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[pulsys]

PULSES or PULSYS | 18+ at times/minors DNI | all members adults

Home of weird perversions, overly erotic views of violence, and objectum tendencies. Personal blog for Mal and Red.

info, tags, and warnings below

#mal | malware, they/it. fine with flirting/comments and such on this blog. resident source of whimsy and joy and current primary. known to be a pervert about many things.

#red | red, he/it. fine with comments, no direct flirting. often on mal's shoulder. hater with a competitive streak and opinions on machinery.

#pulsys.txt | talk tag

General content for the entire blog:

- sadism/masochism

- objectum/robophilia/related, heavy focus on machines, including wireplay

- bondage/shibari

- pred/prey

- erotic death/gore (mal-specific, it is both able to 'respawn' infinitely and cannot permanently die. it enjoys this) tagged #gore / #robot gore / #death

- other topics possible. ask to tag if needed

[pulsys]

sometimes i'm reminded my respiratory system is modified to be ridiculously efficient at removing carbon dioxide and i toss that around in our brain like a rock in my hand

[pulsys]

as a fun fact: the intake to outtake ratio is sufficient that i can take the air out of a room if i breathe hard enough

[pulsys]

of course this does have negative implications for me. the nice thing is, i can last quite a lot longer than the average person in these conditions, being part machine and all

[pulsys]

red illustrated his experience driving us home from work today

[mgsr]

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

[pulsys]

heyyyy wanna come over to my lab and stand behind that 👈 panel while I forget how close I am and "accidentally" press my non-existant boobs up to the glass

[pulsys]

been using pluralspace lately and i really like this feature because im no longer restrained by the number of sticky notes at my disposal

[unit01kisser]

Computers heat up because clearly they are shameless senseless perverts

[lucytara]

the first rule of eating pussy is to have fun and be yourself

[lovesickhog]

Second rule is leave no survivors

[mayalovesolderwomen]

overworked and underfucked.

[maxknightley]

we like to have fun here, we like to laugh at this panel - and it is, of course, funny on purpose - but honestly sometimes that's how it is

[inkedftm]

i desperately want to play with someone while their legs are bound apart or to a spreader bar so they can’t close their thighs to escape the stimulation

[pulsys]

Fucking shame my neck is just parts I think I'd get a real kick out of getting choked

[pulsys]

Actually wait. Theres coolant lines there. I wonder. Could you cut off flow long enough to make me overheat...

[pulsys]

Fucking shame my neck is just parts I think I'd get a real kick out of getting choked

[pulsys]

Stop giving me reels about liking getting punched in the stomach I can't repost on that account!! My old professor follows me!!!!

[pulsys]

if heaven isn't real then explain tdick peeking out from bush. checkmate, atheists

[segamascott]

[pulsys]

Im thinking evil things.

[pulsys]

If I'm not a rude pervert about myself what am I even doing...