Siena

“I was yours till death, if you cared to keep me once” 🇵🇸 Starkid mostly takes up storage in my brain

[animentality]

[pubeplucker0]

This but it’s ikea hot dog

[animentality]

[targetedknowledge]

[kamruna]

requesting a physical

Plsease

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i can’t escape from instinctively saying shit like “im gonna shake a tower”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

oh “meeking a smee” made me feel like i was being fucking tazed

[cheaphalloweencostume]

theres a lot of people on this website who dont realize their dad is a gnome

[darkcomedies]

a lot of rpf can be explained by the fact that actors are all like that with each other constantly but i never want to say that on here because it feels like telling a 7-year-old santa isn’t real

[darkcomedies]

actors hanging off of each other constantly isn’t a sign that they’re fucking it’s a sign that they were once in a BFA program and never relearned normal boundaries. when actors are fucking and it’s complicated they won’t even stand in the same room with each other.

[smytherines]

I don't bother with quibbling about top/bottom or sub/dom shit when it comes to curtwen. The only roles I'm truly locked into with them is that curt is the driver and owen is the passenger princess

[celestedoesarttm]

Forever? Whatever.

@saf-10-years, for the prompt “regret”

[cetitanhasmoved]

[seabassapologist]

[cozy-stardust]

Imagine Grace defined his name as the elegance definition of grace and Rocky spends years thinking how fucking ironic this clumsy leaky space blobs name is.

Until Grace slips out a sentence along the lines of "could you give me a little grace here" and Rocky immediately points out he used a word wrong so Grace has to explain that yeah, grace means elegance but it can also mean mercy sometimes too.

And Rocky has to suddenly reconcile that the clumsy leaky blob that saved his life twice, that almost certainly doomed himself to come back for him, name is Mercy.

[phanerozoicfossilgardener]

As a writer I need everyone to know that whenever I write "exchanged glances" my intent is this

[pubeplucker0]

“First time being tortured…kinda nervous 😬”

Curt probably

[smytherines]

been offline for a while because I was starting to think maybe the spies fixation was fading, but then I woke up this morning and saw this and yep I am still afflicted

[szollibisz]

happy pride month to whatever these two had going on

@saf-10-years day 7-8 "mindless"

[smytherines]

I got a joey cameo, and he specified this was headcanon stuff, but he said that owen probably had a great relationship with mrs. mega, that mrs. mega loved him. That she was totally oblivious and thought owen was just curt's "really nice friend who dresses really well" who is "always coming home," and that they were hanging out down in the rumpus room. So that's cute

[smytherines]

I got a joey cameo, and he specified this was headcanon stuff, but he said that owen probably had a great relationship with mrs. mega, that mrs. mega loved him. That she was totally oblivious and thought owen was just curt's "really nice friend who dresses really well" who is "always coming home," and that they were hanging out down in the rumpus room. So that's cute

[alanrobertmassey]

"But not yet, Please" from my debut poetry collection Clean Afternoon Love