don't blame me, blame gravity.

♃ 31 y.o alien 100% weirdo, lesbian ♃ Physically, grated cheese doesn’t have any holes

[thedeathdeelers]

every time i get a new follower who isn’t a porn bot:

[crunchbuttsteak]

[imnotrevealingmyname]

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

[official-lucifers-child]

the 3st huh?

[dommingateez]

reblog to tell the person you reblogged this from that they are deserving of love and affection

[we-are-colleagues]

[memewhore]

[black-culture]

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever been on tumblr before December 17 2018?

[too-haught-haught-damn]

[andysambrg]

STEPHANIE BEATRIZ

photographed by Colin Defenbau

[prettystuff]

[unluckymarch]

TFW you run into your ex on the tram in 1889 Victorian England

[wlw-library]

all women who wear glasses are gay. why are you wearing glasses, huh? to see other women?

[thenatsdorf]

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

[immaplatypus]

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

[official-mugi]

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

[just-things-i-enjoy]

Him face

[luccorvus]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

[dia-m-o]

I don’t care for luck, only that beautiful kitty face

[dat-silvers-girl]

I love the beautiful cat, but I need luck right about now.

[oxfordvillanelle]

JODIE COMER WINK IN YOUR NEXT INSTAGRAM POST IF YOU KNOW HOW RIDICULOUSLY FUCKING PROUD WE ARE OF YOU CHALLENGE

(As long as she knows she’s got our support 🥰)

[wearevillaneve]

Cute killer looking cute even when not killing.

[userdanewhitman]

I was trained to look devastating, obviously.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If your significant other is bisexual, and they choose you, you’ve defeated twice as many genders worth of prospective partners than the average person.

[flawlessbeautyqueens]

Ellen Page photographed by Taylor Miller for Gay Times (2019)

[just-shower-thoughts]

The worse a dad joke is, the better it is