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PUCK - HE/ITS - PROBABLY CUPID WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT YOU'RE WELCOME. || Dependent Fae! Karkat for Mythosbent || || M!A: None || || written by DJ ||

[puckass-blog1]

A FREELANCE PILOT?

LIKE YOU FLY PLANES ON A COMMISSION BASIS? THATS GOTTA BE PRETTY DIFFICULT.

[aarcadien]

Salvador Dali – Ménagère (Cutlery Set) 1957

Six pieces (silver-gilt) comprising of two forks, two knives and two enameled spoons.

[fletchingarrows]

this is the most perfect set of utensils i have ever seen. they were definitely commissioned by the queen of faerie.

[thecmachy-blog]

puckass:

I ONLY BLESS THOSE WHO HAVE DONE ME A FAVOR. A SOLID, IF YOU WILL.

YOU ARE FRUSTRATING, I AM BEING DISINGENUOUS FOR THE SAKE OF HUMOR, AS IS CUSTOM AMONGST YOU HUMANS, AND YOU TAKE MY WORDS AND ACT LIKE THEYRE REAL. GET WITH THE HUMAN PROGRAM, I AM SPEAKING A GAFF.

Relatable.

And I know. It’s why I’m doing it.

[puckass-blog1]

ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU WERE ALSO BEING DISINGENUOUS FOR THE SAKE OF HUMOR, IN RESPONSE TO MY OWN DISINGENUITY? THATS BRILLIANT.

[crankycrabisdone]

puckass

YEAH THERES A REASON PEOPLE CALL ME PUCK ITS BECAUSE I MAKE GOOD ROMANTIC DECISIONS ON THEIR BEHALF ON THE SEMI-REGULAR AMONG OTHER THINGS

THATS GOOD THAT YOU HAVE GOOD KIDS

THERE IS A WORD FOR THAT? I DID NOT KNOW.

IT IS FUCKING *AMAZING* THAT I HAVE KIDS THAT CONSTANTLY SEEK TO SWARM ME AND IT’S HONESTLY BLOODPUSHER WARMING WHENEVER I GET TO PLAY THE DEFEATED DAD AT THE END OF THEIR SWARM.

[puckass-blog1]

NO THERE ISNT A WORD! IM PRACTICALLY A HISTORICAL FIGURE. YOU KNOW, PUCK, FROM MIDSUMMER NIGHTS DREAM, THE MISCHIEVOUS FAE THAT MEDDLES IN HUMAN AFFAIRS. SOME OF MY BEST GODDAMN WORD RIGHT THERE. 

BLOODPUSHER WARMING. WILD. BUT YEAH AS I STATED BEFORE KIDS ARE THE ONLY GOOD THING, AT ALL, EVER. ITS A GOOD THING YOU APPRECIATE THEM.

[confusedviirgo-blog]

puckass:

EVERYTHING YOU JUST SAID IS HORRIFYING WHERE IN THE WORLD DO YOU LIVE

Under The Surface In Skaia But Im Thinking That Its Probably Very Different For You Considering Your Reaction Its Absolutely Normal For Me Though As I Pretty Much Exist Without The Sun

[puckass-blog1]

WELL IF THERE’S ANY SILVER LINING IN THAT EQUATION ITS THAT YOU’LL NEVER TAKE THE SUN FOR GRANTED

I FEEL MANY MORTALS HERE UNDERVALUE IT SO IT’S REFRESHING TO SEE OTHERWISE.

NOTWITHSTANDING, IVE NEVER HEARD OF SKAIA BUT IF NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO ACCESS THE SUN IM NOT SURE I’D EVER FIND MYSELF THERE

[confusedviirgo-blog]

puckass:

WHAT? DO YOU NOT GET TO SEE THE SUN? HOW DO YOU RAISE HAPPY CHILDREN IF THEYVE NEVER SEEN THE SUN? KIDS NEED THE SUN TO BE HAPPY???

We Live Underground And All Of Us Save Our Empress Perhaps Have Never Seen It Its Okay Though I Am Excited To Start A Garden Up There On The Surface And Make Friends With Elves Assuming They Dont Murder Me

[puckass-blog1]

EVERYTHING YOU JUST SAID IS HORRIFYING WHERE IN THE WORLD DO YOU LIVE

[ghost-on-the-wind-blog]

@puckass @scavengingspider @genesisofsupernova

hey, thanks for the follow! the name’s john, nice to meet all of you!

