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Garfield and Jon: The Later Years (via mmmichaelscott)
I look at cake the same way. (via tastyhouse)
No one knows anything about the would-be reboot. If Keanu Reeves was in it, would it even be a remake or a sequel? Are they making Star Wars-like prequels? Remember that the Matrix trilogy was supposed to take place during just one iteration of the Matrix. Neo was never āThe Oneā ā he was just āThat One.ā This could be a story before Neo, or maybe long after, or maybe itās the same thing told again, because remakes work. Not only do they make money, but they can also be good. Go watch Cronenbergās The Fly. Or The Thing. The Departed. Scarface. True Grit. Cape Fear. Dracula. A Fistful Of Dollars. Thereās a super long list of remakes that didnāt turn into soul-crushing Ninja Turtle franchises.
There are plenty of reasons to remake The Matrix based solely on the potential of the first film. It was super good. The sequels were super colon-twisters. So it wouldnāt hurt to go back to that universe and maybe try not sucking. Also, The Matrix has not aged well. The effects are great and the story is great, but there are a couple of hiccups in the olā presentation that could use some window dressing. First of all, that red pill issue. The Red Pill has been co-opted by the menās rights movement as a representation of finally seeing the gynocracy of terrible feminism oppressing dudes who never skip leg day and just want to squeeze boobs without the hassle of acknowledging the personality attached, dammit! Or some shit, I donāt care. Point is, it has a whole lot of baggage these days. So a new Matrix would need to give us a cool new metaphor that distances itself from that. I suggest using kitties and puppies. Choose the kitty and return to your virtual world. Choose the puppy and live.
Actually, A Reboot Of āThe Matrixā Is A Pretty Great Idea
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the best experience working in customer service that i ever had was when i worked at building 19 and they were going out of business. they got to a point where all sales were final and this rude asshole came in throwing a fit bc she couldnāt return some 25$ thing, and i was just in a state of total donāt-give-a-fuck and so was the store manager so iām talking complete immunity to do and say whatever i wanted. so i told this lady iād be more willing to help her if sheād drop the attitude and quit being so rude to me and she looked so -shocked-. then she started ranting about losing out on 25$ and i was like āiām sorry youāre out 25 dollars but next week iāll be out of a job, so i donāt actually care,ā and the look on her face allowed me to ascend to a higher plane of existence. and that was my favorite day of work ever.
the dream.
I am a college senior doing freelance web design to scrape up some extra cash. My current client is a well-respected public speaker who needed a professional website. After just starting development the day before, the following interaction occurred Friday afternoon as I was about to leave his office:
Me:Ā Alright, I have created a template of what the home page of the site will look like. Let me know if this is the feel youāre going for and I can expand it from there.Ā
Client: Looks great! Please finish the website and wrap this up by the end of today!
Me:Ā Errā¦I just started work on this yesterday. Creating an entire site requires a lot more time that that. Not to mention, you still havenāt sent me any content.
Client: Well, Iāve been told you are a hard-working student, so hearing this from you is disappointing. In the future, please wrap up your projects before the weekend.Ā
Me:Ā ā¦OK. Would you be able to send me the website content so I can finish?
Client: I will e-mail you the information in a week or two.
> Want to know if freelancing is for you?
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Meteorologists shouldnāt celebrate St. Patrickās Day. (via nygiants)
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Linda is a ride or die
SARASOTA, FLāSaying that the plump liquid center had been broken and was trickling warm yellow goo on all sides, a report released Thursday found that, oh, fuck yeah, an egg yolk was dripping all over a sandwich. āOh baby, just look at that,ā the report read in part, adding that, hell yes, every ingredient in the sandwich was now soaked in the stuff. āMan oh man, itās flowing onto the plate now. So goddamn tasty.ā The report went on to sayāsweet Jesus fucking yesāthat a piece of crispy bacon had fallen out of the sandwich and could be dipped into the yolk.
I think this cat needs a software update. (via gombung)