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NOAH PUCKERMAN Yo, ladies and gays. You've reached casa alla Puckerstud, aka that hot trainer dudebro from KIP. If this is a wrong number then it's your lucky day, 'cause you'll be seeing all man meat, all the time. Name's Puck and anything else ain't gonna do so don't call me Noah unless you wanna lose a finger.

[puckazillaa]

sammytheranger:

Me! I haven’t gone yet and I need someone else to go to. Not because I’m afraid of ghost….and possible danger…more because…Well, I’m afraid of ghost.

I don’t blame you there, dudebro. Ghosts are weird as hell and so are the trainers that obsess over them, in my opinion. I wanna go a few times to kick some of the creeper trainers’ asses so I’ll keep you company and keep the weirdos away

[puckazillaa]

awildquinnappears:

As much as I’d love to take you up on that offer, I’m good. I’ve had enough of the tower for now and not to call your abs into question, because I’m sure they’re impressive, but I can’t see you having much of an effect on the ghosts. 

That’s just one of the many things that annoy me about ghost Pokemon. There ain’t go power or strength to show off. Not like my Pokemon, who are beefed up and can put up a show in a battle. Ghost Pokemon just kinda.. Float there and use mind control or smoke. Just creeps me out

[puckazillaa]

awildmadisonappears:

I totes already went with Jake, but I wouldn’t mind going back with you, too! I’m super happy that I caught Popple in there, but it would totes be nice to add an actual ghost Pokemon to my team, too.

I’m thinking of going there a few times after a run in with a creeper trainer that lurks around that place and having the strong need to kick all their asses back to whatever creepy hole they crawled out of. But yeah, I’ll go and keep you company. 

[puckazillaa]

lumioseberry:

I’ll admit that your ploys to get me to agree to sleep with you have gotten slightly more impressive, but I’m still not convinced that it would be more convenient for either of us to spar partially nude as opposed to just doing it with our clothes on. You put forth a valiant effort, though.

Raising the stakes? I like it. We’ll race before sundown! I’ve found that putting things on the line does a great deal of help in motivating people. No. If you win, I’ll consent to letting you take me to what you deem to be the ‘craziest’ college party, but if I win, you’ll have to join the Glee Club for the entire first term of this school year.

If you think my smart mouth is impressive, you should see me naked. But hey, I could probably write you an essay on how the human body moves more effectively and freely without being coated with layers of fabric. After all, ody science is kinda my thing.

Glee club? If I wasn’t so sure I’ll win for sure, I’d hesitate with this. But deal: you’re on. I’m staying on the training team though. 

[gavinpeakes]

Here I thought field trips would be lame

[puckazillaa]

toppercentageofjake:

Obviously need to make the most out of the opportunity right?

Guess I’ll just hide the beers with my clothes and tape the rest to the bottom of my bed or something. 

Definitely. After all, we are Puckerman men. Our shit is golden, bro.

That will do the trick, dude. I used to keep my strong shit with all my bathroom crap. What’s another bottle, right?

[puckazillaa]

cinnabarchang:

Is this your roundabout way of saying you’re scared of Ghost Pokemon, dude? I already checked it out with Rachel, but I’m sure you could find someone to go with you and keep you safe from the ghosties.

Nah, man.. I ain’t scared. They just annoy me and I wouldn’t want one on my team, is all.

[puckazillaa]

stuck-intheclouds:

Admit it, Puck. You’re scared.

I ain’t scared of nothin’. Everything about me is daddy sized, including my bravery.

[puckazillaa]

coordinatorelliott:

Oh my God, seriously? Do you have pictures of this? Because I will pay for those pictures. Not a whole lot, necessarily, but definitely enough to make it worth it. And well, yeah, I get that. I like Finn just fine, but I get the feeling he likes you too much to be a hardass?

No need to cash, dude. Though I try my best to pretend those pictures don’t exist, I clean up pretty good. You can see ‘em anytime.

But yeah.. He’s one of the coolest freaking guys I know, but he’s probably too nice for his own good. I gotta look out for him, or girls and other dudes will take advantage of it.

[puckazillaa]

mackenziejun:

You’re not saying that because you’re afraid of Ghost Pokemon, are you?

Of course not. Those little dudes might be hard to get back at, but I ain’t scared of anything. The trainers that hang around those places every day though? They give me the creeps

[puckazillaa]

celadonmarleyrose:

You haven’t? I’ve already been the the tower, but… it was a less than stellar experience. I’m thinking about going again, though I’ll be bringing a strong flashlight this time around.

