PsychoticAuthor Presents:

Just me struggling with absolutely everything, but that’s okay. I’ll make it out in one piece. I go by Dixie, she/her, Pisces, and a proud closeted bisexual. Come over to https://short-stories-psychotic-author.tumblr.com to see my writing blog!

[mayakern]

bubbles!

you can see the painting process here

[mayakern]

[psychoticauthor]

mkay but hear me out? oliver wood

[fishtrouts]

This one is for all the siblings out there.. My condolences.

[macgyvermedical]

Took me until about halfway through college before I realized “study” means “play with the material in a variety of ways until you understand it” and not just “read the assigned chapters and do the homework” and I think that probably should have been discussed at some point prior to that.

[cloysterbell]

If I walk into a Subway and ask them to make me a grilled cheese, do you think they’d do it?

[enginaero]

Try phrasing it like “American cheese on six-inch Italian bread, toasted”

[cloysterbell]

Good news:

[cloysterbell]

Every time I think this post has died, someone brings it back and I am forced to relive possibly the worst sandwich I’ve ever eaten

[partywithponies]

Wonka is a thrilling and heartwarming tale about 5 mentally ill and neurodivergent adults and an abused child destroying the lives and careers of 3 billionaires in order to achieve one man's dream to resurrect the dead and legalise maladaptive daydreaming.

[brothertedd-deactivated20240822]

[thewickedwilds]

Me when its 1 day after Halloween and the capitalists are already blasting the christmas sale commercials

[cannastop-deactivated20240304]

[imperial-nuisance-rudje]

#she ain't a gold digger#she has been there since you were a kid#she is an investor#a stakeholder

[bigscaryd]

Not a gold-digger but a gem-cutter.

[bubblegumbeaches]

oh if only I was a wealthy socialite in an unrealistic period piece

[adventures-or-death]

The tree in our front yard blooms the most beautiful flowers.

[moringmark]

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[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

FINE! I'll do it myself

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Why did 12 people reblog this today??? IT IS ONLY AUGUST!!!

[darker-than-darkstorm]

According to this site, August 1 is the first day of Halloween.

[the-haiku-bot]

According to this

site, August 1 is the first

day of Halloween.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[moringmark]

[cozyautumnspices]