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Anyway, have two different snippets from two different WIPs.

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Do I sign up for hockey big bang to write a MattDrai epic? Yay or nay?

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never leaving well enough alone (1/1)

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Summary: Matthew is going to play Game Five. Until someone stops him. And it’s the person he least expects.

AN: Have you too been emotionally damaged by idiot hockey players playing through dangerous injuries? Have some comfort with your hurt. Yes, this is what I did today.

“Just because you’re jealous…” Matthew can’t help poking at that wound. 

“Jealous of the fact that you can barely breathe?” Draisaitl pretends to consider it for a while, for maximum effect. “Nah, not really. Get back in bed or I’ll put you back.” 

Does he promise? Because Matthew wouldn’t entirely mind being put on his back by Leon Draisaitl. He’s definitely had that fantasy before, and as annoying as it is fantasizing about someone who can’t stand him, Matthew can at least admit that Draisaitl is hot and might be his type if he fucked hockey players. Which he doesn’t. 

But he’s still gotten off to the thought a couple of times. With Draisaitl specifically. 

“I’m playing.” Matthew needs Draisaitl to know that. 

“Alright, back to bed with you.” 

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never gonna let you closer than this (2/2)

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Chapter summary: In which there's pegging, porn and... actual problem-solving? Who knew that these idiots would get their shit together? I did.

“On if you’re gonna make good on your word.” 

When Matty just sends him a string of question marks in return, Draisaitl replies with a link. It’s one that Matty normally wouldn’t click because she’s very familiar with the name of that website and it’s not something she should be seen opening without a ton of ribbing from the guys. But since she’s alone… She opens it anyway, and… 

Alright then. That’s definitely a harness. That’s definitely something meant for fucking. 

“Fuck you.” 

Matty sends it because she’s hoping she knows where this is going to lead. She’s been thinking about it, a little bit, trying not to get her hopes up because just because someone says something in the heat of the moment, doesn’t mean it’s something that they’re actually going to act on. But apparently, Draisaitl has not only done the research but he’s… getting some things delivered to Matty’s apartment today? 

Was he even going to tell her if she hadn’t messaged him? 

“Exactly.”

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Hi new friends! Thanks @irrelevanttous for the shoutout 🥰. I’m not super active on here but I’m a known rat fucker (affectionate) and majorly MattDrai. I’m way more annoying on my Twitter or on discord if you wanna chat, just hit me up in dms

(And now I’ll go back to writing the second chapter of fem!Matty, I’m only 23k in)

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never gonna let you closer than this (1/2)

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Summary: Matty Tkachuk is done trying to let men attempt to please her - and fail miserably every single time. No more of that. Except Leon Draisaitl seems to think he can do better, and… maybe Matty has it in her to make one more mistake. Or maybe two. Or three?

AN: it's the birthday of the superior Otter, therefore I bring you 30k of fem!Matty. And porn. Mostly porn.

“A toy can’t go down on you.” Draisaitl seems to think that counts. 

Matty laughs in his face. “Neither can men.” 

Obviously Matty has had guys try going down on her before, but it’s been underwhelming, to say the least. And she has serious doubts that Leon Draisaitl is any different. He comes across like a guy with a big dick who thinks he’s God’s gift to women. 

The big dick would be a good thing. The rest of it? No fucking thanks. 

“You just haven’t been with the right guys.” Draisaitl spouts some more bullshit. 

See, if Matty were trying to hook a guy, this might be a line that would get them to bring out their best work. Except she’s not trying to hook anyone, especially not Draisaitl. 

“I’d hate to burst your bubble.” Matty lies - she fucking loves that shit. “But the notches on your bedpost probably faked it too. The dramatic shrieks? Not real. Sorry dude.” 

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If Matty & Leo both make the SCF hockey tumblr and AO3 are gonna lose their minds.. the narratives puck! Hope you’re well! I’ve been enjoying the sheer chaos that is this years quest for lord Stanley.

Well… Jack Eichel said nope. And he’s so valid and I love him because he’s so petty about the 2015 draft still and he finally got an important win here, like he deserves.

