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whatca doing?
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@puddle28
waiter! waiter! spray some more pesticide on those apples while they aren't looking! quickly now!
whatca doing?
I fuckin' knew it
lead or uranium. whats tastier?
”Lead..yummmmmm….dont tell anyone though….”
Ok so ignoring the incredible risk that is EATING LEAD...you wouldn't happen to have pica would you?
”uhhh no i dont have pica..”
Then why the hell are you eating lead?
”it was a one time thing! Jeez..”
Wait...how do you know that lead tastes better than uranium. Where did you get uranium?
“..A friend of mine named syringe..BUT IT WAS A ONE TIME THING!!!”
And you don't have pica? Alright. *i slid over a bolt. Small enough to swallow like a pill*
”uhh the hell is that.??”
Whachu mean? It's just a bolt. You can have it if you want.
lead or uranium. whats tastier?
”Lead..yummmmmm….dont tell anyone though….”
Ok so ignoring the incredible risk that is EATING LEAD...you wouldn't happen to have pica would you?
”uhhh no i dont have pica..”
Then why the hell are you eating lead?
”it was a one time thing! Jeez..”
Wait...how do you know that lead tastes better than uranium. Where did you get uranium?
“..A friend of mine named syringe..BUT IT WAS A ONE TIME THING!!!”
And you don't have pica? Alright. *i slid over a bolt. Small enough to swallow like a pill*
lead or uranium. whats tastier?
”Lead..yummmmmm….dont tell anyone though….”
Ok so ignoring the incredible risk that is EATING LEAD...you wouldn't happen to have pica would you?
”uhhh no i dont have pica..”
Then why the hell are you eating lead?
”it was a one time thing! Jeez..”
Wait...how do you know that lead tastes better than uranium. Where did you get uranium?
lead or uranium. whats tastier?
”Lead..yummmmmm….dont tell anyone though….”
Ok so ignoring the incredible risk that is EATING LEAD...you wouldn't happen to have pica would you?
”uhhh no i dont have pica..”
Then why the hell are you eating lead?
lead or uranium. whats tastier?
”Lead..yummmmmm….dont tell anyone though….”
Ok so ignoring the incredible risk that is EATING LEAD...you wouldn't happen to have pica would you?
What is a random experience you've went through sugar?
I've got-gotten food poisoning before.. Is t-that random enough?
Call me parinoid but. Maybe it was targetted. Do you have any enemies?
”ggoooooooddddd…thisss is the lyyfeeeeeeeeeeeeee…….”
God damnit...didn't we just have this conversation?
”let me live a little, damn! Your not my dad or mom!”
Is it at least not catnip this time?
”…it’s laced catnip….”
Christ...I...go throw up...this is becoming an issue
“Uhhh NUH uh.”
Fine...i've seen i can't reason with you. So go ahead. You'll regret it later.
”ggoooooooddddd…thisss is the lyyfeeeeeeeeeeeeee…….”
God damnit...didn't we just have this conversation?
”let me live a little, damn! Your not my dad or mom!”
Is it at least not catnip this time?
”…it’s laced catnip….”
Christ...I...go throw up...this is becoming an issue
”ggoooooooddddd…thisss is the lyyfeeeeeeeeeeeeee…….”
God damnit...didn't we just have this conversation?
”let me live a little, damn! Your not my dad or mom!”
Is it at least not catnip this time?
”ggoooooooddddd…thisss is the lyyfeeeeeeeeeeeeee…….”
God damnit...didn't we just have this conversation?
Clawsia- hey. Give me the drugs.
“Hmmnnnthjntnujunjt…..no…”
Do i need to get the spray bottle? Cause i will.
*Clawsia began to hiss at the person*
“don’t you dare…”
You have 10 seconds.
*Clawsia hissed louder at the person*
“Get you and yourrrrr….spraannaayy…bottle away from me, and my precious fur…..”
...last warning
*Clawsia hit their hand to make them drop their spray
Ack! Oi! *i realized that being violent wouldn't help anyone so*...*deep breath* clawsia, you know you arn't supposed to have cat-nip. And i'm pretty sure you've had your fill so just...hand me what ever's left. Please?
“…noooooooo….my cat nip….”
*She held on to the bag of catnip like her life depends on it*
damnit arthur *i curse under my breath* Look...can you at least eat something that isn't catnip? Then we'll see how you feel afterwards.
“Hmnnnnnnmhmnnmmmmmm….fineeeee….”
