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moved randy to his own blog @virginrule so go follow
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"Hey, Sid. How ya doing?” They’ve finally let Randy up from his hospital bed, which is a major relief. None of the movies ever cover how boring the recovery process is, even with all the movies and comics Martha sent to entertain him. It’s fucked him up, just a little. He can’t watch Marion Crane get stabbed to death in that shower without thinking of Sidney, or Jason Voorhees put on that iconic mask without remembering Billy’s fucked up smile as the gun went off. Hopes this doesn’t ruin his affection for horror movies; they are kind of his thing, and he doesn’t know if he has the time to develop a new special interest. He’s just. The movie guy. That’s all he’s got.
But yeah, the hospital said his bullet wound is healing nicely, although it might scar, which sounds sexy, which he definitely should not have said out loud with his mom in the room. So he figures he’s waited long enough, traded his hospital gown for some actual clothes (winced like a girl trying to fit the shirt over his bandaged shoulder) and went to find Sid’s hospital room. Here he is now, leaning in the doorway like a typical dorky virgin. “Can I come in?”
thinking about giving randy his own blog. reasoning is that i love him.
beverlymarshrogan replied to your post “watching scream 2 like okay it’s cool this time randy’s going to...”
Its cool just watch it again if he doesnt u never know
good point thanks ma’am
watching scream 2 like okay it’s cool this time randy’s going to survive
ughitsthem / weirdo !
what for randy is a terrible memory, stu reminisces with a wide, dreamy smile on his face. fun times !! they both got kicked out of the store that day, stu’s nose was bleeding and randy didn’t stop screaming at him for the next hour at least. he still told him how to stop the bleeding though, which was terribly sweet of him. yeah !! now that stu thinks about it, randy is such a nice fucking guy; no wonder girls don’t dig him. “ OH, PARDON !! ” there is no hint of actual embarrassment anywhere in stu’s expression, neither is his voice even remotely close to being apologetic. spidery fingers pull away at the slap but he is still leaning down. just a little bit !! “ WOULD YOU PREFER THE PORN SECTION ?? OR THE ROMANCE, PERHAPS ?? WHAT IS IT THAT TICKLES RANDY’S PICKLE ?? YOU CAN TELL MEEE. I DON’T KISS AND TELL. ”
what a fuckin’ liar. stu absolutely cannot keep a secret if his life depended on it, as far as randy knows, and he’s known the tall idiot for quite a while. almost as long as he’s known sid, at least. “This is what you consider romancing a guy?” he demands (kidding, obviously he’s kidding) “Groping him in the middle of a video store that still sort of smells like sweat and VHS tapes?” In a Cher Horowitz voice, then, because Randy does have other interests than horror movies: “As if.” Back to his normal voice, “Take me on a date and pay for the popcorn, stud, then we’ll talk.”
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was it his primary school teacher that once said ‘ never give up on your dreams ’ ?? whoever that was, their voice echoes in the back of stu’s head because this has to be the hundredth time he is making a move on this nerd – so sue him for thinking that, per usual, randy is just going to punch his arm or call him a perv, or one of those things he does whenever stu invades his personal space. ( not that stu isn’t enjoying that – he looooves it too. he’s not just in it to win it, no, no !! ) but then there’s a hand on stu’s cheek and randy just goes for it – makes him freeze for a hot second – because it seems like he’s going for the lips ( oh, damn, is this about to happen ?? ). eyes almost flutter close at the light touch nearly at the corner of his mouth and stu can’t help himself – he laughs, breathless. “ OH, RANDY. RANDY, RANDY, RANDY. ” large hand grabs the smaller one, pulls it off his own face and just holds it; thumb digging in gently, drawing circles. ( they are nose to nose and stu’s chest grows heavier. huh !! weird !! ) “ YA MISSED. ”
now they’re holding hands. Randy’s brain may be short-circuiting just a bit, but honestly. This is some sappy, romantic comedy shit that he never in a million years thought Stu would be into (never thought he himself would be into, to be honest). “Whatever,” Randy mutters, to emphasize how unaffected he is by this. Because, technically, Stu didn’t ask for some grand end-of-Clueless makeout session when he barged into Randy’s house, he just asked for a kiss, so there’s no reason for him to get all gay and demanding about it. Randy’s indignant, but he doesn’t pull away, though. And now he’s asking for it, cause he says: “You think you can do better, Casanova?”
