RAHHAH

He/she/they (credits to the artist, I can’t find them)

[price-ofthe-job]

Imagine my fucking surprise when I realized o spelt pyro wrong in my user I spelt pryo </3

-@pryomani

That is odd. How could you misspell your user.

[pryomani]

Idk how to spell apparently

[price-ofthe-job]

AHAHAHAHAHA! I HTVU BRWKFN OHT KF CONTAINMENT! I SHAVF FHNE THR BODDLES! I SHAVF DRENK THR BODDLES! *crawls into the vents*

—🌾🪱(A parasite now puppeting the Roman body)

OH HELL NO. I AM PUTTING YOUR ASS DOWN. @sgt-artemis-owl-riley may you inform the others upon the recruit that most be put down? Make sure not to get close we are unsure why or how this parasite works.

[sgt-artemis-owl-riley]

…. With all due respect, captain.

What the fuck happened-

＊Already dialing:＊

@screecher-call

@sergeantstefansson

@until-death-i-will-stay

@moss-is-going-insane

Ok, what code stands for ‘there’s a fucking parasite loose on base-‘

[price-ofthe-job]

There is not a single god damn code for that bullshit. If you see him, put his ass down.

[pvtspelunker]

I think I saw him in the vents

[price-ofthe-job]

We are aware he is in the vents.

[pryomani]

I just went to get some water and it’s all polluted, look

[price-ofthe-job]

DO NOT DRINK THE WATER.

[pryomani]

I’m not! It’s just, someone left out water for the cats like just right now

[price-ofthe-job]

FUCK. GET THE WATER, DO NOT LET THE CATS DRINK IT, WE DON'T KNOW IF IT AFFECTS CATS.

[pvtspelunker]

Will bottled water be an ok substitute?

[price-ofthe-job]

THATS WHAT CAUSED THE DAMN MESS.

[pvtspelunker]

Oh... Wait, who's the manufacturer of the problem waters?

[price-ofthe-job]

Unsure as it had no label.

[pryomani]

Maybe we don’t drink from bottles of water that has human parts in them?

[pvtspelunker]

True, one bit me when I was shooing it away from Little Bell

[pryomani]

What do you mean a bottle of water bit you?

[pvtspelunker]

One had a mouth on it, I think. I could've mistook something for a bottle

[pryomani]

Strange little person aren’t you? Why would you grab something with a mouth on it?

[pvtspelunker]

I was trying to get it away from Little Bell and it lunged at me

[pryomani]

I’m sorry, who is Little Bell again?

[pvtspelunker]

He's a hand sized man that I found. He says his name is Bell

[pryomani]

Ohh, that tracks

[price-ofthe-job]

AHAHAHAHAHA! I HTVU BRWKFN OHT KF CONTAINMENT! I SHAVF FHNE THR BODDLES! I SHAVF DRENK THR BODDLES! *crawls into the vents*

—🌾🪱(A parasite now puppeting the Roman body)

OH HELL NO. I AM PUTTING YOUR ASS DOWN. @sgt-artemis-owl-riley may you inform the others upon the recruit that most be put down? Make sure not to get close we are unsure why or how this parasite works.

[sgt-artemis-owl-riley]

…. With all due respect, captain.

What the fuck happened-

＊Already dialing:＊

@screecher-call

@sergeantstefansson

@until-death-i-will-stay

@moss-is-going-insane

Ok, what code stands for ‘there’s a fucking parasite loose on base-‘

[price-ofthe-job]

There is not a single god damn code for that bullshit. If you see him, put his ass down.

[pvtspelunker]

I think I saw him in the vents

[price-ofthe-job]

We are aware he is in the vents.

[pryomani]

I just went to get some water and it’s all polluted, look

[price-ofthe-job]

DO NOT DRINK THE WATER.

[pryomani]

I’m not! It’s just, someone left out water for the cats like just right now

[price-ofthe-job]

FUCK. GET THE WATER, DO NOT LET THE CATS DRINK IT, WE DON'T KNOW IF IT AFFECTS CATS.

[pvtspelunker]

Will bottled water be an ok substitute?

[price-ofthe-job]

THATS WHAT CAUSED THE DAMN MESS.

[pvtspelunker]

Oh... Wait, who's the manufacturer of the problem waters?

[price-ofthe-job]

Unsure as it had no label.

[pryomani]

Maybe we don’t drink from bottles of water that has human parts in them?

[pvtspelunker]

True, one bit me when I was shooing it away from Little Bell

[pryomani]

What do you mean a bottle of water bit you?

[pvtspelunker]

One had a mouth on it, I think. I could've mistook something for a bottle

[pryomani]

Strange little person aren’t you? Why would you grab something with a mouth on it?

[pvtspelunker]

I was trying to get it away from Little Bell and it lunged at me

[pryomani]

I’m sorry, who is Little Bell again?

