to not be bored

[terezis]

rip in fuckin peace u beautiful bastard

[kristina100000]

wtf is this rejection letter im crying

[stealthboy]

im so cluckin sorry

[drag-on-dra-goon]

Looks like someone got cluckolded

[just-shower-thoughts]

Don’t use the restroom in your dreams. It’s a set up.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The most overreacted to thing in life is Hawaiian pizza.

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s weird to think that your co-workers might be faking their personalities as much as you are.

[just-shower-thoughts]

People sentenced to house arrest last year really lucked out timing wise

[just-shower-thoughts]

If companies continue to work people longer hours for less and less money, no one will have disposable income to spend on the products and services companies offer.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

daffodils are so suspicious. popping up sinisterly overnight like cheerful yellow headstones. what do they want from us? yellow is the creepiest color

[just-shower-thoughts]

Faking your own death is the only way to know who would come to your funeral and also assuring no one would come to your actual funeral.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Taking down “lost pet” signs is either a great moment or a terrible one

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s really unfortunate we’re at our sexual prime at an age where we’re nowhere near mature enough to have children

[just-shower-thoughts]

Most people have trouble understanding how anyone could stay in an abusive relationship, but no one ever questions staying at a job they hate.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Red and green are really poor choices for the two important colors on a stoplight considering they’re the two colors most colorblind people can’t tell apart.

[hungwy]

another internet thing kids wont experience is toolbar stacking:

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

This shit was barbaric even for 2001

[seabassapologist]

You can just feel the presence of computer viruses in these pictures

[just-shower-thoughts]

The more you start to understand life, the less you enjoy it..

[just-shower-thoughts]

A more gender neutral version of “basic bitch” could be “alkaline asshole”.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The problem isn’t that robots are taking over our jobs, the problem is that we’ve created a world where that’s somehow a bad thing.