shittin' kick-flips, doin' tic-tacs, eatin' a lil' bit 'o ass

Øystæinn // he/they // tired & pissy // skateboard enthusiast // CKY superfan // potential people eater // has a few cats // a little obsessed with the 2000's // "If You're Gonna be Dumb You Better be Tough" –– Johnny Knoxville

[ratfuck]

very fucking disheartening that im seeing so many fuckin people talk about how gas prices have risen so much and pay has been stagnant that they are now fucking losing more money fuckin driving for/to work and dont know how theyre going to survive and pay for rent and food and supporting their family because theyre now earning less than minimum wage because of inflation and then seeing wealthier liberals going "HAVE YOU CONSIDERED SAVING $70,000 FOR AN ELECTRIC CAR?" or "MAYBE YOU SHOULD CUT BACK ON THE VANILLA MOCHA DOUBLE ICED WHITE FRAPPUCHINOS 🤪" and my favorite "HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT BUDGETING HARDER???" like god damn these bitches are really asking to dragged out of their houses and executed on the street

[marijuanapig]

[helvetebasement-deactivated2022]

the true gayhem

[entangled-in-time]

[monumental-darkness]

[eraserheadbeaniebaby]

[awkward-pause]

Tyrone Olson, 1999

[the-goldengirls]

[penis-hilton]

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS POST I’M AFRAID TO SCROLL TO THE END OF IT BECAUSE I ALWAYS THINK BETTY WHITE HAS DIED

[thedarkmatteralchemist]

Betty White, last of the jedi.

[jurassic-parks-and-rex]

Rest in Peace.

[sanitizarium]

since the 3ds and wii u eshops are both closing in just over a year (march 2023), a reminder that both of these consoles can be hacked pretty easily as long as they work and have an sd card and internet access

https://3ds.hacks.guide/ https://wiiu.hacks.guide/

[cowboy]

The fact that kings had a jester is so gay. That's so gay. Yes I Need a guy to follow me around and make me laugh. Yeah okay that's just a boyfriend dude

[metal-patches-vinyl]

CKY - Volume 1. This is signed by Deron Miller, CKY’s former singer/guitarist (thanks!). After Deron separated from the band, two different versions of this album were issued on vinyl. Deron issued this one, and CKY issued one with a red cover that was sold through Urban Outfitters. Deron’s version sounds excellent, comes with numerous bonus tracks and is pressed on some rad splattered vinyl. I recommend that one.

[psychoholic-sk8]

Holy shit. I’m in absolute awe seeing this––I’ve been a CKY fan since I was very, very young and I’d only ever seen one of these unopened on a display shelf before I was even a fan. I’d never seen the finish on the record before! Sick.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

maybe instead of getting mad at me when you come down the stairs to see a bowl of freshly churned butter on the island counter you should get mad at yourself for leaving a bowl of fresh cream out when you’re aware of my passions

[grawly]

my coworkers went to NYC over the weekend and brought me back this

[grawly]

[onnihopedream]

[regicide1997]

[flopkween]

when u see a straight boy coming towards you with a hoverboard

[thechosenjuan]

honestly a good partner isn’t necessarily someone who loves the exact same things you love but rather someone who is willing to listen to you ramble on and on about a particular subject that you’re passionate about even if they have little to no interest in it

[personaglitch]

Teach girls it’s okay to not want kids. Or even like them. That they can be functional people without being a mother. That deciding into their 30s they want kids isnt bad and they’re not “too old.” Teach girls that they don’t have to sell their youth to kids. Because motherhood isn’t for everyone. And we need to stop acting like it is.

[halalcocaine]

there she goes again, daydreaming about her future house and how she’ll decorate it knowing she can’t afford a house in this economy ever. and by she i mean me.