So I present an alternative: Leon going to Florida to sulk, bringing Bowie. Bowie adoring Matthew and the beach and Leon getting all tan and not immediately shaving the werewolf facial hair because it gets Matthew hot.

And Leon is an asshole, but he’s proud of Matthew too

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Bred to the Bone (3/3)

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AN: here it is y'all, the final chapter of the slutty wolf fic, as it's affectionately known.

“I don’t think you’re disgusting.” Draisaitl is lying to him now. 

There’s no way Matthew can look at him and see that he’s lying and that he’s actually disgusted by everything Matthew’s offering. So instead he looks out the window of the passenger seat, waiting in the parking garage until they’re ready to get going. Until they have to start moving, hiding Matthew’s belly and his fucking waddle until they’ve told people. 

“Really?” Matthew scoffs. “You’re into all of this.” 

When Draisaitl doesn’t respond, Matthew ruins his own day by looking - only to discover that Draisaitl isn’t grossed out at all. His eyes are hooded, and he’s staring at the curve of Matthew’s belly like he’s never seen anything more attractive in his life. He’s staring like he wants to fill Matthew up all over again, put him on hands and knees, and make sure that he’s pregnant like this all the time. That he’s always fertile like this. Always bred.

“Yeah.” Draisait’s hoarse. 

“Oh fuck, you are.” Matthew tries not to judge. “You’re hot for it.” 

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do you take fic requests? i have a pairing and scenario in mind but lack the writing experience to bring it to life. it doesn’t even need to be long or anything ^-^

Not really, no. I tend to just come up with my own ideas for things that inspire me and things I wanna write.

I do write fics for my friends sometimes, but those are mostly things I know they'll like, not like a fic request.

Also, if you have an idea you really like, and that you're really interested in... I encourage you to write it yourself. You won't get the experience unless you try, and you're the one who has the best idea of what you like and what you envision for this. It would be a shame to waste your own unique perspective.

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love love loveee ur mattdrai fic! 🥹🫶🏻

Hi Nonny!

Thanks for leaving such a lovely comment in my inbox - I'm glad to hear you enjoyed the fic so much. I really enjoyed writing this one - frustrating as it was at times. Oh, these idiots, I love them so.

I still think Leon gives Matthew the ring back at some point. Like, when he's on one knee...

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Hi Puck, I hope you will feel better soon. Write when you can because your stories are always worth the wait. Sending hugs. Looking forward to that soulmate fic. :)

Hi Nonny! Sadly it's not a matter of soon, but I'm trying a lot of things and getting help - so I do hope that things are going to get better.

Glad to hear the stories are worth the wait. That's good to hear.

As for the soulmate fic... that's probably gonna be a long time coming. I have a couple of things coming up in May, but it'll be a while before the soulmate fic sees the light of day. Mostly because it appears to be another monster, and I need to have a lot of it written before I start posting. And no, 60k isn't a lot. Whoops?

word count Georg strikes again

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Take your time and focus on you. 🫶

Thanks for the kind message, Nonny!

Sadly I'm an impatient bitch, so I'm trying to be patient with myself, it is not going well... But I'm going to stick with it.

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always leads to you in my hometown (1/1)

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Summary: Not everyone who goes to a Catholic high school ends up still a virgin at age 22. Matthew is, however. He’s waiting for something serious, and he’s not going to let an old crush in a leather jacket change his mind about that. Until they end up in Matthew’s childhood bed together. But where does Matthew go from there?

AN: Happy birthday to my friend who is amazing - have 21k of idiots

“How would you know what I like?” Matthew has to ask. 

“Wanna let me find out?” 

There’s a smirk on Draisaitl’s face, Matthew can tell that much even though he is smart enough not to look him in the eye. That smirk does things to him and has for a while, and Matthew isn’t going to let this happen. No matter what kind of game Draisaitl is playing here. 

But when Matthew looks - of course, he ends up looking - Draisaitl seems genuine. 

And interested, for some reason. 

“You really are hitting on me,” Matthew says out loud, to make himself believe it. 

