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(WHO WANTS AN ANGSTY STARTER)

#p ls...#;starter call #i want more INTERACTIONS #;rowan rambles (ooc)

@knitstars

“YEAH, I’m pretty sure I saw a pig running through the mess hall.” As far as Max knew, pets weren’t allowed here at camp. How the hell was this girl able to keep one hidden from Gwen and David??

#knitstars #(hope this starter's okay!)

(anyone want a random starter?)

#;starter call #;rowan rambles (ooc)

(i wanna make a verses page so i can make a teen verse,,)

#like.... for when max is fifteen-seventeen lmao #tbd #;rowan rambles (ooc)#but i'm lazy

“I’ve been teaching myself magic.”

“If it’s anything like HARRISON’s magic, go somewhere else and practice it.” Max was still a bit fucked up from when Harrison performed a trick on him and was wary when it came to magic. Could you blame him?

#(max u don't have to be rude to nikki tho)#virenschaus

froggedmouth-deactivated2020062

THUG GOT SECRETS SENTENCE STARTERS. NSFW WARNING.

“I’m twenty-two and when I die I’m goin’ to hell for LIFE.” “Yo, I got a secret, dawg.” “I saw _______ last week. That bitch got two titties dawg. Nipple on each one.” “Yo dawg, wanna hear a secret?” “My doctor tried to molest me when I was five years old.” “Wanna hear another secret?” “I molested HIM.” “You know what those kids used to call me on the playground? Titty Fucker.” “I got a five year old in prison, you understand?” “Yo I think I got another secret, fool.” “I’m allergic to most dick-shaped foods.” “Cucumber, eggplant..” “Man, I can only have corn when it’s not on the cob, dawg.” “Yo, you wanna hear a secret, dawg?” “I’ve been teaching myself magic.” “Where’d this hat come from? Magic, bitch.” “Damn, why don’t you use a napkin?” “Cause I’m environmentally conscious, faggot.” “Aw dawg, I ain’t got no easy life, dawg.” “Man. are you crying?” “Hell naw, bitch you wanna hear a secret?” “We’re all human on the inside, dawg.” “Yo, your neighborhood smells like SHIIIT.” “Dawg, you know what time it is? It’s time for magic.” “Man, the fuck outta my face, dawg.” “I ain’t got a secret at this time.” “..hold up, hold up, hold up. I got a secret now, dawg.” “I haven’t changed my underwear in two days, dawg.” “Do you see this tattoo? It represents how scary I am, dawg.” “I got a funny butthole, dude.” “You know I can’t count to ten? I get up to eight and it gets real fuzzy.” “Man what’s wrong, dawg?” “Yo my girl, ______, left me, dawg.” “It’s okay though man, I got some tricks up my sleeve, bitch.” “Yo, can I tell you a secret, officer?” “I’m high, dawg.” “Yo man, you want some candy?” “MAN, that’s dick shaped. You trying to kill me, dawg?” “____ said I be porkin’ all these bitches, dawg.” “Whaaat? Man, is that true, though??” “Hell nah dawg.” “I’m a player, but I only play pretend.” “Yo. I can tell you a secret, dawg.” “I got held back in the seventh grade, dawg.” “I had to learn English twice.” “It’s why I’m so eloquently spoken, motha fucker.” “Pick a card, bitch.” “It’s a good card, dawg.” “Yo. Wake yo ass up, dawg!” “Psst, I got another secret.” “Yo, what’s that, man?” “I’LL TELL YOU WHEN YA DROP THE FUCKIN’ ATTITUDE.” “Man, don’t eat that.” “Mother fucka, why?” “It’s dick shaped, man.” “You just saved my motha fuckin’ LIFE.” “Sometimes my gramma calls, asks how I’m doin. I tell her. AH, I’m fine, bitch.” “I got one last secret, dawg. It’s one of my biggest secrets I’ve ever kept.” “I’m a liar, dawg.”

#I DON'T EXPECT TO GET AN Y FROM THIS BU T....#YO GUESS WHAT... IM ADE THIS LMAO #I LOVE BRANDON ROGERS.... FU C K #nsfw //#;memes

camp3di3m:

“Well, I guess having friends at all is good, but I’m not sure if darkness would be a very good friend to have. Wouldn’t you rather be friends with something happier? Like sunshine, or that feeling you get when you see a really cute puppy?”

“HOLY SHIT--” How long had David been there?? “Can’t you just, I dunno, fuck off? I wasn’t even talking to YOU. Sunshine sucks and puppies turn into dogs and then they end up DYING.”

#camp3di3m #(MAX P LS...)

sleepypeaknurse:

“Honey, lyin’ isn’t gonna help anyone here. I know from personal experience. I promise, I can help you if you can just tell me what’s going on. What happens in your nightmares?”

“...I end up alone, okay?? In my nightmares. Doesn’t matter who’s with me at the start of ‘em, my dreams always end up the same. With me being completely, utterly ALONE. There, are you happy? I fucking H A T E this.”

#sleepypeaknurse #(MY HEART...)

(listennnn,,, has anyone heard of the game w.e h.appy f.ew?? ......what if.... there was an au for that....)

#tbd #;rowan rambles (ooc)

(gotta work tomorrow,, imma go to sleep)

#and i'll do stuff here tomorrow after i get off work #tbd #;rowan rambles (ooc)