You are? Well if you need someone to go with you.. Y’know, scare away all the creepers and weirdo trainers, you know who to call. I’d have to give you my number first, of course

[puckazillaa]

coordinatorelliott:

Well the Tower is actually pretty cool, you know. Maybe not my favorite thing but definitely a pretty cool place to go, at least. You’d probably be a pretty good bodyguard though. I’m shocked you don’t wanna chill around the tower, though. I can see a Honedge or something suiting you.

I have to admit, those guys are pretty fucking badass but I don’t think I got it in me to train ghost types. I’m all about power and muscle. I’m not saying I couldn’t, ‘cause the Puckerstud can do anything: I just think it ain’t my style.

[puckazillaa]

kip-kurt:

I would not recommend going. The Pokemon there are scary, and dead, and angry. I maintain my position that Silph Co. is the root of all evil. 

The root of all evil? I bet I can think up some worst stuff to get into.. But yeah, I totally get using machines to creep on dead Pokemon is weird. Not to mention the creepers that hang around there. Some people just need to get better hobbies

[gavinpeakes]

Here I thought field trips would be lame

[puckazillaa]

toppercentageofjake:

What would be better than doing them behind their backs, is convincing them for a threesome. 

Anyway, do they really enforc ethose no alcohol rules on the campus? And do I need to hide my ‘secret’ stash?

This is why I wouldn’t be asking for a better flesh and blood Bromeo.

Uhh, they kinda do. But it’s not like they break into your room, guns blazin’ to confiscate a few beers. Just don’t hand out outside a classroom downing shots, and you’ll be cool.

[puckazillaa]

coordinatorelliott:

I’d totally help you out, but y’know, I’m not exactly the best around, cause I totally do drink once in a while. But if you need a bit of a nudge, I can provide that, at least. And I’m damn good at making people get shit done. I’ve got too damn much going on in my life to you know… not have a way of keeping stuff organized. At the very least we can chill and I can make you be productive next year.

Well, every once in a while ain’t a bad thing, dude.. I tried the cold turkey stopping before but that was a bit of a strange time of my life. I also wore pants with pleats, which probably looks as out of place on me as a dress does. But yeah, I’m down for having you as my brolicious school pusher. It’s not like Hudson does a good job as my good-boy wingman.

[puckazillaa]

So, uh.. I still ain’t used this Scope. I don’t really see the run in sneaking up to a tower full of graves to chill with the dead on my own. But if anyone is in need of a rugged bodyguard while they head up, I’m totally on speed dial. That and I need a break from working so hard, I think my abs have abs.

[taylorpath-deactivated20201209]

How is clothing boring? I think that walking around the campus nude would probably have severe repercussions. I suppose it would just be easier for me to beat you if you were shirtless, so I’ll refrain from complaining. Oh, I don’t know if I’ll be able to control myself, what with your ‘epic bod’ and all.

It would just raise the stakes even more! Perhaps we could go to Mike and Brittany and ask for two of their racing Pokémon? While I appreciate the complimentary tone that you’re taking with me, I can assure you that my ‘cute butt’ isn’t the one that’s going to get kicked. I’m more than willing to bet against you on that - what will I get when I win this?

[puckazillaa]

Well, I did have a freshman telling me all about how bras are cages for boobs, so that would be a better explanation than boring. But y’know, I think me shirtless plus your shirtless would make more more entertainment. It’s simple math.. Or chemistry. Something like that.

Sounds good to me. And what if we only had that day to practice? Grab the Pokemon in the morning and race before sundown. Are we waging bets now? Okay, if I win, I get to take you to the craziest college party. If you win?.. I dunno, I’ll be your slave for a day or two.

[coordinatorelliott-blog]

So basically you just need well…Less of a wingman and more of ‘someone to stop you from getting drunk on your ass’. Though gotta say, the waking up to a glass of vodka instead of water, well- that’s more amusing than it should be, I think? You ever consider making a friend who doesn’t drink, or who’s taken to help you out with that one? Pay them in food elsewhere, and you’re gold, if you ask me. And…Thank you? Still not shaving it, but I’ll take it.

[puckazillaa]

Maybe I should give that a shot. Besides, I got the summer to live it up before the start of next semester. I’ve really gotta start partying less and getting more college work done. If I’m gonna try to get on top with my Pokemon, I should probably go for the homerun with my major too.