nothing satisfies but i'm getting close

yo whuddup i'm puck. i'm 26 and i never fucking learned how to read. [ NSFW ]

[puckyoulikeahurricane]

kurtslikehell‌:

…. Thank you, sir.

Well, I know you for a good few years and who am I to not tell you? I mean if a stranger will ask, I’m a litle bit more cautious, but like it isn’t that I’m too afraid or that I’m going to hide it. Yeah, we grew up in a different generation, now I think it all changed more and more. Also maybe because we’re relatively younger so that’s why I’m also open about it. I think if I ever decide to have kids, it’s not something I’m going to tell other parents,but right now I’m open that I’m into it to some people and I don’t care less about anybody else. 

I’m not srue about Tina, though. I mean, I think she really wants to and is into it, but still has a lot to learn. But I could be wrong, so don’t take my word for it. But no, I’m not working with her, but I see her now and then and she has also that punk vibe that I can use for my inspiration/designs.

You do? To be very honest with you, I’m not surprised, I mean I always pictured you to be the one who likes it rough in the bedroom (or elsewhere). It fucking is. I can’t understand that people only like boring sex, I mean it’s their choice and all but I’m also like ‘spice up your sex life, please’. I honestly think it’s so much better and very fucking nice, especially if you’re going to be with that person for a very long time. But yes, some people do and that’s okay, too. Not just my cup of tea. Oh it maybe does, but fuck that. It’s so much better to put into words, in my opnion, that makes it real and you can accept things better about yourself.

... Yeah... a’ight... You’re welcome, Hummel.

That makes sense, I guess. Things have definitely changed. Us Millennials are gonna be the ones to change the world anyway, amirite? That’s really bold though. Like, not many people got the balls to live their life open like that. And it sounds like you really like it. And you’re not being forced into sex slavery or anything. (Say popcorn if you are.)

Cool though. I can see how she gives off serious inspiration. I haven’t talked to her in a while myself.

Yeah. See, still the badass sex stud... just 2.0. I have had some upgrades and whatever and shit. Spice shit up is right, though. But how spicy we talking here? Latex and cuffs and blindfolds and shit? Or... like, sex dungeon... Saint Andrew’s Cross kind of shit... 

[pastellmami]

[hot-pics-that-get-me-off]

[puckyoulikeahurricane]

kurtslikehell‌:

You aren’t, you aren’t. Forgive me, sir.

Is it now? Tell me why. Hmm, not really no. You know Tina, she’s into the chokers and all, but the collars are a whole different thing. So no, they in fact aren’t up my job/life style. But it’s not a secret, if they want to know what I’m up to, I won’t be shy about it. OH, that’s a good one. I guess I always disliked the vanilla stuff, like that’s ok and all, but it’s so great to spice up your sex life like that. Have that power exchange, having a scene inflicted with a few good aspects of bdsm is honestly the best. It makes sex a totally different (in a good way) experience. I know you don’t have to involve sex into it, however it’s really fun.

... You’re forgiven.

Well, for starters... I never really met anyone who flat-out said that whips and chains excite them. Not that it’s a bad thing or whatever. That’s just always been the kind of stuff that our parents kept in the bedroom and shit and whatever. Tina though? Damn... Can’t say I’m surprised though. With all the gothy corsets and shit she used to wear. You work with her or something?

But I feel that... And... I kinda feel the same way, too. I guess. Like, missionary is boring as fuck, ya know? I dunno. Never heard it put into words like that. It sounds all poetic and shit.

[puckyoulikeahurricane]

kurtslikehell‌:

Yes, sir. Heh, I have always liked sex and the idea that sex shops can help you upgrade your sex life. Nice choice of word, by the way. I’m not designing yet, however I do have ideas and I draw them in my sketchbook. So, yes, you can say I’m designing still in the early phase, maybe also because there’s a lot out there and I’m not really ready to show the world what I have in mind. But yes definitely that kind of thing. Also different kind of cuffs, plugs, you name it, leaning towards the bdsm gear.

Sir? You don’t need to call me sir. I’m not old...

That’s really... interesting though. Bet none of the other ND’ers have been up to anything like you’ve done since we graduated. What got you into the BDSM stuff?

[puckyoulikeahurricane]

kurtslikehell‌:

I’m actually working in a sexshop, my dear friend. But steampunk Halloween costumes will work as well. 

Please, because I might have to use it one time, so it’s great that I can go to your shop.

Sex shop? Didn’t know that was your kink. So, what... you... design ball gags and collars and harnesses and stuff? That sort of thing?

[specialteamss]

[puckyoulikeahurricane]

kurtslikehell‌:

Ha! I won’t, thanks for the warning though.

