PvtSpelunker

[pvtspelunker]

I deadass forgot what I was gonna put in my first post, also intro post. So daunting. Anyways, so about me

Name: Carson

Pronouns: He/they/any else

Age: Above 18 (in universe and ooc)

Origin of Signature/Watermark/Thingy: My initials... Also due to an inside joke my friends and I have about some guy who kept calling me Cannon Fodder

Origin of Callsign / Nickname: My love for spelunking and cavediving. Times I had to be unstucked: 4, so far, all due to natural pheomena outta my control. Oh, also because I kinda like to go in and explore small, tight spaces (feels safer than big open areas, imo)

[OOC: This is a roleplay blog, any ooc posts will be marked with #OOC and any ooc tags will be put after the tag #OOC Tags:]

[ask-the-vent-dwelling-roach]

*Roach is currently lounging in a comically large bucket of water outside*

[sgt-artemis-owl-riley]

….. where’d you even get that-

[pvtspelunker]

The big bucket store probably /j

[phillip-shadow-graves]

....Why do I feel so unloved?

[alejandro-los-vaqueros-vargas]

Because you are, cabron.

[phillip-shadow-graves]

Rude.

[rodolfo-parra-los-vaqueros]

...

And the toddlers are at it again.

[rye-bread-call]

The girls are fighting…. again

[phillip-shadow-graves]

It's not my fault his Mexican ass commented on my post.

[rodolfo-parra-los-vaqueros]

....And now it escalates to racism...

[phillip-shadow-graves]

Not racism. Tactical insult.

[alejandro-los-vaqueros-vargas]

Rudy, I wish to choose violence.

[ask-simon-ghost-riley-141]

For the love of God, would you two shut the fuck up already?!

[captain-john-price]

Jesus christ, I'm too old for this shit.

[rodolfo-parra-los-vaqueros]

Price, permission to muzzle the both of them and just let them sort of narwhal-it-out with eachother?

[pvtspelunker]

Na-...

Narwhal it out?

[price-ofthe-job]

*an echo can be heard from the vents*

I SHEGG NWVWR BR FHUED! WR WHKK BRCHMR THR UGTIMUTR FUSION! WE WIGG RULG THR WYRGD

—🌾🪱(A parasite puppeting Roman)

What the hell. I UNDERSTOOD NOTHING.

[sgt-artemis-owl-riley]

I think what they said was—

“I shall never be found! We will become the ultimate fusion! We will rule the world.”

[pvtspelunker]

Oh God, if the infection spreads, we might have to evac the base D:

[price-ofthe-job]

AHAHAHAHAHA! I HTVU BRWKFN OHT KF CONTAINMENT! I SHAVF FHNE THR BODDLES! I SHAVF DRENK THR BODDLES! *crawls into the vents*

—🌾🪱(A parasite now puppeting the Roman body)

OH HELL NO. I AM PUTTING YOUR ASS DOWN. @sgt-artemis-owl-riley may you inform the others upon the recruit that most be put down? Make sure not to get close we are unsure why or how this parasite works.

[sgt-artemis-owl-riley]

…. With all due respect, captain.

What the fuck happened-

＊Already dialing:＊

@screecher-call

@sergeantstefansson

@until-death-i-will-stay

@moss-is-going-insane

Ok, what code stands for ‘there’s a fucking parasite loose on base-‘

[price-ofthe-job]

There is not a single god damn code for that bullshit. If you see him, put his ass down.

[pvtspelunker]

I think I saw him in the vents

[price-ofthe-job]

We are aware he is in the vents.

[pryomani]

I just went to get some water and it’s all polluted, look

[price-ofthe-job]

DO NOT DRINK THE WATER.

[pryomani]

I’m not! It’s just, someone left out water for the cats like just right now

[price-ofthe-job]

FUCK. GET THE WATER, DO NOT LET THE CATS DRINK IT, WE DON'T KNOW IF IT AFFECTS CATS.

[pvtspelunker]

Will bottled water be an ok substitute?