@ughitsthem owo
drunken confession.
your muse is drinking with mine and has been given the chance to question my muse anything they want to know. some may be triggering, others won’t. send me a 🍻+ the question you want to ask my muse for a tipsy, drunken ( honest ) answer.
“ what’s holding you back in life ?”
“ is everything alright? ”
“ when did you choose to give up ?”
“ what’s the kinkiest thing you have ever done ?”
“ how many have you slept with ?”
“ what’s your biggest secret ?”
“ do you believe in love ?”
“ what’s the meanest thing you have done ?”
“ what scares you more than anything ?”
“ have you ever considered running away ?”
“ do you love me ?”
“ what’s your dirtiest fantasy ?”
“ who hurt you ?”
“ what made you this way ?”
“ is there anyone special in your life ?”
“ why are you always smiling ?”
“ what lie have you told that hurt someone ?”
“ if you could do anything in world, what would it be ?”
“ who are you, really ?”
“ is there anything you regret ?”
“ what’s your biggest regret ?”
“ tell me about your first kiss ?”
“ what is your deepest, darkest fear ?”
“ is there anyone you regret kissing ?”
“ have you ever cheated, or been cheated on ?”
“ what is the most embarrassing thing in your room ?”
“ who have you loved, but they didn’t love you back ?”
“ is there something you have never told anyone ?”
“ when was the last time you cried ?”
“ how come you keep running away ?”
“ have you ever made someone cry ?”
“ if anything, what makes you hate a person ?”
“ what takes for you to fall in love, trust someone ?”
“ do you believe in true love ?”
“ what have you done that people would judge you most for doing ?”
“ do you regret letting me close ?”
“ is there someone you have a crush on ?”
“ what is the strangest place you have ever had sex ?”
“ tell me your most awkward date story ?”
“ do you ever get scared ?”
“ what do you really think of life ?”
add your own for further development.
i feel like randy was only brought into the friend group because he and sid were friends, maybe in middle school? he’s had a crush on her for a while but they’ve remained really close friends even when she started dating other guys. even in the group photo, he’s sort of a little on the outskirts, nervous. he feels like sid, tatum, stu and billy are the core group and he’s just one of sid’s hanger-ons, even if it’s not true.
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“blowjob lessons with the illustrious stu macher, i must be dreaming.” Randy says it a little too emphatically to be a deadpan. “I dunno, Stu. Should I ask Billy for a customer satisfaction rating? I mean, it’s not like he’s leaving Sid for you any time soon.”
Although that sure would be convenient, if Billy suddenly turned into a gay and decided to foist his greasy self into Stu’s waiting arms. But there’s no point daydreaming. He wants to needle further: is that why casey dumped you? But Stu does still have quite a few inches on him and Randy doesn’t want to get wrestled down in the middle of the video store again.
Maybe he will go suck a dick, he thinks petulantly. Just because Stu doesn’t think he’s serious. Nobody can judge the heartbroken on what they do, after all, and Randy definitely qualifies as heartbroken after the amount of times he’s seen Sid smiling at Billy and Billy being stupid and smug back.