Oh, I love it! I help a lot of customers with their desires and what they want to spice things up a little bit, it’s really amazing. You do? That’s fucking amazing. Too bad you’re too far away, but I definitely will keep you in mind, thank you.

Desires? You design custom steampunk Halloween costumes or something?

Touche. Consider it a rain check then.

[puckyoulikeahurricane]

kurtslikehell‌:

So you are looking forward to see me again? Cute.

Kidding, kidding. Now in all seriousness. I’m currently working in a really great shop. Ha! No, but we are interested in making some other fashion, which kind of involves the punk. But for now it’s really great to work at the shop I’m currently working for. Other than working, I’m liking the parties here that I now and then attend to and well, it worked out pretty well. What about yourself?

Whatever, Hummel. Don’t fuckin’ trip on your damn ego on your way out, will ya?

Ah. That’s cool. As long as you like it, right? I’ve got a shop too. Well, a garage more like. Restoring bikes mostly, but I got a pal who’s starting to bring in customers who want classic cars restored. So, if you’re ever in the Pittsburg area and need some work done on your vehicle, hit me up.

[puckyoulikeahurricane]

kurtslikehell‌:

Yeah, me too, plus I promised my dad to visit him, as well. So yeah I kind of have to, but I’d lie if I said I don’t look forward to see everybody again.

Same here. Speaking of... what’ve you been up too yourself? You start a gothic punk fashion line with Asian Goth Chick or something?

[puckyoulikeahurricane]

kurtslikehell‌:

Like I said, I have no idea, Puckerman. I’m sorry and let’s just forget this ever happened. 

So you’re going to the New Directions reunion that’s coming up?

Yeah, I was plannin’ on it. Already bought my plane ticket and shit. You?

[puckyoulikeahurricane]

kurtslikehell‌:

Don’t worry, you and me both won’t sing them around the campfire. But good question, honestly I just liked to test how far I could go. But clearly I was wrong to even think that. I thought it was nice to catch up with you and kinda test the waters here, but clearly I’m wrong. But fine, I’ll stop here and let’s talk like the model citizens we both are.

Whoa, whoa! What the fuck you’d think would happen when you push somebody’s buttons like that? They sure as hell ain’t gonna come and tickle you. Unless you’re just askin’ for someone to deck you in the face. Was that what you were wanting, Hummel? You actually want me to beat your punk ass up? Cause I will. Don’t test me, man.

[puckyoulikeahurricane]

kurtslikehell‌:

Wow, wow, wow, re-fucking-lax Puckerman. I’m just testing you here, but clearly you’re getting pissed way too easy.

Testing me? The fuck? For what?! For me to fuckin’ bitch slap the livin’ fuck outta you? I’m not looking to singing any kumbayahs around the campfire in friendship and shit... but, seriously-- what’s your angle?

[puckyoulikeahurricane]

kurtslikehell‌:

Nah, I won’t waste my energy on someone like you.

I’d prefer some good dick over corn cobs, thank you very much. And you really think I’m afraid of you? Babe, please.

Listen, you dickweed prick. I’m just tryin’ to be civil. But if you’re just gonna be a fuckin’ puck-ass brat... Fuck off, Kurty-boy. I got things to see and people to do.

And get the fuck over yourself.

[puckyoulikeahurricane]

kurtslikehell‌:

Or what? What are you going to do about it? Because all I know is that I have some dignity and don’t talk to some strange porn tumblr that won’t reply, unlike some sex shark.

You’re so funny to think that I love you and let’s just ignore the false information you just said.

‘What am I gonna do about it?’ You seriously tryin’ to pick a fight, Hummel? Now that’s cute.

If you’re tryin’ to prove that you don’t got a corn cob shoved up your uppity ass... you’re failing, bud. I know were weren’t the best of buds in high school... but what’s got you acting like a cat trapped in a corner? You know that I’m not gonna toss your punk ass into a dumpster, right?

[puckyoulikeahurricane]

kurtslikehell‌:

Are you fucking kidding me. You are actually gonna continue with this? Super cute.

…Let’s just pretend you didn’t say any of that. But it’ll help me believe you may have improved in these years we haven’t seen each other. Or talked to each other for that matter.

Oh, lay off with the “I’m holier than thou” shit. 

Nah. Still the badass sex stud that you know and love. You haven’t changed much after all these years either, Hummel. You’re still a snooty little shit.

[puckyoulikeahurricane]

kurtslikehell‌:

It’s real fucking cute of you to think that I think you gave two shits. But thanks for trying, at least you improved that over the years. Next time also try and remember calling my by my name, that’ll help too.

And it’s real fucking cute that you think that I think that I actually give two actual shits of what you think. Hey, I try. 

Aw, come on, Kurty. Don’t be like that now. But what’ll it help exactly?