Puck

Puck role play side blog

[puck-the-elfberzerk]

Hi I'm puck

I found this rectangle thing. I think it's called a smart phone and it has this thing called internet.

I have no idea how old I am

Elf companion of @thatbrandedswordsman

I came on Tumblr to spread joy and Whimsy; elfs are good luck ya know?

I want to make more friends :)

Asks welcome just keep it sfw

No discourse or politics please, I am simply a silly little guy

All posts will be made in character unless otherwise specified

[griffgutsbaby]

@thatbrandedswordsman I may have two deadbeat dads but I stay smiling!

[thatbrandedswordsman]

Tch. Brat. Whaddaya want? To play catch or some dumb shit?

[griffgutsbaby]

Well...if you're offering...

[thatbrandedswordsman]

I throw Puck at ya, you catch.

[puck-the-elfberzerk]

No! wait! please don't throw me again!

[thatbrandedswordsman]

Tch. And you say I’m no fun.

[puck-the-elfberzerk]

Why are you always picking on me :(

[griffgutsbaby]

@thatbrandedswordsman I may have two deadbeat dads but I stay smiling!

[thatbrandedswordsman]

Tch. Brat. Whaddaya want? To play catch or some dumb shit?

[griffgutsbaby]

Well...if you're offering...

[thatbrandedswordsman]

I throw Puck at ya, you catch.

[puck-the-elfberzerk]

No! wait! please don't throw me again!

[puck-the-elfberzerk]

I asked @thatbrandedswordsman if he was having a good day and he told me he never felt joy in his entire life. I thought that was really sad so I'm thinking of a way to make him smile

[thatbrandedswordsman]

Tch. Better?

[puck-the-elfberzerk]

That doesn't look like a happy smile (　:ﾟ皿ﾟ)

[thatbrandedswordsman]

Ya said “smile.” Never said “happy.”

[puck-the-elfberzerk]

(。･´д`･。)

[puck-the-elfberzerk]

I asked @thatbrandedswordsman if he was having a good day and he told me he never felt joy in his entire life. I thought that was really sad so I'm thinking of a way to make him smile

[thatbrandedswordsman]

Tch. Better?

[puck-the-elfberzerk]

That doesn't look like a happy smile (　:ﾟ皿ﾟ)

[puck-the-elfberzerk]

I asked @thatbrandedswordsman if he was having a good day and he told me he never felt joy in his entire life. I thought that was really sad so I'm thinking of a way to make him smile

[lil-soda]

[puck-the-elfberzerk]

BECHI :D

[lil-soda]

[puck-the-elfberzerk]

It's me :D

[thatbrandedswordsman]

@puck-the-elfberzerk. Not that I give a fuck, but... where are the other elves?

[puck-the-elfberzerk]

Yes. That's a whole island of elfs where I have many elf friends and my elf brothers. :D

[thatbrandedswordsman]

Why ain’t ya with ‘em then? Don’t ya… miss em?

[puck-the-elfberzerk]

Everything was so perfect I got bored

[thatbrandedswordsman]

@puck-the-elfberzerk. Not that I give a fuck, but... where are the other elves?

[puck-the-elfberzerk]

Yes. That's a whole island of elfs where I have many elf friends and my elf brothers. :D

[puck-the-elfberzerk]

I um...I uh...I um...I forgot what I was gonna say

[thatbrandedswordsman]

'course ya did. did you get the directions to the village or didn't ya?

[puck-the-elfberzerk]

I um...I'm sorry...I forgor. Please don't be mad at me

[thatbrandedswordsman]

Tch. Fuckin’ course ya did.

Did ya get the water?

[puck-the-elfberzerk]

Yep I got water

*hands over flask*

[thatbrandedswordsman]

that... ain't water Puck.

[puck-the-elfberzerk]

What...what is it then

[thatbrandedswordsman]

Tastes like… fruit?

[puck-the-elfberzerk]

Ohh...that's right. I accidentally i picked up some juice instead of water. Oopsie daisy.

[tortured-griffith]

He pulls up to my tent TITS to his CHIN and has the nerve to tell me "Oh, it's lightly lined~" ...BITCH!!

[thatbrandedswordsman]

WHERE ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO REST MY HEAD?

[tortured-griffith]

In my arms ☆⌒(ゝ。∂)

*tries to lean seductively on my side but my humerus shatters under the weight*

[thatbrandedswordsman]

*scoops you up, balancing your helmet on my completely natural and very lightly lined indeed chest* tch. Fuck's sake, how 'bout ya rest here before I gotta call someone.

[puck-the-elfberzerk]

*flies in*

Am I interrupting anything?

[puck-the-elfberzerk]

I um...I uh...I um...I forgot what I was gonna say

[thatbrandedswordsman]

'course ya did. did you get the directions to the village or didn't ya?

[puck-the-elfberzerk]

I um...I'm sorry...I forgor. Please don't be mad at me

[thatbrandedswordsman]

Tch. Fuckin’ course ya did.

Did ya get the water?

[puck-the-elfberzerk]

Yep I got water

*hands over flask*

[thatbrandedswordsman]

that... ain't water Puck.

[puck-the-elfberzerk]

What...what is it then

[puck-the-elfberzerk]

I um...I uh...I um...I forgot what I was gonna say

[thatbrandedswordsman]

'course ya did. did you get the directions to the village or didn't ya?

[puck-the-elfberzerk]

I um...I'm sorry...I forgor. Please don't be mad at me

[thatbrandedswordsman]

Tch. Fuckin’ course ya did.

Did ya get the water?

[puck-the-elfberzerk]

Yep I got water

*hands over flask*

[puck-the-elfberzerk]

I um...I uh...I um...I forgot what I was gonna say

[thatbrandedswordsman]

'course ya did. did you get the directions to the village or didn't ya?

[puck-the-elfberzerk]

I um...I'm sorry...I forgor. Please don't be mad at me

[quakeroaksguy]

I’ve been reading berserk and where the fuck did Puck go? He needs to get put back into the party fr

[puck-the-elfberzerk]

I'm right here

[puck-the-elfberzerk]

I think I figured out what yaoi is. Yaoi is when two men kiss right? Or am I missing something?