Not Even Remotely Bird Like

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[zisnotabird]

Hey you!

Yeah, you!

Do you like Tavs?

Sure you do!

Then come on down to AO3 and read my newest fic, The Odds Are Cast Anew, to hear these fools stories!

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[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[what-even-is-thiss]

As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

[what-even-is-thiss]

Applies to everything from BDSM parties to your sister’s godawful interior design choices to weird bachelor pad meals eaten over a sink.

Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.

[autumngracy]

[at-the-end-of-all]

has anyone done this yet idk?

[drtanner]

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you

[switchblade-dragon]

Hey yeah so this post literally kept me alive for like 6 months. Thank you. And OP is so right. Everyone on this island became my best friends. And guess what? Now they can't wait to meet *you* and they talk about you every single day.

[zisnotabird]

Winner winner!! Just found out I genuinely am Missing the Vitamin and it may explain why I’m tired and achey literally all the time

[gorlicberd]

my brain is only these two right now. only rabbot.

[paperplateprose]

not now kitten. daddy's realizing that the scene he invested 1000 words into could be significantly improved but only if he started over from scratch

[paperplateprose]

writing challenge!

open up your document and put words in it

[shillanov]

u know what i fucking love. is that it's so clear that many of us have important full time jobs. yet you can see us here on tumblr throughout the work day posting about the most unhinged shit possible. like we're really out here going to a meeting then coming back to tumblr like "shane drippy big dick bouncing on that thang" before running back to another meeting like Hi Linda yes I talked to the team earlier and we're ready to send the documents over. How was your weekend

[oldandcrusty]

Bg3 hot take: Jaheira is not a grandma companion. She's That Bitch and you occupy half a paragraph in her 600-page biography.

Old woman ≠ grandma.

[tiredtortoise]

[josilverdragon]

"The horrors persist but so do libraries, books, iced coffee, sunsets, trees, the word 'fuck', the moon and the sea."

[ravenclaw-timelord]

Taylor Tomlinson: Prodigal Daughter (2026)

[jackabbot]

this show is a comedy

[non-binary-laurie-strode]

You’ve been hit by 🔪

You’ve been struck by 🔪

A Roman Senator 🔪🔪🔪

[iamfuckingweeping]

CAESER ARE YOU OKAY

ARE YOU OKAY CEASER

[pixelartpeach]

[pixelartpeach]

[ryukiki]

[phantomrose96]

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[zisnotabird]

Robby is planning on killing himself and it seems his self hatred goes so deep he intends to kill any part of himself that exists within everyone he knows and cares about.