Death: Life's Best Joke

"I've killed your girlfriend, poisoned Gotham, and hell, it's not even breakfast! But so what, we all know you'll save me." [Joker roleplay blog affiliated with Citta-Alveare]

[hidden-inthesound]

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Carol of the Bells (Joker’s Theme) — Christopher Drake — Batman: Arkham Origins OST

[marvelholic]

"Now I understand. There are no chance encounters. It was all meant to be."

[jokeeerr]

"Perhaps this is a man that you don’t fully understand either …"

[jokerology]

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[rev0ltingy0uth]

"How does it feel to stand on the very stones that ran with your parent’s blood? Do you feel sad? Full of rage? Or does that outfit help you bury your feelings? Hiding your true self You’re truly an extraordinary specimen; I look forward to breaking you.”

[paarrriiiisssss]

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Why Would You Save…Me?| Christopher Drake

“Now…Why? Why? Why would you do that? Newsflash: I’m the one who’s trying to kill you.

[tevinters]

 I am the reason the criminals breathe easier when the sun rises.

[snowbigby]

batman: arkham origins › game over 

[assaultdance]

"Fresh meat?" Oh, you’ve got her attention now. She’s taken it literally, and she gets way too excited about human food. Totally ignores the joke where is the food.

[psychopathicgrin-blog]

"You heard me right, tonight only we have a spectacular fresh meat platter just for the old boys! I'll have to give them the fancy Arkham initiation, They likely won't all survive, but hey its good and fun!" HE doesn't really care that the other took him literally, since he gets to ramble on and have fun.

[mouldilocks]

"I’m going to grow grey hairs just by being around you."

[psychopathicgrin-blog]

"You should try growing some green hairs, they make you smile."

[mouldilocks]

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[mouldilocks]

"Shut up."

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[psychopathicgrin-blog]

"Today just feels like one of those days. I had a nice break from the world, and now the clown is around to take over the town! I've even got a little list of things to do. Save the princess, defeat the knight, and finally take out the boss! It'll be a good fancy Super Joker Bros game, starring the greatest clown around."

[psychopathicgrin-blog]

"S'mores? I was hoping for a box of fancy Lucky Charms, but I guess I wasn't sweet enough on the guards to catch the leprechaun. Oh well, I'll make sure to tell Dick that his treat was magically delicious!"

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[psychopathicgrin-blog]

Izaaaayyyaaaa you're first patient is ready to see you now. Be prepared, he has a lot of issues to sift through, so its going to take more than one visit.