[puckass-blog1]

HI JOHN IM PUCK AND I DOUBT YOULL THINK ITS NICE TO MEET ME AFTER GETTING TO KNOW ME

[ghost-on-the-wind-blog]

well, i kinda doubt that, but okay! puck, huh? that’s an interesting name!

[puckass-blog1]

SO IVE BEEN TOLD IN EVERY OTHER CONVERSATION IVE HAD TODAY

JOHN, CONVERSELY, IS NOT AN INTERESTING NAME, BUT I WONT HOLD THAT AGAINST YOU. IM SURE YOURE AN INTERESTING PERSON IN SOME WAY.

[confusedviirgo-blog]

puckass:

NOW THATS A DESIRE I DONT PARTICULARLY FEEL KINDERED TO, BUT LAUDABLE NONETHELESS. BEST OF LUCK TO YOU.

Right Now Though I Have An Important Task To Do For Our Empress  Im Very Excited For Little Ones To Finally See The Sun With Us

[puckass-blog1]

WHAT? DO YOU NOT GET TO SEE THE SUN? HOW DO YOU RAISE HAPPY CHILDREN IF THEYVE NEVER SEEN THE SUN? KIDS NEED THE SUN TO BE HAPPY???

[confusedviirgo-blog]

puckass:

CHILDREN ARE THE ONLY THING IN THIS WORLD THATS GOOD SO IM GLAD ADULTS LIKE YOU ARE LOOKING OUT FOR THEM.

They Are So Sweet And Lovely  One Day Id Like To Have My Own And Watch Them Grow But For Now Im Happy Raising The Future Generation

[puckass-blog1]

NOW THATS A DESIRE I DONT PARTICULARLY FEEL KINDERED TO, BUT LAUDABLE NONETHELESS. BEST OF LUCK TO YOU.

[confusedviirgo-blog]

puckass:

THANK YOU

WOW THATS LIKE. BLESSED, RIGHT THERE. PUREST FORM OF ANYTHING. SO YOURE LIKE A MIDWIFE? KIND OF?

Youre Welcome

Yes  As Well As Education For Underground Drow Children  I Enjoy What I Do And The Children Are Always Wonderful To Watch and Be Around

[puckass-blog1]

CHILDREN ARE THE ONLY THING IN THIS WORLD THATS GOOD SO IM GLAD ADULTS LIKE YOU ARE LOOKING OUT FOR THEM.

[thecmachy-blog]

puckass:

YOU MIGHT BE A FAE AT HEART. THATS A THING. KINDERED SPIRITS OR WHATEVER, HONORARY FAE, AND HUMANS WHO ARE BLESSED BY FAE. THATS ALL A THING.

IDK BECAUSE I LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE OWE ME. AND YOURE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING RIGHT IM NOT GETTING IT BACK.

I’m not. I’m 100% human. Unless you’re doling out blessings.

That might be why people owe you money, if you’re so open with giving things away.

[puckass-blog1]

I ONLY BLESS THOSE WHO HAVE DONE ME A FAVOR. A SOLID, IF YOU WILL.

YOU ARE FRUSTRATING, I AM BEING DISINGENUOUS FOR THE SAKE OF HUMOR, AS IS CUSTOM AMONGST YOU HUMANS, AND YOU TAKE MY WORDS AND ACT LIKE THEYRE REAL. GET WITH THE HUMAN PROGRAM, I AM SPEAKING A GAFF.

[ghost-on-the-wind-blog]

@puckass @scavengingspider @genesisofsupernova

hey, thanks for the follow! the name’s john, nice to meet all of you!

[puckass-blog1]

HI JOHN IM PUCK AND I DOUBT YOULL THINK ITS NICE TO MEET ME AFTER GETTING TO KNOW ME

[crankycrabisdone]

puckass

WELL FUCK THAT WAS SWIFT. SALUTATIONS NEW FOLLOWERS MY NAMES KARKAT BUT MOST PEOPLE CALL ME PUCK. I USE HE/HIM AND IT/ITS PRONOUNS. NONE OF THE LISTED REFERENCES TO MOI ARE PREFERRED OVER THE OTHERS. I LIKE SHAKESPEARE AND GIVING UN-ASKED-FOR RELATIONSHIP ADVICE. WHATS GOOD?

