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#dick & penis is my NSFW art tag so do with that what you will.

i luv 2 cum because then it means for at least 45 seconds i get to complain about something else than being single. i wish i had delicious treats in my fridge. why is it so hard to find delicious treats in my fridge. the grocery store is so far away. everyone else gets to have something nice to eat so why not me. am i cursed. perhaps the uniquely tormented victim of some vengeful god. wish i could go out for delicious treats. wish i had a loving partner to get delicious treats togethOh fuck it's back

puddlewater39

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The dispair is setting in about how I have to work aimlessly for nothing in vauge hopes I am one day going to get tranny surgery

All I want is a penis so I can have a penis and touch my penis

elitefourwill

#Maxis payer W/ 1 horn added doing charm animation

Asked entirely sincerely. How the fuck do I get a credit score. I apply for a credit card and they just auto reject me because I have no history.

#Ideally from PNC bank or some shit cuz that's where I have my account #Cuz Chase hates me.

you think its funny to joke about rape?

I was raped as a kid, & have been hearing rape jokes my whole life. I don't really care much anymore. Some edge will not kill you, and is not equivilant to actual real harm. Actual rapists and pedophiles do not joke about it online.

They hate when I bring out the molested boy classics *entire audience shuffles awkwardly*

#What does upset me is actual sexual harrassment #This is an anon ask about me reblogging a post that's like “We should kill all violent rapists” “The gentle rapist lives another day”#That is honestly really tame and pretty inoffensive.#I could make a point here about how people preformatively condemn “SA” (“kill all rapists”) but then don't know the actual #Real world dynamics that go into sexual abuse. The majority is not violent #But also. It isn't really meant to be read into that much. It is sort of making fun of a preformative statement about rape victims #Not actually accounting for the actual vast majority of said rape victims #It's pointing out a form of oppression in a lighthearted manner. Have a little critical thinking maybe.

The great thing about being a couchsurfing tranny at 19 is you still have the insane lack of any semblance of security because your entire family wants you dead & the trans community is often preformative or stretched too thin to help meaningfully. So you have to piddle about being an impoverished transsexual and all of the resulting dispair that comes W/ that. But also like people don't even take you seriously or veiw you as a person yet. I am not old enough to buy a beer and so my suffering must be less meaningful or less worthy of fixing because people are mildly uncomfortable W/ hanging out W/ a teenager when they are 25.

Which is clearly a feeling that must be accomodated at all times whilst I suffer just as much (or more) as anyone else. I am an actual human being if you never heard. I do have a sense of interiority and just because you veiw anyone younger then you as "uwu baby" does not mean that I don't have the exact same level of financial stress and responsibility and discrimination and general mental anguish as you. I am a person. I am a person.

draconianmarshmallowpoink

#Computer as fuck

annabelle--cane

everything can be sorted on a sliding scale of "punk" (good) to "fascist" (bad). these are the only two ends of the scale it's possible to have. if something is "good" (for example, public libraries,) it cannot merely be Good, it is only possible that it be punk and THEN be good as a symptom of punk. but if you can't swing it to convincingly argue that public libraries are punk, then, well, I'm sorry, but the only option left is that libraries are in fact fascist.

diserbillyti

tumblr is incredible because the people advocating for the system that forcibly abducts and incarcerates disabled people if they're too loud in public are usually doing shit like publicly jerking off to the kind of low-brow pornography I wouldn't feed to a dog.

trash-fuckyou

Audience note from test screening of VIDEODROME, 1983

milk5

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense

bgm05

Can you say something about fat people that doesn’t involve the phrase “tummy squish” or any variants thereof. Quickly

valkyrjuk

I know a couple fat guys and they're good electricians

bgm05

orteil42

my friend's puppy has baffling levels of attitude for someone who's only been around for a handful of months. he understands concepts like deceit and civil disobedience and other things i didn't fully grasp until well into my 20s. this guy doesn't even know the seasons loop yet. he's probably like okay spring. what's next. some other new bullshit i bet

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