────» ~350-500 word scenario for each result. They're mostly rom-com, meant to be taken as light-hearted fun (with special exceptions, namely Itachi, Sasori, Hidan, and Orochimaru) .
Yay! It's finally done! I hope it's fun (≧◡≦)
I will post all of the results on Tumblr for those who want to read more scenarios but don't want to keep retaking the quiz. Bonus: better format on Tumblr because uQuiz is allergic to paragraph breaks (I just hope it's not too much of an eyesore to read).
soooooo based of the russian fanwiki for shinobi striker to have obito and konan as their background image. favorites representing. i should make a post one day about how obito vs konan was my favorite fight by far (niche opinion?? alas). the only battle at the end of which i teared up a little. to be fair, to me personally it was battle of the gods lmao. faves duking it out you love to see it.
i was gonna make a post about how silly it is for people to babify kakashi or motherfucking madara, the two worst offenders of being babied by the fandom undeservedly, but then i realized i do the same with nagato so. pot calling the kettle black :) sorry everyone, carry on doing whatever you want like god intended
i wanted to write a kemonomimi reader x uchiha boys fanfic but i lost the spark for it so it's a nothingburger. but i did make this doodle and in the end i decided i wanna share what i have because it has the wholesome funnies :D
messy wall of text below cut.
since it went nowhere, idk i'm just gonna leave the general idea behind the character and his kemonomimi girl's first meeting because this fic haunted me for a month. it was going to be a two parter. 1) first meeting. 2) subsequent romance section of fluff and headcanons.
also bonus: excerpts from the few paragraphs that i have written that i thought were nice.
sasuke is going through the hoard of scrolls in orochi's hideout. finds a really cool and beautifully engraved scroll. intrigued by it, he summons. the smoke twirls in more colors than is usual, it's unique, it's brimming with power, power that would be enough to strike fear into hearts of weaklings. he feels himself getting excited. what is it going to be? is he going to summon a cool beast of destruction, cooler than orochi's snakes? a hydra with 9 heads? no. long ears and a fluffed tail; it's a bunnygirl. sasuke is incredulous. bunnygirl insists that she's now his guardian, as the scroll actually summons your guardian spirit and takes the shape of an animal closest to your soul (yes i do like harry potter). he's pissy that he got a bunny instead of something cool and threatens that if anyone needs 'protection' it's her as she's literally a prey animal in a den of snakes. following that, as he's lowkey offended that she implied that he's spiritually a bunny, he's kinda mean towards bunnygirl. bunnygirl, aware of the insecurity motivated tantrum that her idiot summoner is throwing, softens him up as the ficie progresses. being sweet and lovable nets her repeated summons as sasuke only pretends he doesn't like her company. in reality he's incredibly lonely and cherishes every second spent with her and summons her on quiet evenings after training. grumpy x sunshine my beloved.
itachi meets deergirl when he and kisame take a little breather in an abandoned outpost surrounded by forest. kisame leaves to scout ahead. itachi sits on the veranda of the building. he's grateful that kisame agreed to rest a bit, considering that itachi's frail health means that he wouldn't have been able to keep up with him for long. as much as he appreciates the other man, he doesn't exactly... trust him. so he sends one crow to tail kisame, to ensure that he doesn't stir any trouble on the off-chance that they're not alone. soon after, he senses deergirl watching him intently, pretty eyes peeking from the bushes. says that he can see her. seeing as his soft tone and gentle demeanor mean no harm, deergirl steps out and warily approaches him. itachi recalls something about how this land used to belong to the nara clan before they assimilated into konoha, so finding deer here isn't all that surprising. deergirls on the other hand... he asks about her, she responds that she's here to guard the land and he's an intruder. itachi apologizes and is about to move but she stops him and tells him that she doesn't actually sense malice on him, so he can stay. [insert a sweet and melancholic scene here as itachi is surprised she can't sense darkness in him considering what he's done, deergirl tells him that he just feels really... sad]. kisame comes back. deergirl immediately takes on a defensive stance, terrified of him. kisame doesn't bother with words and grips samehada's handle. itachi steps in front of deergirl and warns kisame to back off, as she's not an enemy. kisame groans but relents (and here he was already itching for a fight, smh...). deergirl, to show gratitude, tells itachi to stay as the sun is already hiding beneath the horizon and the outpost is a good shelter. itachi tells her that he can't. so instead of that, deergirl tags along with the two of them until they're out of the area. after all, this land is hers to watch over and so are the people inside of it. [insert a wholesome scene of deergirl helping itachi recover at a campfire later that night before they part ways come morning.] a sort of pink among the grey dynamic with deergirl being the splash of pink in itachi's otherwise very grey life.