“ YOU’D HAFTA ASK SOMEBODY ELSE FOR THAT, BUD. ME AND BILLY ARE NOT – LIKE THAT. ” if his voice gets a little flat when he says this, stu decides to completely ignore it. it’s not like he’s lying – sure, he’s gotten a little handsy with billy, multiple times, but yeah, it never evolved into anything s e r i o u s ( he wouldn’t mind, nonono, not at all, but shhhh – )
speaking of handsy !! and also deciding it would be great to change the subject a little, they don’t need a stu - billy talk ( anyway, these days it’s aaaall muuuurder, baaaby !! ) – he steps forward and wiggles his fingers, tongue darting across lower lip and teeth; a shark’s smile. “ DON’T CHICKEN OUT ON ME NOW, RAAAAANDY ~ ”
it’s funny to watch people squirm and randy has proven himself to be a rather squirmy worm on several occasions – like when stu wrestled him down in the shop that one time for no reason whatsoever. the wriggly fingers land somewhere on randy’s sides and dig in, aiming to tickle at first – but stu ends up kind of just dragging them up a little. he’s still grinning. the next words come out as a whisper, even though he tries really fucking hard not to laugh. “ I’D BE HONOURED TO POP THAT CHERRY. ”
the last time stu decided it would be funny to tickle Randy during his job, it ended with Randy losing his job for “kicking a customer in the face while screaming obscenities” or some shit like that. He got it back, obviously (there isn’t a high turnover rate at the fuckin’ Woodsboro video store, small businesses are like that, and the owners are pretty forgiving since Randy’s the only one who actually adheres to the filing system) but that’s not the point. So Randy’s already forgotten the way Stu sounded...sad?? when Billy was brought up in favor of his own self-preservation. He squirms, incredibly fucking ticklish, under Stu’s touch and the not-as-uncomfortable-as-it-should-be-feeling of the taller kid’s breath on his ear. “Oh, fuck right off with that,” Randy sputters snaps says in a normal way. “You’re not trying this in the middle of the horror section, you sociopath! I’m working.”
What he should have said was i’m not fucking queer but it must have just come out wrong. The store’s mostly empty at this hour, but Randy pulls away anyway, slapping at Stu’s fingers.
✫ HORROR + TAGLINES ✫
nightmare on elm street (1984) us (2019) saw (2004) hereditary (2018) alien (1979) poltergeist (1982) candyman (1992) carrie (1976) the ring (2002)
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So, Stu clearly isn’t leaving. On the screen, Sissy Spacek, covered in blood but still extremely hot, is stalking out of her high school. Stu has no concept of personal space, but Randy’s not winning any arguments tonight so he just swats half-heartedly and reaches around to grab his half-finished Coke. “What question.” He’s kind of distracted, because it’s the moment where Carrie almost gets hit by the car and that awesome fucking score plays. “You still want a fuckin’ kiss, amigo?”
at this point stu is used to getting half of randy’s attention ( at best !! ) when there’s a horror movie playing in the background. – actually, no, it’s probably stu himself being the background noise. but hey !! it’s fine, really, it is – when randy’s all excited for the gore, all distracted like that, it is waaay easier for stu to just – crawl his sneaky way under the other’s skin. catch randy just slightly off guard. ( get what he wants !! ) “ YEAH, YEAH I DO, AMIGO – AND THEN I’LL BE GOOD AND AS QUIET AS A FUCKIN’ MOUSE !! ” – he most definitely won’t but hey, that’s being sneaky 101 for ya. ( who said it’s the girls that are hard to get ?? stu never had that much fun with any girl. )
he doesn’t really know what stu’s game is here, but it’s never been easy to figure out what’s going on inside that weird little head. Either way, Randy isn’t going to be the one to pussy out, even if it means he can’t pay full attention to Carrie washing all the blood off herself. (and what a world, where bothering Randy is somehow more interesting to Stu than a shot of Sissy Spacek’s tits) "Alright, dork. Pucker up.” It’s a joke, and when he puts his hand on the side of Stu’s face it’s just to show him that Randy’s serious, that the time to back out is now, but it feels...really intimate. Randy doesn’t allow himself time to hesitate. Goes for the lips, but at the last minute swerves because he’s still Barry Bostwick at the beginning of Rocky Horror, before he discovers he’s into dick and starts with the stockings and the eye makeup. Randy’s not a stockings kind of guy. Anyway, the point is, he misses last minute and ends up kissing the idiot on the cheek, really close to his mouth. It’s awkward as shit, but...kinda nice? (he’ll think about that in therapy thirty years from now)
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“play video games. is that what the kids call it these days?” randy snarks, mostly to himself. he bats stu’s hand away from his face. “WHAT, YOUR MOTHER NEVER TEACH YOU ANY SELF-CONTROL? LISTEN…”
because as annoying as he is, stu sort of looks like a sad, droopy puppy without billy to chase around, and now randy’s feeling guilty. “I’M WATCHING ROCKY HORROR TONIGHT. YOU CAN COME OVER IF YOU WANT, TAKE YOUR MIND OFF OF…THINGS.”
