively and quickly that her needles clack like some sort of cartoon character and I am super intimidated

[systemic-dreams]

she smashed out a shawl in like 35 minutes and now she’s aggressively eating a sandwich. i cant

[systemic-dreams]

that sandwich is gone. packet of chips? gone. fuel for the knitting machine that she is. she’s at it again

[stickynutjuice]

she thinks its my dick poking her when we cuddling but its my tapeworm coming out to say hi

[joshpeck]

i wish some of you didn’t have internet access

[primordial-fungus-monolith]

Of course I'm not good at working I'm supposed to be a milf's trophy wife 🙄

[primordial-fungus-monolith]

Help this post go viral so I can find my forever home

[haveyouseenthegreenglittercat]

[ilovethecolorpink-deactivated20]

every other website: highly tailored ads based off of your personal data

tumblr:

[scorpiety-bye-deactivated202310]

sorry for being the girl of ur dreams? Lol. literally not my problem

[the-golden-onion]

me every day of my life since 2009

[flowerytale]

The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath

[aupu-deactivated20150627]

[asdfgbhjkfrgfkslehelsfhelfew-de]

twilight but instead of a dramatic reveal about how edward’s a vampire bella just shows up to class one day and slides a copy of Dracula across the table to see what happens 

[synder-sync]

how DARE you hide this comedy gold IN THE TAGS

[girlbossfranziskavonkarma]

men can no longer be friends. have gay sex instead