little known fact, the time madara unleashes kurama on konoha isn't actually his first attempt at it. the first time he tries to do it, he summons... a foxgirl. close enough.
he stands atop a precipice. powerful. grand. chakra surges all around him before it's contained within his palm and he presses it to the scroll and roars kurama's name. this is it. the air stills as if it's a moment of calm before the storm. soon it's to be a moment of absolute dominance as madara will bend the nine tails to his will, a perfect weapon of destruction. massive smoke erupts at his summon, but as it disperses, so does the overwhelming power of kurama's chakra. it feels as though madara just barely touched upon something that feels like kurama, but isn't. madara sneers; in kurama's place sits a girl. definitely not the beast of destruction he was hoping for. fluffy white-tipped tail swishes mischievously, and a fox ear flicks. and from the very first flick... it pisses madara off. he pushes her aside and tries again. pop! the same foxgirl is in front of him again. she teases him about how doing the same thing over and over again will make him go insane, though as he's trying to summon kurama, he's probably a bit cuckoo already. he begins to suspect it's a genjutsu trick, his sharingan spins wildly, but he can detect no deception. so he demands foxgirl to tell him what happened. he is sure he sealed kurama into the scroll, so where is the nine tails?! foxgirl muses that it's not that simple to seal a tailed beast and that kurama slipped from his grasp at the last second, and was replaced by her. madara attempts to control her with his sharingan to force her to help him with summoning kurama, but she swiftly slips past him, tail caressing his hand as he hears her voice from behind. she says that she knows how where to find kurama, that she wasn't particularly happy about kurama using her as a substitution, and that she likes powerful men. so. it's his lucky day. she's going to help him. but he's gotta play nice and listen to her. see, foxgirl is smart. foxgirl drags madara through several inns, restaurants and other high-end places on a one-week adventure across several nations [aka the part where i would've written the fluff and madara's bitter ass getting a taste of fun but alas]. and only then foxgirl would've led madara to the location kurama manifested. oopsies, helped the villain. happens. anger-issues tsundere madara x his ragebaiter.
here's your cute forest critter, sasuke.
here's your cute forest critter, itachi.
here's your cute forest critter, madara.
and here's your magical fucking dragon, special snowflake princess obito.
i've shared a mini excerpt of obito's portion of the ficie some time before. this is the scenario for which i wrote the most and had the clearest idea for what i wanted out of it, but still couldn't complete it fml 🤣💔
tobi and deidara seek out a relic that will help them gather the tailed beasts. deidara thinks it's just pain being into woowoo shit. pain has the personality for it so nobody's surprised. i mean whatever, a job's a job. however, the idea is obito's, as he hopes that the powerful relic will help him not just with gathering the tailed beasts but to remove the curse seal madara had placed inside of him. the two of them wander through a cavern, an instance not complete without tobi trying to piss deidara off at every step. eventually they find a stone statue of a dragon at its dead end. deidara notices an offering bowl and tells tobi that the artefact probably needs an offering to work. but obito decides he can make it work through brute force and channels chakra into the statue. it awakens. but the powerful entity isn't exactly an inanimate artefact, it's a dragongirl. she stares at obito, essentially her summoner. despite his silly demeanor, she can immediately feel that something is wrong with this man. a powerfully dark, intense, overwhelming chakra signature emanated from him as he called to awaken her, and though it's subdued now, it's faint but still there. no weak person could summon a dragon to begin with. there's more to this masked man than meets the eye. she mentions it, but he stays in-character as tobi, feigning ignorance and calling her a 'crazy lizard trying to attack poor tobi' or smth ridonkulous like that. so she confronts him directly about it, demanding that he either reveals who he is or they'll be receiving no help from her. realizing that she's cut through the facade, obito caves. first, she asks for his name. he only gives it once deidara is out of earshot. she finds him interesting, all wise beings are drawn to gathering knowledge of the peculiar, so they form a summoning pact; she helps him and he keeps her around. while she doesn't have the power to undo the curse seal, she can pinpoint where the tailed beasts are, so they spend quite a bit of time together. time that obito would've otherwise spent brooding. of course, eventually she asks to see his face, to learn more about him, to understand what sort of person he is. [insert a thousand bonding scenes with obito relearning what it's like to feel like you matter to someone :')]. wise dragoness x edgy dumbass (dragoness is such an enabler lmao).