[price-ofthe-job]

AHAHAHAHAHA! I HTVU BRWKFN OHT KF CONTAINMENT! I SHAVF FHNE THR BODDLES! I SHAVF DRENK THR BODDLES! *crawls into the vents*

—🌾🪱(A parasite now puppeting the Roman body)

OH HELL NO. I AM PUTTING YOUR ASS DOWN. @sgt-artemis-owl-riley may you inform the others upon the recruit that most be put down? Make sure not to get close we are unsure why or how this parasite works.

[sgt-artemis-owl-riley]

…. With all due respect, captain.

What the fuck happened-

＊Already dialing:＊

@screecher-call

@sergeantstefansson

@until-death-i-will-stay

@moss-is-going-insane

Ok, what code stands for ‘there’s a fucking parasite loose on base-‘

[price-ofthe-job]

There is not a single god damn code for that bullshit. If you see him, put his ass down.

[pvtspelunker]

I think I saw him in the vents

[price-ofthe-job]

We are aware he is in the vents.

[pryomani]

I just went to get some water and it’s all polluted, look

[price-ofthe-job]

DO NOT DRINK THE WATER.

[pryomani]

I’m not! It’s just, someone left out water for the cats like just right now

[price-ofthe-job]

FUCK. GET THE WATER, DO NOT LET THE CATS DRINK IT, WE DON'T KNOW IF IT AFFECTS CATS.

[pvtspelunker]

Will bottled water be an ok substitute?

[price-ofthe-job]

THATS WHAT CAUSED THE DAMN MESS.

[pvtspelunker]

Oh... Wait, who's the manufacturer of the problem waters?

[price-ofthe-job]

Unsure as it had no label.

[pryomani]

Maybe we don’t drink from bottles of water that has human parts in them?

[pvtspelunker]

True, one bit me when I was shooing it away from Little Bell

[pryomani]

What do you mean a bottle of water bit you?

[pvtspelunker]

One had a mouth on it, I think. I could've mistook something for a bottle

[pryomani]

Strange little person aren’t you? Why would you grab something with a mouth on it?

[price-ofthe-job]

AHAHAHAHAHA! I HTVU BRWKFN OHT KF CONTAINMENT! I SHAVF FHNE THR BODDLES! I SHAVF DRENK THR BODDLES! *crawls into the vents*

—🌾🪱(A parasite now puppeting the Roman body)

OH HELL NO. I AM PUTTING YOUR ASS DOWN. @sgt-artemis-owl-riley may you inform the others upon the recruit that most be put down? Make sure not to get close we are unsure why or how this parasite works.

[sgt-artemis-owl-riley]

…. With all due respect, captain.

What the fuck happened-

＊Already dialing:＊

@screecher-call

@sergeantstefansson

@until-death-i-will-stay

@moss-is-going-insane

Ok, what code stands for ‘there’s a fucking parasite loose on base-‘

[price-ofthe-job]

There is not a single god damn code for that bullshit. If you see him, put his ass down.

[pvtspelunker]

I think I saw him in the vents

[price-ofthe-job]

We are aware he is in the vents.

[pryomani]

I just went to get some water and it’s all polluted, look

[price-ofthe-job]

DO NOT DRINK THE WATER.

[pryomani]

I’m not! It’s just, someone left out water for the cats like just right now

[price-ofthe-job]

FUCK. GET THE WATER, DO NOT LET THE CATS DRINK IT, WE DON'T KNOW IF IT AFFECTS CATS.

[pvtspelunker]

Will bottled water be an ok substitute?

[price-ofthe-job]

THATS WHAT CAUSED THE DAMN MESS.

[pvtspelunker]

Oh... Wait, who's the manufacturer of the problem waters?

[price-ofthe-job]

Unsure as it had no label.

[pryomani]

Maybe we don’t drink from bottles of water that has human parts in them?

[pvtspelunker]

True, one bit me when I was shooing it away from Little Bell

[pryomani]

What do you mean a bottle of water bit you?

[price-ofthe-job]

AHAHAHAHAHA! I HTVU BRWKFN OHT KF CONTAINMENT! I SHAVF FHNE THR BODDLES! I SHAVF DRENK THR BODDLES! *crawls into the vents*

—🌾🪱(A parasite now puppeting the Roman body)

OH HELL NO. I AM PUTTING YOUR ASS DOWN. @sgt-artemis-owl-riley may you inform the others upon the recruit that most be put down? Make sure not to get close we are unsure why or how this parasite works.

[sgt-artemis-owl-riley]

…. With all due respect, captain.

What the fuck happened-

＊Already dialing:＊

@screecher-call

@sergeantstefansson

@until-death-i-will-stay

@moss-is-going-insane

Ok, what code stands for ‘there’s a fucking parasite loose on base-‘

[price-ofthe-job]

There is not a single god damn code for that bullshit. If you see him, put his ass down.

[pvtspelunker]

I think I saw him in the vents

[price-ofthe-job]

We are aware he is in the vents.

[pryomani]

I just went to get some water and it’s all polluted, look

[price-ofthe-job]

DO NOT DRINK THE WATER.

[pryomani]

I’m not! It’s just, someone left out water for the cats like just right now

[price-ofthe-job]

FUCK. GET THE WATER, DO NOT LET THE CATS DRINK IT, WE DON'T KNOW IF IT AFFECTS CATS.