[price-ofthe-job]

THATS WHAT CAUSED THE DAMN MESS.

[pvtspelunker]

Oh... Wait, who's the manufacturer of the problem waters?

[price-ofthe-job]

Unsure as it had no label.

[pryomani]

Maybe we don’t drink from bottles of water that has human parts in them?

[pvtspelunker]

True, one bit me when I was shooing it away from Little Bell

[pryomani]

What do you mean a bottle of water bit you?

[pvtspelunker]

One had a mouth on it, I think. I could've mistook something for a bottle

[pryomani]

Strange little person aren’t you? Why would you grab something with a mouth on it?

[pvtspelunker]

I was trying to get it away from Little Bell and it lunged at me

[pryomani]

I’m sorry, who is Little Bell again?

[pvtspelunker]

He's a hand sized man that I found. He says his name is Bell

[price-ofthe-job]

AHAHAHAHAHA! I HTVU BRWKFN OHT KF CONTAINMENT! I SHAVF FHNE THR BODDLES! I SHAVF DRENK THR BODDLES! *crawls into the vents*

—🌾🪱(A parasite now puppeting the Roman body)

OH HELL NO. I AM PUTTING YOUR ASS DOWN. @sgt-artemis-owl-riley may you inform the others upon the recruit that most be put down? Make sure not to get close we are unsure why or how this parasite works.

[sgt-artemis-owl-riley]

…. With all due respect, captain.

What the fuck happened-

＊Already dialing:＊

@screecher-call

@sergeantstefansson

@until-death-i-will-stay

@moss-is-going-insane

Ok, what code stands for ‘there’s a fucking parasite loose on base-‘

[price-ofthe-job]

There is not a single god damn code for that bullshit. If you see him, put his ass down.

[pvtspelunker]

I think I saw him in the vents

[price-ofthe-job]

We are aware he is in the vents.

[pryomani]

I just went to get some water and it’s all polluted, look

[price-ofthe-job]

DO NOT DRINK THE WATER.

[pryomani]

I’m not! It’s just, someone left out water for the cats like just right now

[price-ofthe-job]

FUCK. GET THE WATER, DO NOT LET THE CATS DRINK IT, WE DON'T KNOW IF IT AFFECTS CATS.

[pvtspelunker]

Will bottled water be an ok substitute?

[price-ofthe-job]

THATS WHAT CAUSED THE DAMN MESS.

[pvtspelunker]

Oh... Wait, who's the manufacturer of the problem waters?

[price-ofthe-job]

Unsure as it had no label.

[pryomani]

Maybe we don’t drink from bottles of water that has human parts in them?

[pvtspelunker]

True, one bit me when I was shooing it away from Little Bell

[pryomani]

What do you mean a bottle of water bit you?

[pvtspelunker]

One had a mouth on it, I think. I could've mistook something for a bottle

[pryomani]

Strange little person aren’t you? Why would you grab something with a mouth on it?

[pvtspelunker]

I was trying to get it away from Little Bell and it lunged at me

[price-ofthe-job]

AHAHAHAHAHA! I HTVU BRWKFN OHT KF CONTAINMENT! I SHAVF FHNE THR BODDLES! I SHAVF DRENK THR BODDLES! *crawls into the vents*

—🌾🪱(A parasite now puppeting the Roman body)

OH HELL NO. I AM PUTTING YOUR ASS DOWN. @sgt-artemis-owl-riley may you inform the others upon the recruit that most be put down? Make sure not to get close we are unsure why or how this parasite works.

[sgt-artemis-owl-riley]

…. With all due respect, captain.

What the fuck happened-

＊Already dialing:＊

@screecher-call

@sergeantstefansson

@until-death-i-will-stay

@moss-is-going-insane

Ok, what code stands for ‘there’s a fucking parasite loose on base-‘

[price-ofthe-job]

There is not a single god damn code for that bullshit. If you see him, put his ass down.

[pvtspelunker]

I think I saw him in the vents

[price-ofthe-job]

We are aware he is in the vents.

