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sonatacunt-deactivated20211212

anyone know that reddit post about a girl who’s gf washes her hair and it talks about non sexual intimacy

found it :)

evening-moon-rising

My heart..

topaz-stars

This reminds me of this post;

Forgive me guys as I do not remember where the screenshot is from, but I have it here and I wanted to share with you.

stevebuscemifanclubpresident

secretlifeofz

This is so cute. Side note, the Boyle pic killed me. 🤣

fleurjardin

strawberrysunlights-oldacc-deac

the office is such a stupid show i love it so much

diane-guerreros

Zendaya wins Outstanding Lead Actress in a Drama Series (Emmy Awards 2020)

gabbyyrose

Forget your zodiac sign, tell me your parent’s and siblings zodiac signs so I can have a clear understanding of the astrological MESS you were raised in

whitepeopletwitter

jingles

x

re-bee-key

The struggle. The uneven tear. The cat fucking stomping the chocolate getting it everywhere. This video has it all.

maggotgrass

Im fucking crying

pettycentral

forever90s

katetinyjohn

I was gonna make a “remember when captain america punched harley quinn in the face” post before realising that margot robbie and jaime pressly are not actually the same person despite the evidence that they most definitely are

I mean???

they are literally the same person???

for years I’ve believed there was only one of them????

but??? there’s two?¿?¿?¿

say-prettyy-pleasee

And they’re not related?

westafricanbaby

😦😦😦😦🤭🤭🤭🤭

super-shar

Their mamas have some explaining to do

ofdarklands

that’s one person and you can’t fool me

securelyinsecure

The plot thickens!

juicyvelourtracksuit

What’s happening

whitepeopletwitter

lorem64

I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there!

ankaa-avarshina

Two words: Raw eggs.

lorem64

?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe

ankaa-avarshina

Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on

phantoms-lair

*deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella.

MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely.

Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead.

Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough.