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Julius Tweezer | various things blogged here | she/her/he | 22

[psychymify]

⋆˚꩜｡Julius | 20s | she/her/he⋆˚꩜｡

Hello! Welcome to my blog.

This blog includes a variety of random bullshit. Some of this random bullshit includes, but is not limited to: classical literature (particularly Russian and Ukrainian), soviet history, Marxism, feminism, Resident Evil, JJBA, Disco Elysium, film (#cinephile), Homestuck, Undertale/Deltarune, Hades, Hylics, OFF, Yume Nikki, photography, Regretevator, Phighting, Gorillaz, industrial music, Car Seat Headrest and many other things

I don't do DMs (I am a very busy college student and I don't wanna be rude taking forever to reply) but I am down to make mutuals anytime!

I use Lightroom, Photoshop, SNOW, and Phonto for my edits; art is done on Clip Studio Paint

My tag for my thoughts is thus spoke julius tweezer

[orcboxer]

my elf roommate: *smoking a caterpillar*

me: Are you fucking kidding me Larius I told you to do that outside, now it's gonna smell like ass in here all day

my elf roommate: *puffs a perfect ring of smoke* What Is A Day In A Life That Lasts Centuries?

me: not everybody lives as long as you dude. put that thing away

my elf roommate: That Is Not What Thy Mother Said

me: hilarious

my elf roommate: Hello

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[not100bees]

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

[senatortedcruz]

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

[raccoonmilf]

Why does my dad text like this??? Who taught him this??

[hyumjim]

Grok-generated image of a toaster with a bikini on it, to which Elon Musk "couldn't stop laughing".

[tamattuta]

yep

[swarnpert]

mao zedong shirt in the live action scooby doo movie

[yossyislandd]

you can bet your ass if completely custom genitalia were a cheap and easy thing i would have a strange and unusual pussy situation

[yossyislandd]

gynecologists HATE this one for its bioluminescent oyster pussy

[homunculus-argument]

In salt & vinegar flavour.

[saturn-flowr]

slime teacher: I want this essay in 12 point font Slimes New Roman

[koboldening]

Robber teacher: I want this essay in 12 point font Crimes New Roman

[nugget-gender]

wall teacher: i want this essay in 12 point font Climbs New Roman

[mx-m29]

citrus teacher: i want this essay in 12 point font Limes New Roman

[forgotn1]

poetry teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Rhymes New Roman

[loumner]

horology teacher: i want this essay in 12 point times new roman

[cellaspider]

Mime teacher:

[mildlybizarrecorvid]

herb teacher: i want this essay in 12 point Thymes New Roman

[minervakarsh]

Dirt teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Grimes New Roman

[hyperoperationfractallisation]

Calculus teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Primes New Roman

[skyporf]

aviation teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Flies New Roman

[shreekofjoy]

Finance teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Dimes New Roman

[squizmo333]

History teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Times Old Roman

[the-haiku-bot]

History teacher:

I want this essay in 12

point Times Old Roman

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[psychymify]

Culinary teacher: I want this essay in 12 point Brine New Roman

[homunculus-argument]

There's a direct correlation between how embarrassing and/or undignified some specific cause of death would be, and how much potential it has for a cool name for a punk band. Consider:

human error

sheer incompetence

rabid pigeons

liquid shits

drowned in shit

chainsaw castration

chinchilla attack

autoerotic electrocution

[sergal]

everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters

[sergal]

Oh My God Damn

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[psychymify]

I cannot get over these frames of Willard (Martin Sheen) in Apocalypse Now. So gongus

[psychymify]

Fantastic notes

[nigelgraz]

10 minutes --> 3 hours

[fandaniel]

what the fuck

[fandaniel]

been in my head for days

[shencomix]