C'est Tout Bien

I'm Zack, I'm tall, I'm 27, and I want to become a drop of water, so that I can join the ocean. I travel a lot for my job, so I'll be posting some pictures and stories from those adventures, as well as mostly reblogs. Feel free to drop me a line anytime.

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Garfield and Jon: The Later Years (via mmmichaelscott)

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I look at cake the same way. (via tastyhouse)

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No one knows anything about the would-be reboot. If Keanu Reeves was in it, would it even be a remake or a sequel? Are they making Star Wars-like prequels? Remember that the Matrix trilogy was supposed to take place during just one iteration of the Matrix. Neo was never “The One” – he was just “That One.” This could be a story before Neo, or maybe long after, or maybe it’s the same thing told again, because remakes work. Not only do they make money, but they can also be good. Go watch Cronenberg’s The Fly. Or The Thing. The Departed. Scarface. True Grit. Cape Fear. Dracula. A Fistful Of Dollars. There’s a super long list of remakes that didn’t turn into soul-crushing Ninja Turtle franchises.

There are plenty of reasons to remake The Matrix based solely on the potential of the first film. It was super good. The sequels were super colon-twisters. So it wouldn’t hurt to go back to that universe and maybe try not sucking. Also, The Matrix has not aged well. The effects are great and the story is great, but there are a couple of hiccups in the ol’ presentation that could use some window dressing. First of all, that red pill issue. The Red Pill has been co-opted by the men’s rights movement as a representation of finally seeing the gynocracy of terrible feminism oppressing dudes who never skip leg day and just want to squeeze boobs without the hassle of acknowledging the personality attached, dammit! Or some shit, I don’t care. Point is, it has a whole lot of baggage these days. So a new Matrix would need to give us a cool new metaphor that distances itself from that. I suggest using kitties and puppies. Choose the kitty and return to your virtual world. Choose the puppy and live.

Actually, A Reboot Of ‘The Matrix’ Is A Pretty Great Idea

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Thailand, Bangkok by Chigi Kanbe

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Adjustable Thigh Harness

Model: Rose

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Wild Wolf Leatherwork (on Etsy) || Rose

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the best experience working in customer service that i ever had was when i worked at building 19 and they were going out of business. they got to a point where all sales were final and this rude asshole came in throwing a fit bc she couldn’t return some 25$ thing, and i was just in a state of total don’t-give-a-fuck and so was the store manager so i’m talking complete immunity to do and say whatever i wanted. so i told this lady i’d be more willing to help her if she’d drop the attitude and quit being so rude to me and she looked so -shocked-. then she started ranting about losing out on 25$ and i was like “i’m sorry you’re out 25 dollars but next week i’ll be out of a job, so i don’t actually care,” and the look on her face allowed me to ascend to a higher plane of existence. and that was my favorite day of work ever.

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the dream.

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I am a college senior doing freelance web design to scrape up some extra cash. My current client is a well-respected public speaker who needed a professional website. After just starting development the day before, the following interaction occurred Friday afternoon as I was about to leave his office:

Me: Alright, I have created a template of what the home page of the site will look like. Let me know if this is the feel you’re going for and I can expand it from there. 

Client: Looks great! Please finish the website and wrap this up by the end of today!

Me: Err…I just started work on this yesterday. Creating an entire site requires a lot more time that that. Not to mention, you still haven’t sent me any content.

Client: Well, I’ve been told you are a hard-working student, so hearing this from you is disappointing. In the future, please wrap up your projects before the weekend. 

Me: …OK. Would you be able to send me the website content so I can finish?

Client: I will e-mail you the information in a week or two.

> Want to know if freelancing is for you?

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Amtrak + Snow + People = ･ﾟﾟ･o（ｉДｉ）o･ﾟﾟ･｡

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Meteorologists shouldn’t celebrate St. Patrick’s Day. (via nygiants)

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Sneak attack!

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Linda is a ride or die

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SARASOTA, FL—Saying that the plump liquid center had been broken and was trickling warm yellow goo on all sides, a report released Thursday found that, oh, fuck yeah, an egg yolk was dripping all over a sandwich. “Oh baby, just look at that,” the report read in part, adding that, hell yes, every ingredient in the sandwich was now soaked in the stuff. “Man oh man, it’s flowing onto the plate now. So goddamn tasty.” The report went on to say—sweet Jesus fucking yes—that a piece of crispy bacon had fallen out of the sandwich and could be dipped into the yolk.

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I think this cat needs a software update. (via gombung)