he hadn’t been planning on having a movie night, but stu looks like he needs it. besides, it’s not like randy’s a very busy guy; he mostly only hangs out with one group anyway. “YOU’LL LIKE IT, YOU CAN SEE SUSAN SARANDON’S BREASTS.”
his hand is persistent; doesn’t give up even after being swatted, keeps on trying to pinch randy’s cheek or flick his ear, or whatever. ( as if it has a mind of its’ own !! ) “ THAT’S HOW WE CALL PLAYIN’ VIDEO GAMES, BUDDY. GET YO DIRTY, DIRTY MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER !! ”
that comment though, as small as it is, makes stu weirdly upset. it’s visible on his face for a split second – and then disappears completely at the offer. “ OH, WORD ?? ” stu perks up instantly, spreads his arms as if he’s going for a hug. ( which he might !! ) “ AW, RANDY, THAT IS SO – SO SWEET OF YA !! I’LL BRING LOTSA SNACKS. ”
the hug doesn’t happen after all but stu leans in closer, arms still outstretched. he smiles like they have a secret – because they kinda do, right ?? randy likes sid, stu misses his best buddy, they’re in this together !! stu feels an overwhelming urge to be super nice all of the sudden and the first thing that comes out of his mouth is – “ HEY, BETWEEN US ?? SID DOESN’T KNOW WHAT SHE’S MISSING, MAN. I BET YOU’D KNOW HOW TO TREAT A LADY BETTER THAN BILLY-BOY DOES. ” ( does he really think that, though ?? huh, seems like it. )
randy waits for the joke, but stu seems oddly sincere. almost concerning in and of itself; stu isn’t exactly known for his kindness or sensitivity (not that he’s a bad person or anything. he’s just a teenager.) “YOU THINK?” he means it to be sarcastic, hates how stupid hopeful it sounds. tries to change the subject. “BEING SINGLE’S A GOOD LOOK ON YOU, DUDE. YOU’RE ALMOST NICE TODAY.”
he draws his attention back to the shelves. “WHO THE HELL MOVED YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN TO HORROR?” randy hands the vhs over to stu. “TOSS THAT OVER IN SATIRE, WOULD YOU? I SWEAR TO GOD. ORGANIZING THIS PLACE IS GONNA KILL ME. I’M GONNA DIE YOUNG.”
he doesn’t particularly agree with stu’s assessment; randy doesn’t know shit about sports or girl stuff, and sure, he can talk for hours about the inherent problem of franchises or why slasher horror would never be feasible as a television show. but that’s not stuff that girls are into, he’s pretty sure, and even his friends get bored of it after a while.
the pure brilliance of the “i’ll see you in the kitchen with a knife” bit...truly inspired.
rules: spell out your url with song titles and tag 10 people tagged by: @livcralone tagging: steal it <3
V iva La Vida by Coldplay
I Ran (So Far Away) by A Flock of Seagulls
R unaway by Bon Jovi
G irls / Girls / Boys by Panic! At the Disco
I Was Made For Lovin’ You by KISS
N ovocaine by Fall Out Boy
R un by Awolnation
U nder Pressure by Queen
L ove’s the Only Rule by Bon Jovi
E veryday Is Like Halloween by Ministry
Stu: I didn’t kill anybody. Billy: Nobody said you did. Stu: Thanks, buddy.