Hello this is Neil Ciceriega aka Lemon Demon I'm

anri's secret evil account

[necromancelena]

As soon as they start making jobs for girls that are bad at everything they ever do because their brains and bodies dont work right and also they're scared all the time and suck the energy of every room of Real Life People (which is distinct from normal people) then I'll be on the fast track to a living situation where i can pass as a Real Human, something very possible for someone like me to achieve

[kitsuneharmony]

It's Kasane Teto's birthday today so I decided to put her in a fun lil scenario with a certain robotgirl :3c

[catboycrack]

If I was a vampire I'd always go for the femoral artery so I could feed from between the thighs and stick my face in my victims crotch and lick and drain them and the other vampires would all think I was weird and I'd say stuff like "no bro it's just slightly less oxygenated so it has a better flavor it's more subtle" and they'd all say it's just a weird sex thing and they'd be right

[doveywovy]

its so sad when a fanfic trope initially centered around noncon/dubcon gets popular enough that it turns into a watered down extremely consensual healthy-relationship version of it

as retribution i think i'm going to start taking vanilla tropes and making them noncon. the barista is putting roofies in the coffee. there's only one bed and the other guy is getting chained to the radiator. there's no social or legal protections for assault within soulmate matches

[sapphling]

part of being a responsible dom is learning how to dom your submissive out of negative self-talk and thinking patterns when they say things like "i can't do that right now," or "that isn't going to fit in me," or "i can't breathe when you do that," or "stop it stop it my arm doesn't bend that way please stop"

[valtsv]

the ideal vampire victim/donor/lover/[insert preferred relationship here] is suicidal but not submissive

[magnificentmicrowave]

affection

[prunussachalinensis]

⚠️noncon blood drinking. short unedited scott/avid thingy i wrote the other day

[ace-trainer-alice]

In general, I'm really a believer that love should feel violating and embarrassing. That feeling things for someone should be like a crack opening in your identity. Underscored with anxiety, a part of you should wish you could strangle the emotion in the crib while the rest of you realizes that nothing can be done. That as guilty as it makes you feel to feel it, it's too late. It's present now, a part of you, and you can't hide or ignore it any longer. The only way forward is through, as painful as each step will be. Which I'm not sure is really how many others seem to view it but it's pretty intuitive to me.

[ace-trainer-alice]

I wouldn't say that I 'reduced you' to tears. Is this really a reduction? A transformation that highlights the shape of your face, shows new colors in your eyes, and let's you make such lovely little noises for my enjoyment. As I see it, I've elevated you to a thing that cries for my pleasure. Don't you enjoy being so good for me?

[needlebeetles]

Vampires SMP is about queerphobia except it’s about sexual assault, and it’s really about how paranoia and strike-first mentalities tear communities apart, but it’s about disability, except it’s about imperfect victimhood. However, most of all it is about Apo Apokuna having the worst month of their life. She’s technically at work right now. You must remember this.

[suspicious-septopus]

Something I see a lot of people say is that Scott is actually the most reliable narrator because "he admits to being evil" but I'm sorry, he is not. Just because he tells the audience he knows what he's doing is wrong doesn't make him reliable. He's just unreliable in a different way.

Scott is an unreliable narrator because his perspective makes the viewer take everything more lightly. From his POV, he's just a silly little evil guy doing silly little evil things and having fun with it, whereas everybody else actually has to deal with the consequences. Subtly, it makes you forget that he is in fact the bad guy and that the harm he causes is straight up hurting other characters. It's why a some people still side with Scott in the scene where he intimidates Pyro out of getting help from humans. It's "how dare Pyro lie to him" and not "Pyro is stuck in an abusive situation and trying his best to get out but ultimately failing" because Scott's POV makes it hard to take the abuse seriously. The same can be said for Apo and all the things Scott does to her. Somehow, she's the one in the wrong for not siding with the coven that coerced her into turning. People say they know that Scott is the villain, but then they can't imagine others as his victims.

This also carries into people's feelings about Avid and his death. Scott cared about that guy! How dare Owen and (especially) Pyro take him away! God forbid it make sense for their narrative arcs. God forbid Scott made Pyro a gun and didn't expect him to go off against HIM. No, they're just evil and irredeemable. That's all. Because Scott has absolutely no fault in that situation at all, and even if he did, that's just him being a silly little evil guy! And being a silly little evil guy doesn't have consequences!

Yes, Scott admits that he's evil. Yes Scott tells you when he's lying. But that doesn't make him any more reliable of a narrator. They're all pretty equally unreliable, and I think that's beautiful :)

[mashpotatoe]

i'm still wonderful

[anriflos4]

i really enjoyed whatever these two had in early episodes

[anriflos4]

i get witches, but VAMPIRES???? that’s just NONSENSE!!

[pattersplash99]

Hey, hey. Hey guys. This Fandom loves our time-loop fics. Hear me out. V!Shelby in a time-loop. (This is mainly just vibes right now but man are the vibes heavy)

Have the character who everyone believed was good be thrown back to before everything went wrong. Have the character who was afraid and relied on Vampirism for strength have to out maneuver those stronger than her. Have the character who was kind and passive until the very end be forced to take action.

Make Shelby grapple with whether or not she can forgive the Pyro that hasn't betrayed her. Make Shelby see a version of Avid that becomes what she feared he might. Make Shelby slowly become more tactical and intentional until eventually when thet start over back in town, she's so changed that people no longer see "innocent and good Shelby", that they no longer have the favor of everyone in town because she's not who she was in that first loop.

Have her try over and over and over again to save Avid. Have her test that guilt she had that he wouldn't have died if she'd not turned him. Have them realize the many ways Avid would still have died without being turned. To Owen or Scott or Pyro, to his demonic sickness, to the town turning against him. Have Shelby lose the ability to trust anyone to actually have Avid's best interests at heart except herself.

Anyway, I'm kind of becoming more and more obsessed with vampires Shelby lol. Especially her dynamic with Avid because man!!!!!!!! Thinking about Avid saying "I would kill for you" to a Shelby that already did, to the Shelby that killed her Sire and brother for what he did to Avid. Thinking about how Avid clung so tightly to Shelby because she believed him where no one else did, and how much more intense that would get if Shelby became not only someone who believed him but someone who was looking out for him, taking care of him, helping and defending him. Thinking about Shelby also spiraling into paranoia after seeing all the town betray each other over and over and over, and how her and Avid would feed into each other in a very unhealthy way.

...I think this is one of the darkest au's I've ever imagined!

[varteeny1234]

avid digs his own grave whether he deserves it or not because he's always convinced he's not worth saving. that's not the scary part. The scary part is that he's found himself in a literal hell dimension again