I'm just hungry a lot

[puddingthejunk]

Y'all gone make me lose my mind

Up in here

Up in here

(To the tune of Mary Had a Little Lamb)

[shakespearesdaughters]

from the diary of virginia woolf

[puddingthejunk]

Your head explodes...

A person of weak will: *dies*

A strong-willed person: "I'm gonna beat this thing."

[puddingthejunk]

Hear me out: Pot that only boils while you're watching it.

[puddingthejunk]

Me when I'm in a "Being compared to something really small" competition and my opponent is the thickness of the average human hair: *surprised reaction gif*

[puddingthejunk]

Y'all still fuckin with ice cream trucks or nah

[endrimer]

OH MY GOD

[puddingthejunk]

10 whole years since Megamix. You know I popped the fuck off.

[puddingthejunk]

Man, the trumpet guy was so extra: "An artist respects the silence that serves the foundation of creativity 😠" Like just tell them they were being too loud, bro.

[puddingthejunk]

To the motor oil drinking knuckle-dragger who coined the phrase "A watched pot never boils...", do you think I have to close my eyes to make ramen? If I ever catch your bitch ass in a kitchen, I will sue you to death, and that's on god.

[puddingthejunk]

Seeing someone break the fourth wall would be so stupid. Like why did you just look the east and shake your head? Dumbass? You talking to god, buddy? There's no camera in that direction. From my perspective, you just turned to the left and threw up your arms as if to say "Welp. Can't fix *this* shit." And then turned back and kept talking to me like nothing happened. Absolute psycho behavior.

[puddingthejunk]

I used to think about dumb stuff I did when i was younger and cringe pretty hard.

But when i recontextualized all those memories as "being a little scamp", i saw a 15% decrease in self-loathing behavior.

[panthepancake]

made this little drawing of a scene from Jack Stauber’s mini film “rain” because it hit my heart very hard 🥲👍

yall should watch it, it’s on youtube if you search up rain jack stauber. it’s just 34 seconds but still good :D

[puddingthejunk]

The background music's pretty good too. I don't know if his patreon is still up but i think he posted it somewhere there.

[puddingthejunk]

I was listening to that there moth podcast and this is how it went:

Storyteller: So...I'm from Oregon

Audience: *raucous laughter*

What the fuck was this about?

[puddingthejunk]

Using reverse psychology to get my chores done

[caity1225]

Sometimes when I listen to mitski I imagine a tiny dirk strider blowing up multiple times

[puddingthejunk]

Why dirk strider and why mitski

[puddingthejunk]

I swear to god, I'm not fucking with you. He didn't blink one time through the whole 90 seconds. He didn't even look like he was trying to keep his eyes open. This is just normal for him.

[luulapants]

just drove 2000 miles in 6 days

the midwestern spirit is indomitable

would anyone like to sign my petition for there to be Less Kansas

[puddingthejunk]

I would like to get rid of Kansas and replace it with a second Idaho