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can I make a confession that might get me in trouble

I save scummed through every variation of this guy’s dialogue tree because I really, really wanted him to perform unethical surgery on me. like I’m still so angry about this. WHY have the gross knife hand doctor if he can’t pull out your appendix and laugh about it??? what is the POINT

pangur-and-grim

wait hang on I’ll post a pangur photo. don’t unfollow

thought of this immediately and was delighted to discover it’s the same op

incognitopolls

What time is it (in your time zone) for you when you're seeing this poll?

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Voting ended onApr 27

Anon wants to know around which time most people are active on Tumblr. Use your current timezone, but feel free to specify which it is in the tags. Anon sent this at 22:43 in NY (UTC-4), but at 23:43 where they are in Brazil (UTC-3).

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queen-zigzag

fleshdyke

birds have truly mastered feathers like what do you Mean they can be shiny. how fucking cool is that

fleshdyke

glossy ibis

european starling

greater blue eared starling

nicobar pigeon

purple martin

glowing puffleg

violet backed starling

+ special shoutout to rob garren and his purple poultry project. he is breeding his chickens to be very shiny and very purple

official-ornithology-posts

Some of these aren't even that hard to find, European/common starlings? Purple martins? I see those guys like every day. We live on the coolest planet man I love birds

suryp

also pigeons.

legendaryjarcollection

Being-A-Creative-On-Tumblr-Culture is going through all of the 24 reblogs on your post with 357 notes just to get just enough serotonin to get through your day by reading what the five god sent people who left tags wrote

mumblesplash

depsidase

watchpoob

a lot of you are worrying about “commercial content” where you should really be worrying about “one thousand ferrets at your door ” .

beastliness

hate it when the people who I love are suffering due to circumstances beyond my control 👎 there should be a sea monster that I can slay to fix the problem

changan-moon

How to see whether a Chinese handmade teapot is well done or not - quality of the spout is an important standard.

cr: 承启建水紫陶

amemait

that last teapot is like witnessing an eternal and important truth

ms-demeanor

I just watched this with the sound on and i really recommend it because the utter silence of the last teapot is both perfectly predictable and totally remarkable.

aquilacalvitium

I think about this video every time I use a teapot

the-haiku-bot

I think about this

video every time

I use a teapot

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

ovur

Everybody's having a good time and then here comes someone who unironically uses the phrase crotch goblin

kaity--did

We do not do elf of the shelf but our house does have borrowers. Penny knows that if she leaves a mess out at night the borrowers will take that as a sign that they can have it and take it into the walls to build their homes

This teaches her to out her stuff away at the end of the night or I chuck it out and also sometimes she wakes up and yells "HEY ELEVES I LEFT YOU SOME STUFF!" And it is hilarious

kaity--did

Penny: THE ELVES HAVE ONIONTIZED

My mom on FaceTime: ???

Me: I had to explain to Penny how the borrowers are part of the elf union and so they go to North Pole the last 3 weeks of the year so no one ever has to work too much over time and that's why they haven't taken mommy's wrapping paper or scissors or anything else I've left out... shes trying to explain the elf union to you.

Penny: THEY GET PAID EXTRA CAUSE OF THE ONION

adverbian

kaity--did

I'm in tears 🤣🤣🤣

hornedbooty

I love….. adding unnecessary e’s to words like spicey or babey. ……. it makes the words pop

a-sadist-at-play-45-deactivated

Unnecessary, redundant, sloppy, visually displeasing, and a sign of not understanding the English language. But yeah, they “pop” I guess. Just like my assumption that you arent average.