IS THERE A REASON OTHER CALL YOU PUCK? LIKE THE HOCKEY THING? MY KIDS ARE GOOD, THAT’S WHAT IS GOOD.

[puckass-blog1]

YEAH THERES A REASON PEOPLE CALL ME PUCK ITS BECAUSE I MAKE GOOD ROMANTIC DECISIONS ON THEIR BEHALF ON THE SEMI-REGULAR AMONG OTHER THINGS

THATS GOOD THAT YOU HAVE GOOD KIDS

[confusedviirgo-blog]

puckass:

HI KANAYA IM PUCK

DO YOU WATCH DROW CHILDREN WHILE THEIR MOTHERS ARE GONE OFTEN? PROFESSIONALLY, EVEN? WOULD YOU SAY THAT YOU SIT FOR A YOUNGER CROWD, PERHAPS EVEN INFANT-LEVEL SITTING?

Puck Is A Nice Name

Not Often But Im Friends With Her And She Had To Go Do Something So Its A Temporary Thing I Help Mothers With Pre Birth And Then I Teach Older Children

[puckass-blog1]

THANK YOU

WOW THATS LIKE. BLESSED, RIGHT THERE. PUREST FORM OF ANYTHING. SO YOURE LIKE A MIDWIFE? KIND OF?

[thecmachy-blog]

puckass:

THAT WOULD BE INFURIATING IF I CARED A LITTLE MORE

AND YOU KNOW. FAE PRINCIPLES, WHICH BASICALLY ARE “DO EVERY SINGLE THING IN YOUR LIFE OF THE MOTIVATION PRIDE AND IF IT DOESNT WORK PUNISH WHOEVER WOUNDED YOUR EGO”. AT LEAST THATS HOW UNSEELIE WORKS. SEELIE ISNT THAT MUCH DIFFERENT BUT THERES REWARDS FOR STROKING FAE EGO SO. 

OH RIGHT WELL AS MENTIONED IM NOT HUMAN. I TRY MY BEST BUT IM LIKE KIND OF A FAERIE. BUT DIFFERENT IM NOT LIKE TINKERBELL AT ALL. FUCK TINKERBELL. BITCH OWES ME LIKE 50 CROATIAN DINARS

Just a little more.

Holy shit, I might just be fae. Depending on how much of the motivation is also out of spite alongside pride. Because let me tell you, I’ve never done a thing in my life that wasn’t spiteful in some manner.

What did you let her borrow it for? I don’t think you’re going to be getting your money back, homie.

[puckass-blog1]

YOU MIGHT BE A FAE AT HEART. THATS A THING. KINDERED SPIRITS OR WHATEVER, HONORARY FAE, AND HUMANS WHO ARE BLESSED BY FAE. THATS ALL A THING.

IDK BECAUSE I LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE OWE ME. AND YOURE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING RIGHT IM NOT GETTING IT BACK.

[windedheir]

puckass:

HOLY SHIT I ADORE EMPANADAS AND PLANTANOS THATS AMAZING AND IM A FAE. 

NOTHING IS GOING ON MY FRIENDS AND I ARE DISCUSSING POSSIBLY MAKING ONE OF MY FRIENDS EAT A SHARK.

i can make some for you if you want!!  dude have you ever cooked with sofrito? it smells so good!! ohh a fae? i’ve heard the word before but i’m not sure about what they are specifically.

omg. a whole shark?? dude if you do convince them, please videotape it. that sounds awesome.

[puckass-blog1]

I DONT THINK IVE EVER PERSONALLY USED IT BUT IVE HAD IT AND ENJOY IT. ITS KIND OF LIKE THE SAME GENERAL IDEA AS ANIMAL CLASSIFICATION? FAE WOULD BE THE KINGDOM, MOST FAE HAVE A CLASS OF SEELIE OR UNSEELIE, I HAVE NEITHER. ORDER TRICKSTER FAMILY FAERIE SPECIES PUKA??? KIND OF. OTHER FAE ARE DIFFERENT? THERE ARE NYMPHS AND FAUNS AND “DEMONS” AND PIXIES ECT. FAE IS THE COLLECTIVE NAME FOR THESE TYPES OF CREATURES.

I AM ABSOLUTELY NOT HAVING ANYBODY VIDEOTAPE THE MURDER OF AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL

[puckass-blog1]