Psychic Dreams of Daigleness

One-half of the Daigleness Hypothesis Formulators

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Hogwarts Hallways

Don’t you just hate it how our schools have dumb rules like, “No Running in the Hallways”, while Hogwarts just has the rule, “No Magic in the Hallways”?

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Gut Feeling

Wife, who is 99.9% sure she’s pregnant: “Hey honey, I think you’re going to be a dad.”

Husband: “What? How do you know? Have you taken a test?”

Wife: “No, I just have a.....gut feeling.”

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One time, I was playing first chair viola in a summer orchestra program. The day  of our concert, we sit down to play, and in the middle of the first piece, the air conditioning starts up. On the stage, the air duct was right above the first stand for the viola, so our music blew everywhere. For several minutes, I tried to pick it up and hold it so that my stand partner could play, but eventually all the music blew away and we just sat there awkwardly. Never felt more embarrassed. 

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American Airlines: #Rude

Don’t fly American Airlines. Why? Here’s a super long story made as short as possible. This was a trip with me (14 at the time) and my friend (16). I’ll tell the whole story if someone’s interested, but here are the bullet points: (This is from ONE TRIP, just fyi)

*Check-in counter lady is super snippy and upset with us for every little detail. 

*Second flight in the trip was cancelled -we flew from TYS to CLT, then were trying to go from CLT to BCN-

*When trying to reschedule the flight, (super panicked, btw) American team members told us that the soonest we would be getting out of CLT was 3 days from then. 

*Because of our ages, they said they couldn’t get a hotel room for us, and they couldn’t put us in their UM room because it was “too full”.   

*(We found sleeping arrangements for 1 night, then went back to the team members) They said they found another flight we could try, so we waited 8 hours then tried to board, but whoop, the flight was cancelled again.          

*They tried once more, but they put us on a United Arlines flight. (Important later) anyway, this flight gets cancelled too, so we ask the United Airlines team member who we should go see, the American team (inside of security) or the United team (outside of security). She says go see the American peeps.         

*THE AMERICAN TEAM TELLS US THAT, I QUOTE, “SORRY, WE CAN’T HELP YOU, YOU TWO ARE UNITED’S CUSTOMERS. GO SEE THEM.” So, we exit the airport.   

*The lady at United legit just waved us away and said that she couldn’t help us.

*When we got to BCN, our bags came 5 days behind us, so we had to buy a whole lot of new clothes...

In conclusion, eventually we did get out of the airport and to BCN but no thanks to American Airlines who treated two teenagers like trash...

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Don’t throw the Holy Water

So summer 2019 I was traveling in Europe with some friends of mine from Spain. As we were sightseeing, one of the very fancy churches was doing Stations of the Cross. They hadn’t started yet so we went in to participate. (The friends’ mother and I are Catholic, but the friends are not and don’t know how to act) So we start doing it, and as we move on to the second station while singing, I turn around and my friends are elbowing each other. I ignore it and keep trying to focus. Anyway, the sixth station rolls around and Friend 1 legitimately *shouts* “Don’t you dare-” I whirl around and Friend 1 has been doused with Holy Water and Friend 2 is standing there just laughing...the whole church had to stop Stations for a good 8 minutes and Friends 1 and 2 were promptly escorted out...