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I need a tattoo that says "plant powered" but not in a vegan way, like in a pothead way.

#tattoo #weed #smoking #alternative #tattooideas

I love it when dudes cosplay their favorite athletes.

That's the whole post.

#sportsfandom #i got high #it's like yes Jared I love your Chris Jones cosplay #when they have lore accurate hair too?#priceless

I never really get too worried leaving my wallet at my table when I go to use the bathroom in a cafe or restaurant. It's like,

Yea, take my identity, you can't fuck it up more than I already have.

#comedy #funny #silly #goofy #sillygoosethings #ramblings

Fake band names pt.2

-Second Saturday

-Interpret the Glizzy

Bonus Song Title a la Fall Out Boy: My Hearts Colder than a Frozen Baja Blast™ Since You Left Me Last July in the Skate Park

Please send any and all royalties to the void.

#fakeband #its 3am #i have no idea #im just bored #fall out boy #elder emo #fake band names

Cat names I think would be dope but my partner wont let me get another cat:

Knife Wound

Pant Leg

Television

Vape

Bong Water

Dog

Any royalties for using these cat names can be sent to the void.

bonus- please reblog if your cat has these names

#cat #catnames #pets #freepetnames

I think I could make each meal of my day some kind of "pocket" food.

Breakfast - Toaster Strudel

Lunch - Hot Pocket

Dinner - Chicken Cordon Bleu

#random thoughts #dont mind me #i got high #and stared into my freezer for too long

If anyone's gonna start a band, here are some names for your consideration:

Knife Fight in the Bounce House

Ferret Battle Party

Pray Against Me

Bonus album title : Meet Me in the Applebee's Parking Lot.

Royalties can be sent to the void

#fakebandnames #comedy #dank humor #ferrets

The Stardrop Saloon business model could never work in real life. A restaurant that opens at 12pm but doesn't actually start serving food or drinks until 1230? Chaos.

#stardew farmer #stardew valley #stardrop saloon #im also pretty sure mayor lewis is the one who destroyed lunis' tent #i mean #the man looks classist as fuck #also why is he sneaking around with marnie?#theyre both single

Y'all are just mad at the recasting of Ellie because yall don't find the child actress fuck-able like you thought the video game version was.

I like the casting. She looks like Ellie. Y'all are gross.

#the last of us #ellie #joel #video games #hbo series #thelastofus

Fake Band Name:

Ferret Canon

Genre : Indie Metal

#fakebandnames #idontreallyknow #i just hope this gets notes #remember to like and subscribe #wait this isnt youtube #reblog and follow

The ADS 2022 word of the year being "-ussy" give me hope the world is healing

#ADS #WordOfTheYear #ussy #2022

Anime Hot Take

I actually like the new Trigun animation style

#trigun #vash the stampede #anime

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