alex

✮- redriflez.straw.page -✮- "there is no way to tell his story without telling my own, and if his story is really a confession, then so is mine." -✮

[redriflez]

"is there even a fandom for apocalypse now--"

[beemovieerotica]

[redriflez]

i am sorry for not drawing and posting very much. ive just been feeling like shit mentally for a while im sorry i hope you all can understand

[drtrinitysantos]

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.

[juziful]

private pyle is so cute

[senatortedcruz]

Wonderful photo

[hotvampireadjacent]

Um

[homunculus-argument]

There's this one specific interaction on reddit that I wouldn't call "infamous" but I also know that everyone who knows it knows it by the punchline, so in order to not ruin it for the ones who haven't, I'm just going to talk all of you through it as I'm saying this.

The beauty of it is that you could place that exact same dialogue into any time and place in human history and it would make just as much sense, you could have it as a conversation between sailors in a 1600s ship, a group of bronze-age warriors cleaning their weapons, stone age hunters walking home from a hunt, or a bunch of 21st century redditors on the internet, and it would hit just as splendidly.

There was this conversation about if you could have sex with any specific person from any time through human history, which one would you choose? Famous legendary lovers were brought up, queens, emperors and such were popular, might as well fuck Rasputin just to see what the hype was all about, the kind of answers one would expect.

Then some guy said he would choose his own late wife. He went on to talk about how brutal it is, that you might find the love of your life, but there's no promise that this life couldn't be suddenly cut short. That his body aches for hers and how there isn't much he wouldn't do for one more opportunity to make love to her one last time.

Now, I'd like you to imagine a pause in the conversation. A solemn, contemplative moment of silence, with several of the people present nodding in agreement that this is indeed the finest answer - it wasn't a competition, but there's no doing better than that.

And then someone breaks this solemn silence and says:

"I also choose this guy's dead wife."

[despazito]

the official white house twitter account just posted an ai trump vance parody of the full rick and morty intro

[chinesecentury]

Is there a gofundme for the iranian ballistic missile programme

[grox]

[fairycosmos]

you couldnt imagine what it was like to be 10 years old and listen to radioactive by imagine dragons

[fairycosmos]

its … it’s almost like it was enough to make your systems blow

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[redriflez]

camouflage

[eldritch-lesbians]

maybe if you went to the valley of the soul and read the wisdom on the ancient scrolls then you'd feel better

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[redriflez]

this is getting serious guys

[mismedleym]

three unbound