[pvtspelunker]

Will bottled water be an ok substitute?

[price-ofthe-job]

THATS WHAT CAUSED THE DAMN MESS.

[pvtspelunker]

Oh... Wait, who's the manufacturer of the problem waters?

[price-ofthe-job]

Unsure as it had no label.

[pryomani]

Maybe we don’t drink from bottles of water that has human parts in them?

[price-ofthe-job]

AHAHAHAHAHA! I HTVU BRWKFN OHT KF CONTAINMENT! I SHAVF FHNE THR BODDLES! I SHAVF DRENK THR BODDLES! *crawls into the vents*

—🌾🪱(A parasite now puppeting the Roman body)

OH HELL NO. I AM PUTTING YOUR ASS DOWN. @sgt-artemis-owl-riley may you inform the others upon the recruit that most be put down? Make sure not to get close we are unsure why or how this parasite works.

[sgt-artemis-owl-riley]

…. With all due respect, captain.

What the fuck happened-

＊Already dialing:＊

@screecher-call

@sergeantstefansson

@until-death-i-will-stay

@moss-is-going-insane

Ok, what code stands for ‘there’s a fucking parasite loose on base-‘

[price-ofthe-job]

There is not a single god damn code for that bullshit. If you see him, put his ass down.

[pvtspelunker]

I think I saw him in the vents

[price-ofthe-job]

We are aware he is in the vents.

[pryomani]

I just went to get some water and it’s all polluted, look

[price-ofthe-job]

DO NOT DRINK THE WATER.

[pryomani]

I’m not! It’s just, someone left out water for the cats like just right now

[price-ofthe-job]

FUCK. GET THE WATER, DO NOT LET THE CATS DRINK IT, WE DON'T KNOW IF IT AFFECTS CATS.

[pryomani]

ITS TOO LATE CAPTAIN! THE ORANGE TABBY JUST FUCKING DRANK FROM THE BOWL ! AND— wait, he seems strangely fine.?

[price-ofthe-job]

AHAHAHAHAHA! I HTVU BRWKFN OHT KF CONTAINMENT! I SHAVF FHNE THR BODDLES! I SHAVF DRENK THR BODDLES! *crawls into the vents*

—🌾🪱(A parasite now puppeting the Roman body)

OH HELL NO. I AM PUTTING YOUR ASS DOWN. @sgt-artemis-owl-riley may you inform the others upon the recruit that most be put down? Make sure not to get close we are unsure why or how this parasite works.

[sgt-artemis-owl-riley]

…. With all due respect, captain.

What the fuck happened-

＊Already dialing:＊

@screecher-call

@sergeantstefansson

@until-death-i-will-stay

@moss-is-going-insane

Ok, what code stands for ‘there’s a fucking parasite loose on base-‘

[price-ofthe-job]

There is not a single god damn code for that bullshit. If you see him, put his ass down.

[pvtspelunker]

I think I saw him in the vents

[price-ofthe-job]

We are aware he is in the vents.

[pryomani]

I just went to get some water and it’s all polluted, look

[price-ofthe-job]

DO NOT DRINK THE WATER.

[pryomani]

I’m not! It’s just, someone left out water for the cats like just right now

[price-ofthe-job]

AHAHAHAHAHA! I HTVU BRWKFN OHT KF CONTAINMENT! I SHAVF FHNE THR BODDLES! I SHAVF DRENK THR BODDLES! *crawls into the vents*

—🌾🪱(A parasite now puppeting the Roman body)

OH HELL NO. I AM PUTTING YOUR ASS DOWN. @sgt-artemis-owl-riley may you inform the others upon the recruit that most be put down? Make sure not to get close we are unsure why or how this parasite works.

[sgt-artemis-owl-riley]

…. With all due respect, captain.

What the fuck happened-

＊Already dialing:＊

@screecher-call

@sergeantstefansson

@until-death-i-will-stay

@moss-is-going-insane

Ok, what code stands for ‘there’s a fucking parasite loose on base-‘

[price-ofthe-job]

There is not a single god damn code for that bullshit. If you see him, put his ass down.

[pvtspelunker]

I think I saw him in the vents

[price-ofthe-job]

We are aware he is in the vents.

[pryomani]

I just went to get some water and it’s all polluted, look

[price-ofthe-job]

What. Why. Where did he even find anything like that?? I am both confused and very worried

(Should also put my user -@pyromani)

Unsure where, and we may have to put him down.

[pryomani]

Damn.. poor Roman, he was a great man

[price-ofthe-job]

He is being put down and that motherfucker is in the vents.

[pryomani]

He’s in the what.

[price-ofthe-job]

What. Why. Where did he even find anything like that?? I am both confused and very worried

(Should also put my user -@pyromani)

Unsure where, and we may have to put him down.

[pryomani]

Damn.. poor Roman, he was a great man

[pukicho]

Top ten glands in your body to produce venom with

[pryomani]

What does this mean, what glands do you have?

[pryomani]

Made a collab with a friend! He is Astro