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I love this cosmetic combo sm <3
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I don't have a name for the clan yet, and I'm totally open to suggestions 😊
my friend and i were talking yesterday about how funny it is that the Iron Lung/BloodyMary fandoms make Simon some kind of eldritch eel creature, like, i fear y'all lost the plot of the movie a little bit. don't get me wrong, Eel Simon looks badass or whatever, but Simon resisted becoming part of the Eel so wholly that he became a tree and everyone still said, "yeah but what if the eel became part of him anyway make him a scary feesh". y'all that man is a Plant. the Plant Simon Truthers corner of the fandom canNOT be so small as just my friend and i, where are all my homies who love Plant Simon and his green eye and his arm made of vines. all my homies love Plant Simon who lays in the sun and drinks plenty of water and grows little flowers in his hand.
Ok but hear me out here
~FLESH PLANT SIMON~
Some Vita Carnis shit where because he transformed via the blood ocean he's still tree-like, but one made of gore and horror
Bark made of raw muscle and sinew, with actual bones making up the center mass. But the bones do not take on any humanlike shape, more like the hollowed out skeleton of cacti, or the jagged branches of a tree
Roots that are enormous overgrown veins that grow from him like a creeping vine and have to be constantly cut back so they don't take over everything around him
Bloody sap that oozes from any wound, but also occasionally seeps out of his pores at random times
Thorns made of sharp jagged teeth that sprout after the first time he is "pruned" as a form of protection
Blood filled tumor-like sacs that grow and drop off from his body like fucked up fruit (bonus points of they're vaguely apple shaped because of. ya know. Eden.)
Leaves made of thin fleshy membranes stretched out like a blood-covered Cassandra from Doctor Who
And just for a slight bit of a pick me up, beautiful bright red blossoms that sprout around his head specifically (again I'm thinking they would look like discolored apple blossoms). Given enough time they form a flower crown around his head
If you still want the horror for the last one tho, they must also be cut back regularly as well because if left alone the roots will begin to dig into his skull while the crown will start to grow thorns. Soon after the flowers will die and all that's left is a horrifically symbolic crown of bloody vines and sharp toothy thorns that's thoroughly rooted into his head and takes a lot of effort and pain to remove without killing him
I don't know how others, but I can already think of so many scenarios and symbolism you can make from this idea. I really wanna see what people can come up with
no offense but can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars i could really use a wish right now
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Welp since Bloody Mary already exists YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS GUYS
Doomed yaoi?
Well I was aiming for a more hopeful AU,
BUT IM ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DOOMWD YOAI
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Welp since Bloody Mary already exists YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS GUYS
Behind every gay person there is gayer more evil gay person
is anyone here ready for fat transgender summer can we give it up for fat transgender summer
everybody: you’ve got to advocate for yourself in medical settings!
medical professionals when a patient advocates for themselves in a medical setting (x100 if that patient is a part of any minority): damn. you’re a hypochondriac crazy bitch who has every mental illness and is seeking every narcotic in existence. that’s the only reason you’d be disappointed in the care you’re receiving here. in retaliation, we will be even less helpful and less sympathetic. our jobs are hard. people are dying. we don’t have time to deal with anyone who is slightly inconvenient for us.
"Whats your favorite doomed yaoi couple?"
Judas and Jesus from the 2000 Jesus Christ Superstar adaptation, played by Jerome Patron and Glenn Carter respectively
I'm not even remotely kidding. Nobody does it like them
"Whats your favorite doomed yaoi couple?"
Judas and Jesus from the 2000 Jesus Christ Superstar adaptation, played by Jerome Patron and Glenn Carter respectively
it's disorienting when you beat me with a shovel
I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon
the enlightened pervert can look beyond kink to find meaning. and then get horny about the meaning instead.
So can non-disabled people stop doing that thing where they act like it’s morally righteous to force yourself to work while you’re sick and assume taking sick days automatically equates to laziness. Any time now. That’d be great
I wish I could go to a doctor and just list every single symptom I ever experienced no matter how small and unconnected they seem and the doctor is nice and patient and knows everything and they nod and smile and explain that every symptom I ever experienced is connected to like one rare and often overlooked issue that's sooooo easy to fix with like. a pill. and then I never have to worry about anything ever again.