[pryomani]

I just went to get some water and it’s all polluted, look

[price-ofthe-job]

DO NOT DRINK THE WATER.

[pryomani]

I’m not! It’s just, someone left out water for the cats like just right now

[price-ofthe-job]

FUCK. GET THE WATER, DO NOT LET THE CATS DRINK IT, WE DON'T KNOW IF IT AFFECTS CATS.

[pvtspelunker]

Will bottled water be an ok substitute?

[price-ofthe-job]

THATS WHAT CAUSED THE DAMN MESS.

[pvtspelunker]

Oh... Wait, who's the manufacturer of the problem waters?

[price-ofthe-job]

Unsure as it had no label.

[pryomani]

Maybe we don’t drink from bottles of water that has human parts in them?

[pvtspelunker]

True, one bit me when I was shooing it away from Little Bell

[pryomani]

What do you mean a bottle of water bit you?

[pvtspelunker]

One had a mouth on it, I think. I could've mistook something for a bottle

[price-ofthe-job]

AHAHAHAHAHA! I HTVU BRWKFN OHT KF CONTAINMENT! I SHAVF FHNE THR BODDLES! I SHAVF DRENK THR BODDLES! *crawls into the vents*

—🌾🪱(A parasite now puppeting the Roman body)

OH HELL NO. I AM PUTTING YOUR ASS DOWN. @sgt-artemis-owl-riley may you inform the others upon the recruit that most be put down? Make sure not to get close we are unsure why or how this parasite works.

[sgt-artemis-owl-riley]

…. With all due respect, captain.

What the fuck happened-

＊Already dialing:＊

@screecher-call

@sergeantstefansson

@until-death-i-will-stay

@moss-is-going-insane

Ok, what code stands for ‘there’s a fucking parasite loose on base-‘

[price-ofthe-job]

There is not a single god damn code for that bullshit. If you see him, put his ass down.

[pvtspelunker]

I think I saw him in the vents

[price-ofthe-job]

We are aware he is in the vents.

[pryomani]

I just went to get some water and it’s all polluted, look

[price-ofthe-job]

DO NOT DRINK THE WATER.

[pryomani]

I’m not! It’s just, someone left out water for the cats like just right now

[price-ofthe-job]

FUCK. GET THE WATER, DO NOT LET THE CATS DRINK IT, WE DON'T KNOW IF IT AFFECTS CATS.

[pvtspelunker]

Will bottled water be an ok substitute?

[price-ofthe-job]

THATS WHAT CAUSED THE DAMN MESS.

[pvtspelunker]

Oh... Wait, who's the manufacturer of the problem waters?

[price-ofthe-job]

Unsure as it had no label.

[pryomani]

Maybe we don’t drink from bottles of water that has human parts in them?

[pvtspelunker]

True, one bit me when I was shooing it away from Little Bell

[price-ofthe-job]

AHAHAHAHAHA! I HTVU BRWKFN OHT KF CONTAINMENT! I SHAVF FHNE THR BODDLES! I SHAVF DRENK THR BODDLES! *crawls into the vents*

—🌾🪱(A parasite now puppeting the Roman body)

OH HELL NO. I AM PUTTING YOUR ASS DOWN. @sgt-artemis-owl-riley may you inform the others upon the recruit that most be put down? Make sure not to get close we are unsure why or how this parasite works.

[sgt-artemis-owl-riley]

…. With all due respect, captain.

What the fuck happened-

＊Already dialing:＊

@screecher-call

@sergeantstefansson

@until-death-i-will-stay

@moss-is-going-insane

Ok, what code stands for ‘there’s a fucking parasite loose on base-‘

[price-ofthe-job]

There is not a single god damn code for that bullshit. If you see him, put his ass down.

[pvtspelunker]

I think I saw him in the vents

[price-ofthe-job]

We are aware he is in the vents.

[pryomani]

I just went to get some water and it’s all polluted, look

[price-ofthe-job]

DO NOT DRINK THE WATER.

