I am the alpha... I don't need anyone else to believe in me... I don't settle... I work a lot... I love to meet people... Some people play hard to get, I play hard to want... I have more tattoo's than you... I love horror movies, smoking, and drinking... In that order... I smoke Marlboro reds for a reason... Yes that's a naked woman on my arm... No you may not lick her... I cannot type fast... I firmly believe that you have to walk before you can crawl... I believe pain is the only true teacher... I have made people cry at karaoke, in both good and bad ways... I can help you move mountains... I move mountains by myself... There are three degrees of separation between me and Kevin Bacon... I know more about horror movies than you... If I start it, it will get finished... If someone else starts it, I will finish it... DO NOT touch my nose... If I can make you uncomfortable, its working... I say what I mean and mean everything I say... I know the difference between telling you what you need to hear, what you want to hear, and the truth, each one has its time... I want platinum fangs... I always have enough cash to cover you... I have to piss right now, as your reading this... There has been one book written about me so far, the next one will be more negative and way more popular, and better... I will survive a zombie apocalypse, and yes i'll save you too...
1. Have a firm handshake.
2. Look people in the eye.
3. Sing in the shower.
4. Own a great stereo system.
5. If in a fight, hit first and hit hard.
6. Keep secrets.
7. Never give up on anybody. Miracles happen everyday.
8. Always accept an outstretched hand.
9. Be brave. Even if youâre not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference.
10. Whistle.
11. Avoid sarcastic remarks.
12. Choose your lifeâs mate carefully. From this one decision will come 90 per cent of all your happiness or misery.
13. Make it a habit to do nice things for people who will never find out.
14. Lend only those books you never care to see again.
15. Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all that they have.
16. When playing games with children, let them win.
17. Give people a second chance, but not a third.
18. Be romantic.
19. Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know.
20. Loosen up. Relax. Except for rare life-and-death matters, nothing is as important as it first seems.
21. Donât allow the phone to interrupt important moments. Itâs there for our convenience, not the callerâs.
22. Be a good loser.
23. Be a good winner.
24. Think twice before burdening a friend with a secret.
25. When someone hugs you, let them be the first to let go.
26. Be modest. A lot was accomplished before you were born.
27. Keep it simple.
28. Beware of the person who has nothing to lose.
29. Donât burn bridges. Youâll be surprised how many times you have to cross the same river.
30. Live your life so that your epitaph could read, No Regrets
31. Be bold and courageous. When you look back on life, youâll regret the things you didnât do more than the ones you did.
32. Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them.
33. Remember no one makes it alone. Have a grateful heart and be quick to acknowledge those who helped you.
34. Take charge of your attitude. Donât let someone else choose it for you.
35. Visit friends and relatives when they are in hospital; you need only stay a few minutes.
36. Begin each day with some of your favourite music.
37. Once in a while, take the scenic route.
38. Send a lot of Valentine cards. Sign them, âSomeone who thinks youâre terrific.â
39. Answer the phone with enthusiasm and energy in your voice.
40. Keep a note pad and pencil on your bed-side table. Million-dollar ideas sometimes strike at 3 a.m.
41. Show respect for everyone who works for a living, regardless of how trivial their job.
42. Send your loved ones flowers. Think of a reason later.
43. Make someoneâs day by paying the toll for the person in the car behind you.
44. Become someoneâs hero.
45. Marry only for love.
46. Count your blessings.
47. Compliment the meal when youâre a guest in someoneâs home.
48. Wave at the children on a school bus.
49. Remember that 80 per cent of the success in any job is based on your ability to deal with people.
50. Donât expect life to be fair
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