“ go read a book or something . see ya , IDIOT ! ”
“ i can read very well , actually —— ”
“ honestly , didn’t you learn about this in the third grade ?? ”
“ long time no see ! ”
“ how’s it goin’ ? ”
“ you wanna go get some ice cream ? ”
“ i’m really hungry for some ice cream . ”
“ i’ll take O N E scoop , please ! ”
“ yummy , yummy , in my tummy ! ”
“ oh , fuck … the computer room . ”
“ we could play so much fortnite in here , dude . ”
“ just think of all the fortnite battles we could win in this room with all this technology . ”
“ i’m so proud of you . ”
“ so , this is the fabled tilted towers . ”
“ how could you not know about fortnite ?! ”
“ welcome to tilted towers . ”
“ my name is ____ , and i’m part lizard ! ”
“ i can , um , kick your ass . right now . ”
“ joke’s on you ! if you were a true copy of me , you’d know i’m gay ! ”
“ get out of my way … please , ”
“ i know , you angst so much about it . ”
“ i fuckin’ feel ya there , buddy . ”
“ insomnia , am i right ? ”
“ hey , gamer . ”
“ welcome to my house . as you can see , i’ve knocked over many chairs because i get so tilted at the towers . ”
“ it’s a gamer pad . ”
“ not many girls come in here because i get friendzoned so frequently . ”
“ i’d like to be in the friendzone ! i’d like friends ! ”
“ it’s not as pleasant as you’d think . ”
“ unfortunately , as a gamer , i don’t get respect . ”
“ i’m not a gamer , so maybe they’ll respect me ? ”
“ that just makes you a beta cuck . ”
“ that’s the difference between you and i , ____ . i’m an alpha gamer . ”
“ that doesn’t matter . check out this cool gem i got on ebay for seven dollars . ”
“ can i add it to my rock collection ? ”
“ robots in the sky ?! this is just like that dream i had once about robots in the sky ! ”
“ tell me about your dream in excruciating detail , ____ ! ”
“ you’re heavy ! ”
“ this is the future that boomers want . ”
“ we’re going to be rich , ____ . absolutely rich . ”
“ fuck yeah ! this place rules ! ”
“ i gotta see what’s up . ”
“ where you goin’ , good lookin’ ?? ”
“ you’re not my boyfriend !! ”
“ i hate this , i hate this , ”
“ my whole good mood is ruined ! i hope you’re happy with yourself . ”
“ i am happy with myself ! i have a positive mental attitude ! ”
“ … god , i wish that were me . ”
“ nuh - uh - uh ! that’s not food ! ”
“ why don’t you tell me your incredibly complicated backstory in an interesting , long - winded monologue ? ”
“ have you even heard my mixtape ?! it’s fire ! ”
“ I’M NOT DONE TALKING TO YOU ! ”
“ thanks , ____ . maybe you can feature on my next track ! ”
“ i probably deserve it … ”
“ YOU DON’T MAKE THIS FUN ‘CAUSE YOU’RE SAD ! ”
“ i’m always sad ! that’s just my thing ! ”
“ now i just feel bad . damn it , ”
“ i want you gone out of my life . ”
“ why are you so rude ?! ”
“ these towers are quite tilted . ”
“ yes . i tilted them myself . ”
“ look at this . you ruined everything ! this is all your fault ! ”
“ you got any weed on you , man ? ”
“ speak for yourself , motherfucker ! ”
“ i’ll point at you also . ”
“ so , dick nips , where are we going ? ”
“ what the fuck ?! ”
“ did you see the look on his face ? ”
“ just try my idea for once , ____ ! ”
“ just listen to me for like , once , ”
“ you know , maybe things aren’t so bad . ”
“ i know so much , ____ . my brain is too good for this world . ”
“ i am superior once again . ”
“ aw , i wish i was as cool as you … ”
“ YOU HAD WEED THE WHOLE TIME ?! ”
“ YOU INTERRUPTED MY BROODING —— ”
“ YOU CAN’T STOP OUR LOVE . ”
“ we just need to fucking chill the fuck out . ”
“ this is getting into crack ship territory at this point . ”
“ i haven’t been in the presence of a fair maiden for many a year . ”
“ you make me feel stronger and smarter because you’re here , weak and stupid . so you can stay for now . ”
“ i can feel myself becoming more powerful with all of your insolent little whines ! ”
“ [ silently sizes you up ] yep . i can kill ya ! ”
“ she’s the girl of my dreams , ____ ! ”
“ don’t you support gay rights ? ”
“ doesn’t this intimidate you ?! ”
“ kiss me , ____ ! ”
“ i was actually meaning to ask you a question : are you seeing anyone right now ? ”
“ there’s no one sexier than myself . ”
“ why ? … are — are you interested in me ? ”
“ bruh , i wouldn’t be asking if i wasn’t interested . ”
“ it’s also purple and glowy , which is your favorite color , i’ve been told . ”
“ i know more about you than you could ever comprehend . ”
“ you know him , right ? you guys are exes or something ? ”
“ you know how uncomfortable that makes me , sweetie , ”
“ i’m so fucking high right now . ”
“ i only came over to admit my true feelings for you . ”
“ let me help you ! don’t do this all by yourself ! ”
“ we’d make such a great team . honestly , name a more iconic duo . ”
