Nintendo Wet Dreams

[psp-and-cigarettes]

Hey! I’m looking for a MattxMello doujin but I can’t find it! In this doujin, Matt’s hair covers his eyes and it’s beautifull!! Please help!

Im afraid i dont know what doujin this is!!! Followers???

[pakimog]

絵描けないのは拷問、、、。 どれだけすきな事してても心が満たされないようなもやもや。年々 自分の中で描くことの重要度が濃くなっているな。 １６日まで…またすごく下手になってるんじゃないか不安。前のこの絵も、正直見るのも恥ずかしいけど載せよう。

[iztarshi]

Inspired by various tumblr posts.

Humans quickly get a reputation among the interplanetry alliance and the reputation is this: when going somewhere dangerous, take a human.

Humans are tough. Humans can last days without food. Humans heal so fast they pierce holes in themselves or inject ink for fun. Humans will walk for days on broken bones in order to make it to safety. Humans will literally cut off bits of themselves if trapped by a disaster.

You would be amazed what humans will do to survive. Or to ensure the survival of others they feel responsible for.

That’s the other thing. Humans pack-bond, and they spill their pack-bonding instincts everywhere. Sure it’s weird when they talk sympathetically to broken spaceships or try to pet every lifeform that scans as non-toxic. It’s even a little weird that just existing in the same place as them for long enough seems to make them care about you. But if you’re hurt, if you’re trapped, if you need someone to fetch help?

You really want a human.

[kelssiel]

Humans also get a reputation for being pants-shittingly insane:

Humans want to go everywhere, you see that black hole? They’re trying to go in that to ‘explore’

Humans jump out of flying vehicles at heights that would most certainly kill them with only a piece of cloth strapped to them to save them, they do this for FUN

Conversely humans, a species that cannot survive without air, plunge themselves into the depths of their planet’s horrifying oceans until their bodies can’t take the pressure then they created vehicles to go further

Humanity didn’t wait to develop a sensible propulsion system to escape their planet’s atmosphere they strapped a metal tube to bombs and shot themselves out into the vacuum of space

If a human says something will ‘be fun’ assume that it’s probably life threatening

[pilgrimkitty]

Every version of this post is amazing.

[that-pansexual-feminist]

You are not a bad person for having an abortion. You are not a “baby killer”, you are not going to Hell, you are not a monster.

You are also not a bad person if you don’t feel bad about your abortion. Be happy, be relieved! If that’s how you feel, that’s how you feel and there’s nothing wrong with that.

You made the choice that was best for you. You took care of yourself. Never let anyone give you shit for that.

[jpop-only]

Visit Original Link

BABYMETAL - Ijime, Dame, Zettai

[psp-and-cigarettes]

Mello: Matt, you're going to play the role of my father for this

Matt: I don't want to be your father.

Mello: Perfect, you already know your lines

[mercurial-ghost-archive]

Matt would be that fucker who puts the empty milk carton back in the fridge

[bluecrownedbird]

AU School of arts - Death Note / Shingeki No Kyojin !  - Part 1 -  (Melli)

( First things to know for this AU; 

1. the characters and their artistic sections in school; Matt and Levi are in 3D / Animation, Armin in architecture and Mello in Textile / Fashion Design. 

I also choose for Eren, Erwin, Near, B, Hanji…and others but this will be in the next post! ~

2. Sometimes ages will correspond to canon, sometimes not. To make things easier, I put them practically all at the same age ~ 

3. Maybe I’ll ship some caracters… maybe not, I don’t know yet haha) 

[psp-and-cigarettes]

regular human being: you know what. being nice to people is a good idea. what if we could do that in videogames

someone on the internet: what is this sjw bullshit

[psp-and-cigarettes]

L: Need I remind you, Near, what happens when you interface with a case?

Near: The case gets solved?

[laserdeadpool]

the superbowl is today, that means it is my one year anniversary of ‘he calls it war paint, audrey’ 

never forget

[virgo-png]

what if i like…didnt fuck up for once??? That would be so lit

[lumos-malfoy]

when your boyfriend won’t notice you so you have to get sassy

[psp-and-cigarettes]

vernon: fuck this magic bullshit, we're moving to an island

vernon: all them dirty rotten magical wizards won't be able to find us on a fucking island

hagrid: yo

vernon: oh god DAMN it

[gamechangershow]

Relatable. 

Office Job vs Retail Job by @noobtheloser

Check out Confessions of a Retail Worker

[thechronicleofshe]

“ go fuck yourself”

“oh” 

#realism

[psp-and-cigarettes]

Me when I'm watching an anime with a catchy theme song: Look I know I can't speak Japanese but that one English phrase is coming up and I'm about to own it.

[psp-and-cigarettes]

#2

Mello: You put a "welcome" mat outside our door?

Matt: Yeah, at least someone will greet me when I get home now. Maybe you should buy yourself a "welcome" Mello.