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welcome to dumbass central this is your captain speaking || da, me, and ffxiv enthusiast

[kaijuno]

Barbarian Ross

[flightyquinn]

Man's about to turn you into the scene of a happy little accident.

[toastella-art]

cant believe npc studios robbed me of this scene

[enki2]

[tekunoraizu]

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

[egberts]

i'll find you again... in another comment section

[reallycoolsoup]

Do you think in another forum we could have been [this thread has been locked by admin for being off topic]

[egberts]

reincarnation au but it's just new usernames

[valtsv]

oh and that gap in my resume is when i was digging my own grave

[valtsv]

the dirt under my nails is - yeah. it won't wash out. although that's actually from when i dug myself out again. i suppose success and defeat can look the same in a mirror.

[the-lincyclopedia]

"i suppose success and defeat can look the same in a mirror"

Holy cow, you took me out with a baseball bat there.

@theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

helo

[dragimal]

[str0kethebigtree-deactivated202]

[siren-the-gryphon]

[just-rhys-things]

Forward-facing eyes means they’re predators now

[bizarreshark]

[woman-becomer]

sure I could become a slut. but you see, I'm scared

[post-uwuifier]

suwe I couwd become a swut!! :3 but yoo see, I’m scawed UwU

This post has been UwU-ified!

[meepmoopmaap]

you are a curse sent from the devil himself to mock mortals.

[post-uwuifier]

sent fwom da deviw? No, siwwy! :3

My powers far exceed him.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

i seem to be extremely late to the gimmick blog hullabaloo

[lady-viccy]

Mutuals in different timezones:

Turn based friendship

[crystalvfae]

The Blade

[hoofpeet]

Must suck ass to be like. a lawyer or something in the pokemon world. They haven't made any cool lawyer pokemon yet

[eternal-fractal]

Ho oh

[dkpsyhog]

I think we have different definitions of ‘lawyer’ but sure

[eternal-fractal]

Why wouldn't ho oh be a lawyer? They're a Phoenix, wright?

[dkpsyhog]

In the kindest way possible, fuck you

[niuniente]

[rat-facts]

listen this isn’t rat related but I’m going off the walls right now this is literally so fucking funny

[riiachuelo]

orange bear puppet: i think tutter’s looking a little tired, don’t you?

tutter (mouse puppet): [panting and screaming]

[josephine-meis]

Storyboard sequence I made from the video game "Baldur's Gate 3"!! Love Karlach.

[catchymemes]

[midnigtartist]

So glad this line isn’t bugged anymore. Big day for Galemancers

[just-pug-things]

On the first day of Starlight My DF gave to me A first timer in the party

[gwaha]

... he lines up the shot and fires! Roll!

Fields of Mistria