[pryomani]

I’m not! It’s just, someone left out water for the cats like just right now

[price-ofthe-job]

FUCK. GET THE WATER, DO NOT LET THE CATS DRINK IT, WE DON'T KNOW IF IT AFFECTS CATS.

[pvtspelunker]

Will bottled water be an ok substitute?

[price-ofthe-job]

THATS WHAT CAUSED THE DAMN MESS.

[pvtspelunker]

Oh... Wait, who's the manufacturer of the problem waters?

[price-ofthe-job]

AHAHAHAHAHA! I HTVU BRWKFN OHT KF CONTAINMENT! I SHAVF FHNE THR BODDLES! I SHAVF DRENK THR BODDLES! *crawls into the vents*

—🌾🪱(A parasite now puppeting the Roman body)

OH HELL NO. I AM PUTTING YOUR ASS DOWN. @sgt-artemis-owl-riley may you inform the others upon the recruit that most be put down? Make sure not to get close we are unsure why or how this parasite works.

[sgt-artemis-owl-riley]

…. With all due respect, captain.

What the fuck happened-

＊Already dialing:＊

@screecher-call

@sergeantstefansson

@until-death-i-will-stay

@moss-is-going-insane

Ok, what code stands for ‘there’s a fucking parasite loose on base-‘

[price-ofthe-job]

There is not a single god damn code for that bullshit. If you see him, put his ass down.

[pvtspelunker]

I think I saw him in the vents

[price-ofthe-job]

We are aware he is in the vents.

[pryomani]

I just went to get some water and it’s all polluted, look

[price-ofthe-job]

DO NOT DRINK THE WATER.

[pryomani]

I’m not! It’s just, someone left out water for the cats like just right now

[price-ofthe-job]

FUCK. GET THE WATER, DO NOT LET THE CATS DRINK IT, WE DON'T KNOW IF IT AFFECTS CATS.

[pvtspelunker]

Will bottled water be an ok substitute?

[price-ofthe-job]

AHAHAHAHAHA! I HTVU BRWKFN OHT KF CONTAINMENT! I SHAVF FHNE THR BODDLES! I SHAVF DRENK THR BODDLES! *crawls into the vents*

—🌾🪱(A parasite now puppeting the Roman body)

OH HELL NO. I AM PUTTING YOUR ASS DOWN. @sgt-artemis-owl-riley may you inform the others upon the recruit that most be put down? Make sure not to get close we are unsure why or how this parasite works.

[sgt-artemis-owl-riley]

…. With all due respect, captain.

What the fuck happened-

＊Already dialing:＊

@screecher-call

@sergeantstefansson

@until-death-i-will-stay

@moss-is-going-insane

Ok, what code stands for ‘there’s a fucking parasite loose on base-‘

[price-ofthe-job]

There is not a single god damn code for that bullshit. If you see him, put his ass down.

[pvtspelunker]

I think I saw him in the vents

[teathattast]

[pvtspelunker]

Yay, the tea curse has lifted

[price-ofthe-job]

I think I found out how to be able to handle tea safely (and have it taste and preparing it proper). I just need to wear gloves. In other words, direct hand contact might've been the source of the curse.

@pvtspelunker

What are you talking about.

[price-ofthe-job]

Price, I think I might be cursed... I was handed a bottle of iced tea (I know, blasphemy, but anyways) and it exploded upon contact somehow. I didn't even try making tea in a saucepan

@pvtspelunker

Get out.

[price-ofthe-job]

I tried making tea in a kettle, but the handle broke. I tried to salvage the situation, but the tea I got tasted like a shirt tag, God knows how

Safe to say, best I don't make tea anyways or even drink it... I still have no idea how the one mug I happened to use for a new cup shattered spontaniously

@pvtspelunker

What the fuck soldier.

[pvtspelunker]

I tried an online quiz and got an owl

[pvtspelunker]

I got scalded pretty bad while on my 3rd attempt to make tea so I'm benched for at least half the day if not more. So I drew (or at least tried to draw) Bell.

He's adjusting pretty well to the base going ons and such. :)