๐ฐ WELCOME TO THE OFFICIAL
G'day, investors, customers, future victims, and random lurkers.
You've just entered the headquarters of the most successful family in Hell. Whether you're here for business, gossip, family drama, or terrible financial advice, you've come to the right place.
Meet the team.
๐ฐ MAMMON๐ฐ
Founder, CEO, and self-proclaimed greatest businessman alive.
Patriarch of the family, businessman, and owner of just about every dodgy and legitimate venture you can think of. If thereโs a deal to be made or money to be earned, heโs already three steps ahead.
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Mammonโs wife and the one keeping the whole bloody operation from falling apart. While others chase chaos, sheโs usually the one making sure things stay functionalโฆ or at least survivable.
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Once tried to be what was expected. Now sheโs figuring out who she actually is. Sharp tongue, sharper humor, and a habit of reinventing herself whenever she feels trapped.
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Sweet voice, perfect smile, deeply unsettling stare. Obsessed with her father and her collection of dolls. She loves youโฆ probably. That might be worse.
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Calm, refined, and annoyingly intelligent. Handles strategy and structure like itโs second nature. Thinks he could run things better than Mammon. Big Mistake.
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Big, soft, and dangerously strong. Looks intimidating, acts like a teddy bear. Probably crying somewhere or breaking a wall by accident.
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Smooth talker, professional liar, and walking sales pitch. If youโve ever bought something you didnโt need, thereโs a decent chance it was him.
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You donโt notice her until itโs too late. Always watching. Always remembering. Nobody really knows what sheโs thinkingโฆ which is exactly the problem.
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Loud, reckless, brilliant. Lives like rules are optional suggestions. If something explodes, it was either an accident or art.
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