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Quick update

So, I have fallen into a depression hole again. I'd say "sorry about that", but that's not actually a thing I can control all that much. I'm working on feeling better, but it's a process.

Meanwhile, I do have a couple of things lined up, so you won't miss your MattDrai fix too much.

To come:

Wednesday: 21k of MattDrai. We're going back to 2020 and the ASG, but taking it in a horny and emotionally messy direction. You know me, after all. I'm playing with some good boy/bad boy stuff too. Should be fun. Oneshot, E-rated.

Probably early May: almost 20k of MattDrai. Remember those slutty wolves? Well, I do. Mpreg time. The third and final chapter - E-rated.

May 18th: more MattDrai, length to be determined as I'm just now writing it. We're going AU with this one, without any hockey involved. But I promise that it'll be magical and worthy of that particular date and. the person who inspired it...

Beyond that, it remains to be seen. I do have some ideas, and about 60k of twisted soulmate fic to get back to...

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Hi Puck,

Hope you’re well! Any advice for staying on track when writing stories? My inability to write chapters in the order of my outline will be the bane of my existence.

Hi Nonny!

Good news: you don't have to write in chronological order, as long as everything gets written. If you wanna write the middle first so that you can figure out where to start based on that... Why not?

I get that it can make updating consistently a little more tricky, but the most important part is that you keep being excited about your writing. Sometimes you're just blocked on that next scene, not on the entire fic.

And yes, it's good to have a look at why you're not excited to write that scene (is it necessary? What about it feels meh or not interesting to you? Could it be removed without affecting the story?). Sometimes it's a sign that you don't like the direction the story takes in that scene, or that you're too caught up in the outline to let the story flow.

I don't usually have the entire fic outlined as I write, I have some idea of a story arc and a couple of scenes, and as the story progresses I refine some of that, add or remove scenes, or make notes for things I've addressed that I want to get back to later. I write mostly chronologically, but sometimes if I'm not in the mood to write a certain vibe (smut/angst/fluff) I do tend to switch over to another scene that I'm excited about to keep myself in the writing flow.

So, idk if this was helpful at all, but I hope it was. I'm here if you wanna talk writing!

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when we went from friends to this (1/1)

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Summary: On the eve of Nolan’s graduation, he gets one last opportunity to get his man.

AN: Happy bday @amandamac89 - I love you. You deserve all the gifts and I hope you enjoy this. Gotta get that Blankenherd fic out there ;)

Nick fucking Blankenburg. At his graduation. It’s more likely than you’d think. 

Yeah, everyone and their mother could tell that the Jackets weren’t going to make the playoffs this year - too many injuries kind of shot that horse in the face - but Nolan assumed that Blanks would do what all the pros do. Which is golfing. So much golfing. 

Maybe it’s good that Nolan isn’t going anywhere. He’d be so bored. 

That’s his story and he’s sticking to it. Not knowing where he’s going is exciting. Fun. A challenge. Everything that works for him. 

“Blanks!” 

Speaking of things that work for him: Nick fucking Blankenburg, looking jacked even though he’s played a decent chunk of an actual NHL season, something that definitely isn’t in the cards for Nolan. Not the way it is for Blanks, turning himself into a folk hero in fucking Ohio for his ability to level much bigger players. 

To be fair, Nolan jerked off when Blanks knocked that guy into the bench. It was hot. 

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je te parlerai (1/1)

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Summary: Thomas knows he has a nice house. He also knows Josh doesn’t love being the third wheel. Somehow the two are related. Not that he minds having Josh around.

AN: anyway @amandamac89 and the Sens sluts, this is for you

“Tu mens.” Josh’s pronunciation still sucks. 

“Not lying.” 

Why did Thomas ever start teaching him French? He’s terrible at it. His German is pretty good, according to Timmy, but clearly, that doesn’t affect his ability to learn any other language. Josh’s accent is a mess and he still hasn’t learned much more than cursing out some of the opponents. That and how to say Thomas is his best friend. 

If Thomas sometimes watches the video of Josh saying “je t’aime”... that’s normal. It’s so he knows how to help Josh better, how to help him improve. 

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