Pumpkin Queen

[strangetimesandparallellines]

Hilda: can you get some laundry detergent on your way back

Zelda: some what?

Hilda: you know, the thing you pour in the washing machine

Zelda: OH you mean laundry sauce

Hilda: what the FUCK

[notbadforafailedvessel]

[claire-de-macarune]

Hilda: Oh, it's a bit chilly out here, isn't it, love?

Cee: Here. *wraps her in his jacket*

Zelda:

Lilith:

Zelda: Mmm, I'm cold too.

Lilith, setting herself on fire: NOT ON MY DAMN WATCH

[claire-de-macarune]

Zelda: What would you like to do tonight, dear?

Lilith: ...World domination

Zelda: That's a a bit ambitious for one evening, don't you think?

Lilith: You're my world.

Zelda: *blushes*

Zelda: Wait-

[caosincorrectquotes]

Zelda: Where are my fucking keys?

Hilda: Zelda, please use appropriate language while Sabrina is in the room.

Zelda: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my FUCKING KEYS?

[claire-de-macarune]

Lilith, drunk: *pointing at Zelda* tHat's my gIRLfriend, suckeRs

Ambrose: Your wife, my Queen.

Lilith, tearing up: my WIFE, EVEN BETTER

[caosincorrectquotes]

Faustus: What’s the first thing you notice when someone tries to approach you?

Zelda: The audacity.

[empathicqueen-deactivated202101]

Lilith: peaches remind me of you

Zelda: .....

Lilith: they're soft on the outside and juicy on the inside

Zelda: ....

Zelda: Oh god

[claire-de-macarune]

Hilda: Truth or Dare?

Zelda: Truth.

Hilda: How much have you slept this week?

Zelda: ...

Zelda: Dare.

Hilda: Go to sleep.

Zelda: I don't like this game.

[caosincorrectquotes]

*At Zelda & Faustus’ Wedding*

Anti Pope: If anyone has a reason why these two should not be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace.

*silence*

Anti Pope: Really?? We’re all just gonna let this happen??

[miscincorrectqs]

hilda: i trust sabrina.

zelda: you think she knows what she's doing?

hilda: i'm not sure i'd go that far.

[pisceslament-deactivated2020030]

It’s no big of a deal.

[strangetimesandparallellines]

Hilda: can you get some laundry detergent on your way back

Zelda: some what?

Hilda: you know, the thing you pour in the washing machine

Zelda: OH you mean laundry sauce

Hilda: what the FUCK

[caosincorrectquotes]

Lilith: where do you want to be in 5 years, Zelda?

Zelda, under her breath: hopefully in your bed

Lilith: what?

Zelda: i sAID HOPEFULLY DEAD

[miranda-croft-deactivated202101]

[spinnersend3101]

[claire-de-macarune]

Kidnapper: I have your daughter.

Lilith: What? I don’t have a daughter.

Kidnapper: The contact in her phone said “Daddy”?

Lilith: Oh no.

Lilith: They have Zelda.