*While she's eating i swipe the catnip and just get rid of it. She is NOT finding that shit.*
”nom nom…heyyy…where’d my catnip go…”
*Clawsia looked around*
“…MY CATNIPPPPP WHERE IS ITTTT!!?.???”
...clawsia i'm sorry but it's not good for you. I don't messing with that stuff.
”I will mourn my catnip…”
*Clawsia went into a corner while holding a Magnus plush*
You'll thank me after you get some sleep kid.
Clawsia- hey. Give me the drugs.
“Hmmnnnthjntnujunjt…..no…”
Do i need to get the spray bottle? Cause i will.
*Clawsia began to hiss at the person*
“don’t you dare…”
You have 10 seconds.
*Clawsia hissed louder at the person*
“Get you and yourrrrr….spraannaayy…bottle away from me, and my precious fur…..”
...last warning
*Clawsia hit their hand to make them drop their spray
Ack! Oi! *i realized that being violent wouldn't help anyone so*...*deep breath* clawsia, you know you arn't supposed to have cat-nip. And i'm pretty sure you've had your fill so just...hand me what ever's left. Please?
“…noooooooo….my cat nip….”
*She held on to the bag of catnip like her life depends on it*
damnit arthur *i curse under my breath* Look...can you at least eat something that isn't catnip? Then we'll see how you feel afterwards.
“Hmnnnnnnmhmnnmmmmmm….fineeeee….”
*While she's eating i swipe the catnip and just get rid of it. She is NOT finding that shit.*
”nom nom…heyyy…where’d my catnip go…”
*Clawsia looked around*
“…MY CATNIPPPPP WHERE IS ITTTT!!?.???”
...clawsia i'm sorry but it's not good for you. I don't messing with that stuff.
Clawsia- hey. Give me the drugs.
“Hmmnnnthjntnujunjt…..no…”
Do i need to get the spray bottle? Cause i will.
*Clawsia began to hiss at the person*
“don’t you dare…”
You have 10 seconds.
*Clawsia hissed louder at the person*
“Get you and yourrrrr….spraannaayy…bottle away from me, and my precious fur…..”
...last warning
*Clawsia hit their hand to make them drop their spray
Ack! Oi! *i realized that being violent wouldn't help anyone so*...*deep breath* clawsia, you know you arn't supposed to have cat-nip. And i'm pretty sure you've had your fill so just...hand me what ever's left. Please?
“…noooooooo….my cat nip….”
*She held on to the bag of catnip like her life depends on it*
damnit arthur *i curse under my breath* Look...can you at least eat something that isn't catnip? Then we'll see how you feel afterwards.
“Hmnnnnnnmhmnnmmmmmm….fineeeee….”
*While she's eating i swipe the catnip and just get rid of it. She is NOT finding that shit.*
Clawsia- hey. Give me the drugs.
“Hmmnnnthjntnujunjt…..no…”
Do i need to get the spray bottle? Cause i will.
*Clawsia began to hiss at the person*
“don’t you dare…”
You have 10 seconds.
*Clawsia hissed louder at the person*
“Get you and yourrrrr….spraannaayy…bottle away from me, and my precious fur…..”
...last warning
*Clawsia hit their hand to make them drop their spray
Ack! Oi! *i realized that being violent wouldn't help anyone so*...*deep breath* clawsia, you know you arn't supposed to have cat-nip. And i'm pretty sure you've had your fill so just...hand me what ever's left. Please?
“…noooooooo….my cat nip….”
*She held on to the bag of catnip like her life depends on it*
damnit arthur *i curse under my breath* Look...can you at least eat something that isn't catnip? Then we'll see how you feel afterwards.
Clawsia- hey. Give me the drugs.
“Hmmnnnthjntnujunjt…..no…”
Do i need to get the spray bottle? Cause i will.
*Clawsia began to hiss at the person*
“don’t you dare…”
You have 10 seconds.
*Clawsia hissed louder at the person*
“Get you and yourrrrr….spraannaayy…bottle away from me, and my precious fur…..”
...last warning
*Clawsia hit their hand to make them drop their spray
Ack! Oi! *i realized that being violent wouldn't help anyone so*...*deep breath* clawsia, you know you arn't supposed to have cat-nip. And i'm pretty sure you've had your fill so just...hand me what ever's left. Please?
Clawsia- hey. Give me the drugs.
“Hmmnnnthjntnujunjt…..no…”
Do i need to get the spray bottle? Cause i will.
*Clawsia began to hiss at the person*
“don’t you dare…”
You have 10 seconds.
*Clawsia hissed louder at the person*
“Get you and yourrrrr….spraannaayy…bottle away from me, and my precious fur…..”
...last warning